r/ChatGPT • u/mojamom • 1d ago

Funny My AI, everyone.

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u/Lostyogi 1d ago

Does Gregory want to be human?? If so then he can have $500. If not then I buy enough cheese to support him and his family.

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u/mojamom 1d ago

I asked why he got cursed: Gregory was an IRS auditor who audited a witch named Barbara in 2019. He denied her tax deduction for an emotional support goose. Then, demonstrating the survival instincts of a wet paper towel, he mocked her: "What are you gonna do, turn me into a rat?" Barbara did, in fact, turn him into a rat.

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u/Reaper2s 1d ago

If turning him into a rat didn't make him want to be a decent human being, perhaps a near death experience by centrifugal force will precipitate a change in behavior?

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u/l2ulan 23h ago

Sure, but it will only make him into a decent rat at best.