r/askanything • u/ComplexWrangler1346 🤔 • Aug 21 '26

Political Question Are these 2 having an affair ?

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

You think this guy does foreplay? That would benefit someone other than himself. I think we can all assume he's as selfish in the bedroom as he is everywhere else.

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u/TyWorth Aug 21 '26

Man has had more foreclosures than foreplay

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

🤣🤣

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u/DidAndWillDoThings Aug 21 '26

Foreplay is what he calls it when he hits a golf ball towards a woman on the course

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u/hogsucker Aug 22 '26

*He hits the ball into the trees and has his caddy throw the ball at her

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u/DidAndWillDoThings Aug 22 '26

He hits the ball towards her and misses, when she’s pissed, he’s just flirting

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u/FloorFickle2424 Aug 21 '26

Lol, sooo true! Did you see the documentary with the porn star paid off for services that came forward. Trump denied it. She sued. Anyways, she described Chump just bending her over the hotel bed....period the end. Lol. You would think that if it's a service/exchange that you would want to enjoy it. But his approach was very controlled.

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

Yeah no, the guy likely has as much knowledge in the bedroom as he does at healthy living. It doesn't help that his junk probably looks like a golf tee wedged between two golf balls.

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u/SimpleBend782 Aug 21 '26

“hey, you awake?” isn’t foreplay?

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

You think he'd ask if they were awake? 🤣 But also, according to past partners apparently that isn't foreplay 🤷

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u/SimpleBend782 Aug 21 '26

Haha you make a strong point !

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

Broken clocks and all that 🤣

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u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 21 '26

Hence all the raping of children.

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

Jesus fuck. It's not even that early and it's too early to read that 😅 but yeah, you're not wrong 🤦

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

They don't have to, he'll gladly show em with or without their permission.

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u/crtclms666 Aug 22 '26

My sweet summer child....