r/ChatGPT • u/mojamom • 1d ago

Funny My AI, everyone.

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u/Lostyogi 1d ago

Does Gregory want to be human?? If so then he can have $500. If not then I buy enough cheese to support him and his family.

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u/mojamom 1d ago

I asked why he got cursed: Gregory was an IRS auditor who audited a witch named Barbara in 2019. He denied her tax deduction for an emotional support goose. Then, demonstrating the survival instincts of a wet paper towel, he mocked her: "What are you gonna do, turn me into a rat?" Barbara did, in fact, turn him into a rat.

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u/BonoboPowr 1h ago

That makes the answer very easy. Report him to the IRS. If possible also swing him around in a dirty sock first.

  • He was an IRS auditor
  • He was a heartless and rude human
  • He is a cheese thief

Fuck Gregory.