r/askanything • u/ComplexWrangler1346 🤔 • Aug 21 '26

Political Question Are these 2 having an affair ?

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u/Billz3bub666 Aug 21 '26

I don't believe a 80 year old man who is literally dying in front of us can get his little wee wee up

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u/spenney09 Aug 21 '26

First base, second base, yeah. He wouldn’t know where the third base was. There’s absolutely no play at the plate.

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u/w8_wuht Aug 21 '26

You think this guy does foreplay? That would benefit someone other than himself. I think we can all assume he's as selfish in the bedroom as he is everywhere else.

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u/DidAndWillDoThings Aug 21 '26

Foreplay is what he calls it when he hits a golf ball towards a woman on the course

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u/hogsucker Aug 22 '26

*He hits the ball into the trees and has his caddy throw the ball at her

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u/DidAndWillDoThings Aug 22 '26

He hits the ball towards her and misses, when she’s pissed, he’s just flirting