Watched TV for an hour ish before bed every night this week, because I was watching a really good series. Now I’ve finished the series, have nothing good to watch, but can’t fall asleep without watching TV for a bit first. I don’t want to watch TV. It’s 1:30 am send help

This dog not only jumped onto the 3 something ft counter, ripped open my zipper bag, the paper bag the scrubee was in, and ate it. He also had the audacity to eat it on my pile of clean clothes that are now covered in the Shea and cocoa butter remains of my self care purchase 🙃 Mind you he is fed and watered and is in training he just loves to eat stuff off counters for some horrid reason (we don't leave food out anymore because of this)...but I never expected him to eat a freaking Scrubee. Luckily it was all non toxic to him and I'm a vet student so he's fine but like bro seriously. I hope he enjoyed his $14 dog treat -_-

Changing lanes to pass, turn left, move back right, exit, merge, is normal everyday stuff. Saying Cut in or Cut off gives the impression that there was a major safety infraction happening on the roadway. If there was, great! Use that term! If you were maintaining a safe following distance and a fellow motorist makes a lane change into an open space without causing you to hard/emergency brake, it's just a lane change.

I get mistakes happen and maybe there was an off chance the person making them accidentally saw “no pickle” but idk. I noticed they held the onion on both of these also so they were plain, besides the abnormal amount of ketchup they put on.

In case it's not clear, I cut along the line. However, there seems to be an extra seal under the.

I had to open it with scissors for God's sake

This is new and when I placed it on the counter I was shocked. Why not just make the bottle smaller and cut down on waste?

We need to make this illegal. I don’t care if it’s a third party site, we need to pass some sort of law.

I had to skip lunch at work today, and I typically go to the gym after work, but I was so hungry that I decided to just buy something and eat it quickly before working out. There's one of those Long John Silvers + KFCs right next to the gym that I had never been to (nor have I ever even seen people at this place), so my plan was to buy a fish sandwich from LJS, scarf it down, and get to exercising before the digestion started so that I wouldn't feel it.

I went to the drive thru and tried to order it, but they told me they were all out of fish for the day (<- ???), so I bought a KFC chicken sandwich instead, and proceeded with the plan.

It wasnt hot. It was slightly smooshed, and it was this pale, off color that didn't sit well with me, but I was so hungry that I ate it anyway.... and then felt absolutely disgusted at myself....

I legitimately thought about trying to pu* ke it out, and then bought a lemon lime Gatorade to try to wash away the flavor, but it had this taste of like burnt, rancid oil that I have not been able to shake.

I exercised for an hour more, and will be exercising for an hour more tomorrow, too, to make up for it. I have been drinking water, I drank a black coffee, I brushed my teeth twice, with mouthwash, and have been chewing gum since then, and I cannot shake that taste in my mouth.

I will never go to that place, ever again. I would rather have gone hungry than ate that thing!!!!

For reasons, I was trying to figure out how to spell PENIS in braille. For any other language, I’ve been able to search “what is XYZ word in Arabic/Japanese/Spanish/etc…” and it will show said word in the requested language.

Sucks I can’t write a love letter to my homie though.

ETA: I have no ⠏⠑⠝⠊⠎

Literally bought this not even 12 hours ago, i bought two of them, one i which i ate on a burger, and this is the other one. What is going on with the produce in the U.S. nowadays? Smh

Edit: it wasn’t moldy when i bought it or i wouldn’t have gotten it, i bought a pack of two, one i ate last night. i would have bought them in bulk, but there weren’t any bulk tomatoes left bc there was a storm a couple days ago in Alabama so everyone stocked up on stuff thinking the world was about to end like Alabamians do, there also wasn’t any white bread left.

The handles swing away from the seat whenever you let go regardless of how you try to adjust it. So far away that you pretty much have to get up to reach for the handles each time after a set.

And it just doesn't feel right using it when I'm so used to the handles hanging from above in every other pec deck machine I've seen. For example, rear delt flies are unnecessarily harder to do.

Maybe its not a big deal at all but the design of gym equipment should just always be universal. Trying to make something different for no reason is so much more counterproductive and unnecessary in a case like this.

got our cheese rollups made with malice. 5 cheese rollups, 2 squeezed (both that were squeezed had a singular veggie (one with a piece of tomato and one with a piece of onion that very rudely crunched in my bite)) and 2 unmelted

all my sister and i wanted was a nice little meal man..

"i think they wanted to spit in my drink" my sister said

I wanted a drink, not flavored air.

A few years ago, when DoorDash first started offering grocery/convenience store deliveries, I ordered Plan B because I was too embarrassed/ ashamed to go buy it myself.

Since it was a “new” feature there wasn’t really an option to select replacements or cancel individual items if something was out of stock. It was pretty much up to the Dasher to figure out a substitution.

My Dasher decided the best “replacement” for Plan B was a pregnancy test.

For anyone wondering, no, I wasn’t pregnant. But I still think about how unhelpful that substitution was.

Looking again every published set I can get from Amazon is on this order. Who decided on this? I understand they are in chronological order, but that’s not the way they were written and not the way they were intended to be read.

I was checking out the specials of the local butcher shops and came across this beauty. I took off the name of the business because they are a good butcher shop but I also live in the deep south so this kind of advertising is definitely pandering to a 'certain' crowd.

These are suv racks made of wood. Duct taped? Seen in Erie, PA. You get an A for creativity but a D for reliability. Are you going to treat those? At least treat the wood, man.
Idk I guess you already gave up the car washes, huh? But those are going to be flying ice wood projectiles in a month. Remind me not to get behind you in the rain and snow.
I really do, dig your work, man.