r/askanything • u/ComplexWrangler1346 𤠕 Aug 21 '26
Political Question Are these 2 having an affair ?
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u/_khanrad Aug 21 '26
Sheâs too old for him
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u/Fantastic-Weird Aug 21 '26
This comment should be higher, lmao
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u/Warspit3 Aug 21 '26
Its at rhe top!
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u/Party-Evening3273 Aug 22 '26
She is 35 years old, and is 25 years too old for Loaded Diaper.
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u/Kooky_Mastodon_2195 Aug 21 '26
Maybe just a cover up
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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 Aug 22 '26
Because he can't get it up. Also who wants to handle a dick that has been sitting in shit?
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u/BlackberryShoddy7889 Aug 22 '26
Itâs not even that , his shiitake mushroom is dried out. Next we gonna hear heâs doing her with cigar container
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u/zeydey Aug 21 '26
It's a transactional relationship, he fills his diapers and she changes them.
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u/Medium-Sir-3312 Aug 21 '26
On that note, I canât fathom any self-respecting woman fucking a man who regularly shits himself.
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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance Aug 21 '26
Self respectingâŚlook for news stories in the last 24 hours about Harpâs letters to Trump. Her brother was interviewed by Erin Burnett the other day trying to explain her devotion to Trump. In short, her behavior is consistent with being brainwashed and a cult member.
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u/Chevronet Aug 21 '26
Or a Russian asset.
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u/ckncardnblue Aug 21 '26
With no security clearance.
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u/Sufficient_Sun2582 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Jared doesnât have a security clearance and he is in talks on behalf of the United States with Israel, Hamas and others. He is essentially doing Marco Rubioâs job.
And speaking of clearances, Chump, if he wasnât President, would never qualify for a clearance. Trump would be easily denied a clearance if he was subjected to the background investigation that every civilian and military member goes through. Then there is the whole he is held to no standards with regard to handling classified info. A civilian or military member does what he has done, and they are in jail.
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u/OverallDoor2718 Aug 21 '26
With felony he can't even get into Canada like my ultra MAGA brother in law
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u/Bubbly-Ordinary-1097 Aug 22 '26
He was already in Canada for the G7 summit
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u/OverallDoor2718 Aug 22 '26
Of course bc he's Trump and POTUS. But he should not. If I had a felony, especially recent one, I would never be allowed
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u/Akanan Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Sounds like somebody shouldnât have gotten any votes by the American people? But here they are.
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u/ckncardnblue Aug 21 '26
But he did read the art of the deal.
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u/ilikepizza2much Aug 21 '26
Honestly I wouldnât be surprised if Chump never actually read it. I mean, heâs never read a book in his life, and heâs proud of it.
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u/SomeDumbPenguin Aug 21 '26
Hey now... He used to keep a copy of "Mein Kampf" by his bedside according to his ex-wife... He had to have at least skimmed it considering he's copy catting stuff from it
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u/ElderberryHoliday799 Aug 22 '26
I had a TOP SECRET/NATO SECRET SECURITY CLEARANCE and my SCI access.
I NEVER BOXED DOCUMENTS UP AND TOOK THEM HOME TO KEEP AS SOUVENIRS
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u/SuperLeverage Aug 21 '26
Sheâs the kind of girl thatâs writes to prison inmates on death row trying to start a relationship.
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u/ZookeepergameNo2431 Aug 21 '26
Her education: home schooled + Liberty University
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u/conflictedideology Aug 21 '26
It wasn't just trump.
Her brother said was writing letters to George W Bush when she was in her teens.
The girl ain't right.
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u/Individual_Bell_4637 Aug 21 '26
To be fair, Dubya was kind of cool for a president in a purely personal sense. He had that affable dumbass thing down pretty good, and a hell of a grin.
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u/Training_Medicine_49 Aug 21 '26
I donât anything about this woman. But when I saw the reporting about her letters homegirl is a little kooky and the first thing that came to my mind was she part of a cult as a young. Is this true? Cause thatâs what it screams..
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u/CommonYellow7163 Aug 21 '26
You do have to wonder what 'daddy' and she got up to during home schooling -- and which might lead to her being fixated on an old old -- OLD -- geezer. (Same with Leavitt and her 60+ year-old hubby. YUCK.)
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u/HedgehogTop5524 Aug 21 '26
With daddy issues. Whose father committed suicide less than a month before she started working for Trump.
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u/Billz3bub666 Aug 21 '26
I don't believe a 80 year old man who is literally dying in front of us can get his little wee wee up
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u/spenney09 Aug 21 '26
First base, second base, yeah. He wouldnât know where the third base was. Thereâs absolutely no play at the plate.
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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26
You think this guy does foreplay? That would benefit someone other than himself. I think we can all assume he's as selfish in the bedroom as he is everywhere else.
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u/DidAndWillDoThings Aug 21 '26
Foreplay is what he calls it when he hits a golf ball towards a woman on the course
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u/Intrepid_Routine6373 Aug 21 '26
Chili dog.
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u/Effective_Orchid7854 Aug 21 '26
I want to downvote this comment bc itâs gross BUT itâs also funny and accurate. Upvote received.
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u/Particular_Ad_644 Aug 21 '26
Putting Trump aside, consider a happily married devoted couple together for fifty plus years. We all age and face infirmities in our elder years, but love can persist.
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u/Lonely_MuffinXo Aug 21 '26
I know he would never understand or recognize it, but people like trump are quite sad in that they will never know love like this. I can't imagine living 80 years such an empty life
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u/BeerGalTFS Aug 21 '26
Only if he could recognize it. Which he could never reach that level of awareness.
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u/BigDaddyUKW Aug 21 '26
I totally agree with what you're saying, even if there was a decade or two age difference.
However, in your case, said "self respecting woman" (or woman etc.) would probably be much closer to 80 years old than 35.
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u/Major_Honey_4461 Aug 21 '26
I doubt Trump has seen his dick in a decade, let alone has the wherewithall to use it.
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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Aug 21 '26
The lack of self-respect in MAGA women isn't a bug, it's a feature.
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u/ruraljuror__ Aug 21 '26
As if his equipment works. 80, doesn't believe in exercise, fat turd, live on McDonald's and diet coke.
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u/IronSuspicious1863 Aug 21 '26
As bad as his health is, I canât imagine he could get it up and a âBlue Chewâ would probably kill him.
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u/Federal-Business-796 Aug 21 '26
On top of hearing that she's been working at the WH for almost a year with no security clearance, I'm convinced she's a honeypot for the russians
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u/missPanda3305 Aug 21 '26
Wtf? Not advocating for Trump, but regular people get sick, we get old and people are allowed to have sex even when they have disabillities.
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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26
Totally agree with you. That said, when someone is as much of a POS as tiny hands I think it's totally okay to go after them for all the things you would never say to or even think about another person you respect or at least feel neutral about. I don't give a damn about anyone's weight, but if they're a complete and utter POS then yeah, I'ma call em a fat fuck. If someone can't control their bowels then I'd have empathy towards their situation and never shame them for it, unless they happen to be a tyrannical dictator in which case I'm gonna call em a pants-shitting loser. It isn't the shitting of said pants that makes them the loser, or the weight that makes them a fat fuck, it's everything behind it.
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u/BusyAtilla Aug 21 '26
And why is it always women with two story mouths
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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 Aug 21 '26
Jeffrey Epstein had absolutely repulsive tall gums, that why he always smirked instead of smiling with his baby corn teeth
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u/SweaterSteve1966 Aug 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/uS7DNh56PRs9BTcke4
So they can do this with his piss5
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u/Individual_Sun5662 Aug 21 '26
I'm not outdoorsy but I probably need a new raincoat, at a minimum, and I know where to look.
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u/Creepy_Vegetable6905 Aug 21 '26
Patagonia is the preferred brand for many conservation biologists
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u/Little-Hour3601 Aug 21 '26
Is that real? There's no way that's real. Is that real?
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u/New-Warthog3810 Aug 21 '26
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u/mortraineyhat Aug 21 '26
Damn good article and Iâm definitely getting more Patagonia stuff in the future. I have a rain shell that is amazing
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u/SelectionProud7620 Aug 21 '26
I worked there when these went out, is 100% legit. Just says assholes, funny that people take it to mean him. Didn't name anyone, but the fact people just assume it's him tells you everything you need to know. Worked in sales and people would call in to berate us about it.Â
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u/DailyUnderFlow Aug 21 '26
It's like when they hear someone say "fuck nazis" or "remove the corrupt" or "impeach racists" and they go "Stop talking bad about us. You just hate Republicans." when Republicans were never mentioned in the first place.
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u/jlstern1025 Aug 21 '26
Thanks for sharing! Now I have a need for something Patagonia.
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u/Witty-Refuse-3228 Aug 21 '26
Daily Beast podcast had two good episodes this week with Michael Wolff talking about her. He covered her nearly 3 years ago in his 4th Trump book. He saw this play from a mile away.
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u/Then-Shake9223 Aug 21 '26
I keep saying this is obviously manufactured and pushed by his team.
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u/imjustdoingmybesttry Aug 21 '26
Say more about this. Why would his team want this out there?
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u/_V3rt1g0_ Aug 21 '26
They would rather his MAGAT sycophant followers think he is "having an affair" (strong and virile) instead of "being cared for around the clock by a nurse" (old and weak).
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u/imjustdoingmybesttry Aug 21 '26
Got it. Thanks
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u/Gay-_-Jesus Aug 21 '26
Plus itâs a distraction from Epstein; from gas prices, from affordability, from Iran, from Musk committing to spend $200,000,000.00 on the midterms, etc
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u/Greyscale7950 Aug 21 '26
She's a Harpy assigned by Satan to make sure he doesn't try to weasel out of the contract he signed on the crossroad.
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u/Achaern Aug 21 '26
Trump's supporters vitriol is the closest I've ever felt to the actual presence of supernatural evil, or the strong appearance of it.
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u/AngeliqueRuss Aug 21 '26
Agreed.
Kind of a joke that it could be anything else.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Cap9373 Aug 21 '26
His followers love the fact that he had an affair with a porn star and is a womanizer. Having this rumor will help show that heâs still got it. To rational people this is disturbing, but those are not the people that got him elected.
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u/alastrix Aug 21 '26
Yeah im way more incline to believe this is a staged psyop for his base than an affair. You really think that geriatric bloated tube of squeeze cheese is getting it up for a physical affair? Not enough blue pills in the world. I also dont think hes mentally cognitive enough or emotionally capable of a non sexual affair either.Â
They push the idea that hes still masculine and sexually powerful. Young beautiful women love him what a man's man. Hes on top of his game and absolutely not a blundering old man. But we'll deny it all the same because we need the conservative Christian idea that hes faithfully in love with the spouse you never see him with. Absolutely would never cheat on her (ignore the history of cheating on his spouse). Hes just so desirable that it may look like an affair but hes a morally just husband.Â
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u/Hydrolt Aug 21 '26
Definitely an emotional one at least, sheâs basically a security blanket telling him everyone loves him, which isnât going to help any of us when confronted with reality. I have no idea if heâs sundowning, has a touch of dementia, or is just so immersed in an echo chamber he rejects anything else, but no scenario bodes well for us.
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u/wrhnj Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Sheâs just his hospice nurse. He canât get it up anymore and he never cared about sexually satisfying a woman in other ways.
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u/Logical-Pair-89 Aug 21 '26
In any ways. Women are things, not people. Thats the maga and conservatives approach
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u/SplitSecondImmortal Aug 21 '26
Doubt hes ever satisfied a woman. Stormy Daniels said her encounter with him was very brief lol
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u/Odd_Onion_1591 Aug 21 '26
She is a sugar babe. Just hoping to reap a peace of cake for herself
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u/Scoutmonkey Aug 21 '26
Iâm not falling for this. This election is too important to be shifting focus to this shit. Its probably a deliberate leak to offset the provable notion that he is sick and weakening.
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u/baron_spaghetti Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Honestly, I couldnât care less. For all the illegal and corrupt shit this asshole has done âinfidelityâ isnât something that Iâll actually give a damn about.
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u/Admirable_Pop_7292 Aug 21 '26
So true. Trump part 2 is such a shitshow itâs rare to come across something truly shocking. But Trump being Trump. He manages to still find a way. Last night I read about he is in the process of removing the name of a black Medal of Honor winner Doris Miller from Pearl Harbor attack who was scheduled to be the name of the next aircraft carrier being built. I wonât even have to tell you what he wants it to be named instead. Itâs a goddamn disgusting outrage even for this crew at this point.
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u/WTF4Sally Aug 21 '26
Emotional, yes. Physical, no. 100% Trump is no longer sexually functional.
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u/forrealthoughcomix_ Aug 21 '26
Canât believe this isnt he top comment. No way an obese, 80-year-old Diet Coke addict who doesnât sleep enough or even have control of his bowels is sexually functional.
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u/IdeaSandbox Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Although that treatment had already been available/approved, and he had nothing to do with her treatment (so I saw on the news yesterday)
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u/Smartimess Aug 22 '26
So itâs like the mostly made up stories of singer-songwriters about having a dream and writing a hit in minutes or something.
Or like Trump being a Wharton student or being in the military. The typical Republican grift.
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u/GoldReplacement9546 Aug 22 '26
Yeah, off label medicationâs are used so often for so many things and diseases and probably the biggest reason theyâre used off label is if youâre a drug company and you develop it and you get it approved for one thing thatâs it thatâs all you need now can be used for anything. Any doctor can write it for a cancer drug for migraines or your toe itching.
Of course, usually thereâs some reason to believe it will work, but the other benefit is why the drug companies when it then becomes proven like thereâs knee treatments that we know for sure work for shoulders and ankles and hips, but the company has no interest in getting doing a trial and getting approval for that because if you need it, youâll just have to pay cash more than insurance would pay, and then when the knee runs out of its patent, be sure that theyâll have it patented for your back or your shoulders or your ankle ankles
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u/IIDn01 Aug 21 '26
According to her brother, she has a history of writing to male politicians. tRump is the only one who turned her into his 24/7 "aide".
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u/jar1967 Aug 21 '26
Why do I get fatal on fraction vibes from this?
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u/justwhatmatters Aug 21 '26
This is how easy it is to compromise him. He is so easily controlled using flattery. He will fall for it every time. Loser.
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u/B0wmanHall Aug 21 '26
Itâs a cult
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u/Ok_District2853 Aug 21 '26
Ha. Trump sold his soul to the devil. Am I the only one that can see the devil? Of course he appears as a pretty blond woman. The gender swap is another taunt at MAGA. Not only that:
He didn't just get one (fat orange) soul with that contract. Think of all his bitter, angry, arrogant followers! What a bargain! No wonder he showed up in person. Hell is going to be no vacancy in 10 years after they all die. He's going to have to build a new wing!
Hey! I know just the guy!
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u/Spirited_Comedian225 Aug 21 '26
I think this is an obsession kinda deal where she smells his dirty diaper after she changes him. There is no way his dick works anymore.
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u/Mr_microplastics_Yum Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
idek know what she sounds like... but I know how her laugh sounds just by the look of it lol
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u/KneelB4Z0d Aug 21 '26
Define affair, does changing diapers count? Melania probably doesn't want to do that anyway.
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u/MaisieStitcher Aug 21 '26
Probably not a physical affair. I would guess an emotional one.
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u/5BUCKSLEFT Aug 21 '26
why does it look like she is wearing Dentures ; those teeth look fake
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u/Sweet-Presence8855 Aug 21 '26
âŚthey both wish? Weird I know but he canât stay lucid for long enough nor is there enough viagra in the world. As for her, she has her hands full of diapers and medication juggling. Star crossed ghouls.
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u/ScaredOrchid3594 Aug 21 '26
Sheâs a total mental case. Totally obsessed and requires psychiatric intervention. They make a great pair.
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u/HeavyMetalDoug Aug 21 '26
Do you think when he inevitably kicks her to the curb, she'll go Fatal Attraction on his shitty ass?
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u/CO_Renaissance_Man Aug 21 '26
With the way his cabinet members look at him and talk about him, he could be having an affair with any of them.
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u/Hatshepsut99 Aug 21 '26
Ewww I canât imagine anyone would let Trump âmushroom dickâ touch them.
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u/Empty-Wasabi6016 Aug 21 '26
Maybe she needs a grandpa-figure. A big racist oaf who shits his pants and canât stop talking about gender. Interesting choice!
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u/Saddest_Flex Aug 21 '26
WHO CARES. If they are, itâs the least horrible thing heâs done. Letâs focus on the CHILD RAPING, MASS THEFT FROM AMERICAN CITIZENS, RIGGING ELECTIONS, ETC.
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u/Educational-Glass-63 Aug 21 '26
As much as an 80 year old diaper wearing smelly old man can. The blonde bimbo doesn't care and is a very money hungry, willing to do anyone for it or is just completely insane. Pick one.
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u/PetesBrotherPete Aug 21 '26