I hear he has become a maths teacher. He's loving angles instead.

He also has an absolute fascination with etymology which he reliably informs me is the study of the history and origin of sword.

When you truly think about it, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

being scalped

…but I can only fascinate.

Coma toes

Mom: “POOF! You’re a sandwich!”

Once you finish cringing, please contribute YOUR worst/most terrible/awful/worst pun/etc. joke that YOU came up with :D

Original: What's red and green and goes 100mph?

Answer: Frog in a blender

Then my fourth-grade variation...which came back to me, in HS, from someone on the other side of the state...

What's black and grey and goes 100mph?

Same frog, three days later.

Do not drink the tea-hee

It was just a fad though. Most people thought it was a waist of time.

Because he's only got plans.

Because his wife died.

You can get kilt up there

I met a girl online one day, we got really

intimate. We sent pictures to each other,

sometimes intimate. This went on for

months. And one day my mother passed

away and because of my depression i

didn't open my phone for 2 weeks. And

after the 2 week phase I tried texting her

but she never responded. After being

heart broken by that as well I was really

depressed. Then a few weeks later, my

mom's colleagues needed a picture of

her for a memorial so I went through my

mom's phone's gallery, and there I found

the intimate pictures I sent to my online

girlfriend...

Stealing one tithing box can change your life.

It ran out.

I thought they were pretty coo.

Three:

A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear 😄

Apparently he couldn’t see that well

The nurse asks the rabbit, "what's your blood type?"

The rabbit responds: "i think I'm a type O."