I asked why he got cursed: Gregory was an IRS auditor who audited a witch named Barbara in 2019.
He denied her tax deduction for an emotional support goose.
Then, demonstrating the survival instincts of a wet paper towel, he mocked her:
"What are you gonna do, turn me into a rat?"
Barbara did, in fact, turn him into a rat.
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u/Lostyogi 1d ago
Does Gregory want to be human?? If so then he can have $500. If not then I buy enough cheese to support him and his family.