r/pics • u/Silver-Instruction73 • 4h ago
Right wing neighbors posted this grammatically questionable custom sign on their garage
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u/VoidingSounds 3h ago
Democrates, the hero of Greek myth, will open wife the border and defund the police and I’m here for it.
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u/bubblebeegum 3h ago edited 3h ago
The typos are bad, but what’s sending me is that the banner is too long. He’s got at least two more lines of bigotry and conspiracy theories* just lying on the driveway.
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u/dan-lugg 3h ago
Not to mention the rocks holding it down and cutting off the text. If you're gonna go full, go full.
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u/Proper_Bad_1588 3h ago
His ladder was too short.
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u/bubblebeegum 3h ago edited 3h ago
Something tells me the ladder isn’t the only thing that’s too small to get the job done.
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u/GojuGrin 3h ago
The MAGA movement has opened my eyes to how many absolutely ignorant people exist and I’m not even kidding. I’m genuinely flabbergasted that there are this many absolute dumbasses.
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u/catplustoast 2h ago
That's an insult to the ignorant. Ignorant means a lack of knowledge or education or information, it's a temporary state. The three-time Trumpers are not just uninformed, they also lack the desire to become better informed and the ability to discern fact from fiction even when information is clearly presented. They're just dumb. With a B.
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u/Hagoromo-san 2h ago
George Carlin once said, think of the absolute dumbest person you can think of, then realize that half of the population is probably dumber than that.
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u/Throwawaylikeme90 3h ago
How can there be radial marches in NYC, it’s laid out in a fucking grid. Boston? Sure, I’ve been to a few radial marches. But NYC? Fake news.
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u/danielcristofani 2h ago
Maybe they meant "radially violent". Like if each marcher is firing off guns in a circle? Like in Boondock Saints with the rope?
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u/Nice_Location9485 4h ago
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u/moba_fett 3h ago
Silence! DEMOCRATES HAS SPOKEN!
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u/CptDanger88 3h ago
YOU MEAN DOCRATS
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u/urbanek2525 3h ago
Trump spent a lot of time in the girls' locker room when he owned a beauty pagent. Republicans are all about grown men and little girls.
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u/Wheat_Grinder 3h ago
I think this is a run-on sentence from the previous point and they're saying that Democrats want that.
Of course, Trump was infamous for walking around girl's changing rooms so who knows.
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u/yourethegoodthings 3h ago edited 3h ago
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Riley Gaines is the mouthpiece for this movement because she tied for fifth and was pissed they didn't have an extra fifth place trophy on hand...
She compared Lia Thomas to a predator, when the real predator was her own fucking coach Lars Jorgensen. The man she still calls her best friend in her book after she knew her teammates had been assaulted and raped.
This is all manufactured outrage for financial gain.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/11/riley-gaines-anti-trans-lia-thomas-ncaa-trump/
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u/SuddenValley1899 3h ago
5th place is a participation trophy. she built a whole career on not getting that trophy. Must be a sad existence.
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u/RichardStrauss123 3h ago
Didn't she just post a few months ago about sky-high medical bills after having a baby?
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u/yourethegoodthings 3h ago
The trophy was the same size and in the photo OP you couldn't read the inscription... 🤦
I actually feel super conflicted about her, because you can literally pinpoint the moment she became a tool of the right wing mouthpieces on radio and TV. In that moment she tried to actually make a pretty fair and mild point that the NCAA should look at the regulations and see if there's anything that could change.
Thats not even a fundamentally unreasonable thing to say, even if I wouldn't personally feel slighted or anything.
But the obviously male radio hosts just steer here towards oh man didn't you feel like it was sexual assault having to be in the same change room? Fuck the whole ecosystem.
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u/AgrajagTheProlonged 3h ago
Although Oklahoma courts recently declared that gender makers can’t be changed on their birth certificates even if it was a clerical mistake and Oklahoma requires people to use the bathroom and locker rooms and whatnot that correspond to the gender on your birth certificate so if anything Republicans are the ones forcing boys into girls locker rooms (every accusation is an admission and all that)
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u/Josh-Baskin 3h ago
I like that it says "bring back"...like back in the good old days there were lots of boys in girls sports.
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u/smellybuttface 3h ago
As a docrat, I will not rest until every child is transistored.
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u/handlebartender 1h ago
NPN or PNP?
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u/Veteran_Hawk 1h ago
Both - that way they're bipolar - and we all know the docrats like the mentally ill.
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u/thumbwrestleme 2h ago
What I see: "I'm afraid of anything that doesn't look like me or think like me!".
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u/MiloHorsey 2h ago
Fear is how they're controlled, so yeah, not surprising, when you think about it. So sad to go through life this fearful and idiotic, instead of doing a bit of research to find out whether any of it is actially true, isn't it?
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u/UnquestionabIe 2h ago
That's the nice was to phrase it. To me it screams "I'm too goddamn stupid to learn about anything of my own accord and merely parrot whatever conservaslop media I consume says." None of these knuckle draggers could explain any of the terms used without defaulting to something that either has it's roots in the Red Scare or some hatemonger who had major social reach due to connections with various right wing/oligarchy controlled organizations.
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u/zangster 3h ago
As a govvie who was part of that four-month shutdown, I place the blame squarely on Trump and Republicans. And, I did receive my back pay.
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u/Throwawaylikeme90 3h ago
Best part of being in a union. Free vacation and a lump sum.
I’m Postal, so we got paid. One of the rare occasions where being federal only when convenient actually paid off, cause I would in fact have been a skeleton getting picked by earwigs and centipedes by the end of four months. But I’ve seen so many incorrect firings where people come back in six months with backpay it’s crazy.
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u/MoSzylak 4h ago
"Democrates" "Boarder" lol
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u/ndmhxc 3h ago
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u/hikeonpast 3h ago
Democrates:
“Leave me out of this, you crazy MAGA people”
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u/Ph33rDensetsu 3h ago
"Docrats"
They didn't spell it right a single time. Closest was "Dems."
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u/artiface 3h ago
I'm disappointed they didn't have dumocrats or demonrats in there, it's like they're not even trying.
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u/Earlynerd 3h ago
I mean, the numerous spelling and grammatical errors and absence of punctuation aside, this guy can't find a better place to put up his screed? Best possible spot was using packing tape, blocking his own garage door, and a couple rocks to keep it from blowing away? First windy day the things gone, and you know he will blame the democrats for that too.
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u/chefybpoodling 2h ago
You know a car hasn’t seen the inside of that garage in decades. It is full to the brim with important stuff which they will never see again because they piled so much important stuff in front of the other important stuff.
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u/Laxku 3h ago
I think you mean the DOCRATS
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u/ThatOldEngineerGuy 2h ago
Pretty sure they meant democrates
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u/BankshotMcG 3h ago
I agree, why would Obama make him do this is the real question. Now we're uncovering the conspiracy.
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u/boxedfoxes 3h ago
Jesus, it’s called spell check. What am I reading!?
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u/0w1 3h ago
The angry words of an adult who watches Fox News for many, many hours each day.
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u/Lyon212 2h ago
Can't spell democrats but they used the correct "their" I'm wondering if the typos are intentional.
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u/ucrbuffalo 1h ago
The entire poster was probably created with AI then printed without proofing. Not that proofing would have helped this particular person.
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u/bigloser42 1h ago
AI is a fairly good speller. This screams stream of consciousness writing with zero proofing.
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u/SpaceTrash782 3h ago
It really tells you something about the state of mind the person was in and how much money they have when they printed this banner and didnt measure the thing they would be affixing it to.
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u/Astrocatwuvsyou 3h ago
You think he’s measuring?? Guy didn’t even proofread before sending it over to the print shop.
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u/PM_me_your_O_face_ 2h ago
It was probably premade and written by a foreign bot. At the very least it was written from info shared by a foreign bot, misspellings and all.
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u/whurpurgis 3h ago
I do graphic design at a print shop and we got a customer along these lines and when he emails in thing like this I just copy and paste them on the banner. I bet whomever made this banner for them was laughing the whole time.
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u/Kriegerian 3h ago
You’ll notice nothing about making your life better or more affordable, just virulent queerphobia and racism.
They have nothing but hate.
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u/Brave_Specific5870 3h ago
Democrates 🤣
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u/Jammb 3h ago
Apart from the MANY other things wrong with this, radical muslims and communists could not be further apart on the political spectrum.
In fact radical islam could be characterised as extreme-right in nature, so this person probably has a lot in common with them (just a different flavour of god)
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u/j0llyllama 3h ago
I mean probably more like same flavor with a different name. "I like strawberry. Fraise sounds disgusting"
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u/Mushroom_Tip 3h ago
If Democrats were any more communist they would destroy our economy with tariffs, promise to send free money to everyone, create state funded news, and destroy the trucking industry with ridiculous diesel prices.
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u/Sea-Spray-9882 3h ago
How do you misspell the same word twice and two different ways?
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u/jprosser 3h ago
It's crazy how right wing talking points are indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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u/acidrefluxisgreat 3h ago
not the docrats and the democrates 😡😡😡
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u/MisterB78 2h ago
They’re for open boarders and transistioning your children. Haven’t you seen their radial violent marches?
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u/shortribz85 1h ago
Democrates philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be droppin these lyrically performed armed robberies.
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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb 3h ago
Those dang transistioning docrats and their violent radial marches!! I am board by them! I bet they read the ancient greek teachings of Democrates!
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u/KonkiDoc 3h ago
Half of Americans read below a sixth grade level.
I know which half these morons are.
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u/WarLawck 3h ago
How do I stop hating these people? I'm pretty sure the way out of this whole thing is for us to find a way to come together, but I hate how stupid they are, how selfish, how careless, how ignorant, and how hateful. I have no faith that they can learn, they are so deep in Plato's cave and no amount of sense can sway them. Help us all.
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u/namesarerequired 3h ago
It helps to recognize that while some of these people might have just been born out the gate fated to be terrible, most people who are like this are taught through structural forces (school, culture, media, social norms, etc) that benefit from turning people, who could have been intelligent compassionate people, into constantly angry frightened selfish people. People in power become rich from robbing these people of a chance to be educated, to feel connected to other people instead of terrified of them, to not be constantly under threat of death by poverty, to own anything, to have access to social mobility. These people ultimately need help but have been trained to view medicine as poison, conditioned to view competiton as the default mode of interaction. They have agency, they could be different and I have little respect for them because of the choice to keep being terrible, but I view it all as sad that this is the life they have been funneled into by sociopathic people in power who attained power through their willingness to step on, rob, and exploit on their way to the top. Those are the people that my anger is directed.
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u/Snackdoc189 3h ago
Remember these people and their friends are going to be first in line at the poles. You can mock them all you want but your vote counts the same as theirs. Fucking. Vote.
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u/baksdad 3h ago
They forgot to mention that Democrats are in favor of education.
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u/nyralotep123 3h ago
I didn't see any of those radial violent marches in NY
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u/Any_Pineapple_9744 3h ago
Really? You didn't see the large crowd crossing half of the city's circle?
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u/Quasi_Evil 3h ago
I was so excited to participate in one of these radial violent marches, but it seemed like we were just going in circles.
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u/eyeQ 3h ago
ask them what communist and/or socialist means and watch them implode trying to define it. they're all dumb as doorknobs
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u/TheMaskedHarlequin 1h ago
God, all conservatives are literal idiots. A plague upon this earth
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u/AmazingFlatworm_ 1h ago
Conservatives have always been a cancer. Now they're just nice enough to stop pretending that they're real, serious people.
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u/itssadbutdrew 3h ago
has a sign like that ever made any one change their mind about their vote? nah.
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u/CruelAngelsThesis_01 3h ago
Watch out for people like this cause they usually got cameras pointing at it waiting to catch someone messing with the sign since the whole point is to trigger people to begin with
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u/itsagoodtime 3h ago
Why is it that they make the Democrats want to trans your kids?? No one ever talks about this shit until election season, then it's boogy trans man
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u/WalterBrickyard 3h ago
Too bad they didn't bother to measure before hanging it up, now I don't know how the story ends.
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u/TheFeshy 3h ago
Arr, open up the boarders with your cutlasses lad! The Democrates (rhymes with Hercules) demand it!
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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 3h ago
Democrates has no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because he’s Greek.
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u/iLikeTurtuls 3h ago
When people say words like “radical Muslims” I just imagine a Muslim looking person (I guess?) just crushing waves
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u/thetruemata 3h ago
They will spout this nonsense but then call you a snowflake for being so scared of everything.
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u/SuddenValley1899 3h ago
Enough money to have that printed, but cheaped out on the spellcheck. 'Docrats' 'Dems' and 'Democrates, like the philosopher'
13 Radical Judges. Radial Marches in NY. Boarder.
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u/miraculum_one 3h ago
Elaborate on "open wide the boarder". That's no way to treat overnight guests.
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u/Junglebyron 3h ago
“Hey Claude….can you type me up a list of what some stereotypical mouth breathing MAGA idiot would print onto a banner and hang on his suburban garage?”
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u/luv2ctheworld 3h ago
The level of stupidity shown reminds me why we're in such a screwed up state in the first place.
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u/polymath_artisan 3h ago
How funny would it be if they sent this to the printer grammatically correct and the printer said… they won’t even notice if we fuck with them.
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u/ph33randloathing 3h ago
Which Greek philosopher was Democrates and who was he boarding?
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u/Ok-Panda7645 3h ago
It's not even hanging high enough to see the whole thing. Whoever had this made and put it up is mentally ill.
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u/double297 3h ago
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u/Rave-TZ 3h ago
They're proving to the world who the real crazy type of person is. These words read as the type of person to avoid, not information to take seriously. They ended up changing more minds towards Democrats than anything.
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u/slamdanceswithwolves 4h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/vLruErVSYGx8s
Fuuuuuuuuck is that some poor spelling.
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u/Where_Da_Party_At 3h ago
I feel like that banner kept going but the place that printed it had enough and they cut it off at a certain point and shipped it..😁😂
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u/crimson23locke 3h ago
Docrats, democrates, demanti-AmErIcA mY WiFE iS a GuN anD My MiStress iS A TaIL PIpE!
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u/Ander_Sloost 2h ago
These are the people who memorialize dead loved ones with custom vinyl clings on their rear windows.
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u/Nice_Location9485 4h ago
I don't even think that's AI, I think even AI would still do a better job 😭😭