r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PrincesssOfNothing • 28d ago
I'm slightly vexed My bananas committed mass suicide
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u/ErisTerrace 28d ago
1) as pointed out, your fruits will make each other go bad faster..ethylene gas etc.
2) onions and potatoes work the same way. not meant to be near each other.
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/never-store-potatoes-with-onions-11888784
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u/Kailmo 27d ago
Honest question. How many vegetable/fruit storage areas should one have?
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u/Cwatty 27d ago
Every nook and cranny in your house should be filled with a lone vegetable
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u/brobiwankinobiwan 27d ago
"That there was our master bedroom.... until the cucumber took over"
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u/Minortough 27d ago
Nobody puts banana in the corner
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u/Taint__Paint 27d ago
I keep my onions in my vehicles glove box and my potatoes go on the guest bathroom medicine cabinet. Gotta keep those two separated as much as possible.
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u/trpnblies7 27d ago
Do the best with the space you have. We keep potatoes in our basement because it's dark and cool. We keep onions and garlic in burlap sacks (repurposed rice bags, since large quantities of rice often come in burlap sacks) hanging by the top of the basement steps. Most other vegetables go in the fridge.
You can also keep bananas in the fridge to keep them ripe longer. The skin will brown, but the fruit itself will be fine.
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u/Substantial-Singer29 27d ago
Well.....
Potatoes , yams and sweet potatoes should have a separate drawer to themselves.
Citrus and fruit should be in the fridge.
Bananas should be kept in a separate bowl away from all the other fruit. Unless you're trying to get the fruit to ripen faster and then you can place them by each other Or use a paper bag.
Onions should be kept in a separate location from everything as well obviously outside of the fridge.
Tomatoes should not be placed in the fridge. Unless you have a surplus and you know you won't be able to eat them before they go bad.
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u/RollingMeteors 26d ago
>Honest question. How many vegetable/fruit storage areas should one have?
Better yet for those that don't have space: ¿How many of my 12v computer fans will be adequate enough to vent the gas to the outside through a dryer vent aluminum tube?
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u/bearamongus19 28d ago
Banana bread time
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u/Pipe_Memes 28d ago
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u/remberzz 28d ago
Omg, the 'banana bread' banana face. I'm dying.
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u/Photoshopdoge 28d ago
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u/nirvanatheory 27d ago
Damn. I need OP to post proof of making banana bread with these. It's the only way I'll feel okay again.
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u/MartinisnMurder 27d ago edited 27d ago
Haha oh my god that looks like my dog when she’s in her crazy mode
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u/whatintheeverloving 28d ago
I specifically buy overripe bananas at a discount to make the moistest tastiest chocolate chip-studded banana bread because I eat so many bananas that they never have the chance to go brown enough. Do people really just buy bananas only to let them rot? Bananas are the bomb.
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u/Bonnieearnold 27d ago
Yeah. Sometimes you buy bananas and then you just don’t feel like a banana and then, suddenly, it’s over. Bananas require commitment.
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u/THRlLLH0 27d ago
Just munch em down, it's a healthy way to fill your stomach in like one minute. I don't even like bananas and I eat 2 a day solely for the fiber cause they're quick and easy. I wish I liked em.
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u/Ryanhussain14 27d ago
Try green and brown bananas and see how your opinion changes. For me, I can't stand green bananas (can't tell if I have a mild allergy or not) but borderline brown bananas feel like a cheat code for a healthy dessert.
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u/Livid-Screen-3289 28d ago
I do. Bananas taste weird to me unless they’re in something else: oatmeal, pancakes/waffles, banana zucchini bread, yogurt parfaits, etc.
I can crush a banana with PB, or make it into a sammy (esp if bacon is involved) but the days of plain banana eating are a forgone conclusion to me.
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u/wild-toe-jam 27d ago
Bacon and banana - Meh.
Dates wrapped in bacon and baked, is the way to go.
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u/WrennyWrenegade 27d ago
I'm married to someone who will fixate on a food and then abandon it suddenly. Choosing this week's banana bunch is always a gamble.
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u/Darcano 27d ago
I may be weird on this, but I freaking love green bananas, it's the taste and the firmness to them that gets me.
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u/dange616 28d ago
From the lead singer of The Presidents of the USA (Peaches)... You're welcome 😁 Banana Bread (song)
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u/Dragonssssssssssss 28d ago
Not me freezing em saying Imma make banana bread. And then not.
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u/juicer_philosopher 28d ago
Is that banana heaven or hell?
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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 28d ago
Or slice them up, bag them, and freeze them for smoothies
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u/evil_timmy 28d ago
If you do this, try out a banana bread recipe that uses applesauce. It's less fat and refined sugar (it replaces some of the oil and white sugar), and the results are springy and moist, rather than the all too frequent disappointingly dry.
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u/Fun-Library-5990 27d ago
Who makes dry banana bread? It's the easiest thing to bake.
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u/Spare_Promotion_2908 28d ago
Banana bread flavored with the raw onion sitting directly underneath them
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u/Lil_Brown_Bat 28d ago
Keeping your bananas with your oranges will make the oranges go bad faster, fyi.
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u/Turbo_Fresh 28d ago
I knew they were a bad influence
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u/SaintsNoah14 28d ago
I think the onion is much worse IIRC
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u/lol_alex 27d ago
Interestingly enough, planting spring onions among your strawberries helps keep them safe from bugs. After harvest, not so much.
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u/RojoRugger 28d ago
I keep bananas in a a hanging fruit basket. If I get fruit that looks like it needs to ripen a bit more it hangs out with the bananas
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u/jdehjdeh 27d ago
I'm imagining the bananas being tormented by the life they've been forced to drain from countless innocent young fruits.
Greeting each new cellmate with a false smile, hoping this one will be the one that doesn't wither and die...
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u/nnula 28d ago
You need to learn about how to store things correctly
You DONT store oranges and Bananas together
You Dont store onions and potatoes together
And you dont store all of these together ....
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u/DSMilf 28d ago
but what about my can of sardines? can that go here
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u/nnula 28d ago
You can stick your can of sardines wherever you want
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u/poopinonurgirl 28d ago
No, not where you’re thinking
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u/nnula 28d ago
Pantry is usually the preferable, but kitchen counter, etc is ok ,
For me it would be the Trash.
Not sure, but it would seem your mind is running to the gutter....interesting
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u/Antique_Ad4322 28d ago
what about bananas and apples but the apples are in the bag they came in
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u/forgotten-ent 28d ago
Hanging by a... peel?
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u/ayu_xi 28d ago
Good but they aren't your bananas. I've seen that image before a few times
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u/nohopeforhomosapiens 28d ago
You weren't going to eat them anyway.
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u/But_I_Dont_know_it 28d ago
No one ever does but they still spend 20 minutes picking out the perfect bunch.
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u/Bennyseed 28d ago
... I eat my bananas...
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u/But_I_Dont_know_it 28d ago
Good, never eat someone else’s bananas unless they give you permission.
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u/elmz 27d ago
You guys don't eat your bananas? I either eat them, or if they get as ripe as OPs bananas I freeze them and use them for milkshakes or muffins.
Seriously, frozen banana + milk is an excellent milkshake, or a base for adding more, like chocolate, nuts, or cookies (gingerbread + cinnamon).
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u/tuesday_cheese 27d ago
I cant focus on the bananas because why do you have banana, oranges, potatoes and onions together together. Who puts potatoes or onions with fruits?
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u/Music_Girl2000 27d ago
Yeah, the potatoes should be stored in the pantry so they don't build up solanine. And the onions should be stored separately from the fruits to avoid the flavor and smell of onions seeping into the fruit
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u/Rare_Mycologist_6917 28d ago
Oof. Onion and potatoes right next to each other out in the middle of the kitchen!!!??? With oranges too? The food storage has me mildly infuriated. 😆
It is interesting how all your bananas split open the same way.
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u/IndependentPutrid564 28d ago
This is posted like 4 x a week. Stop hanging bananas like that. It’s your fault at this point
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u/Hambrrgrrr 28d ago
Why was this ever a thing in the first place? Who thought this was a good idea?
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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 28d ago
Exactly, you cant put your bananas through that and expect them to be fine smh
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u/XRT28 28d ago
bonus protip: break the bunch apart when you first get them. that way once they start getting extra ripe and you go to grab one you avoid accidentally snapping the top off adjacent bananas
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u/IndependentPutrid564 27d ago
They do ripen faster when you do that. Not the end of the world just something to keep an eye on.
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u/meltingbeezwax 28d ago edited 28d ago
You hung them wrong. They'd obviously fall off once ripe if they were at 180° to the table.
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u/KDriessche 27d ago
So actually the reason why is because you’re hanging them the wrong way round!
The weight applied to the stem is much greater when the bananas are facing away from the stand/hook, so just turn them around in future!
Also yeah, the stuff about the fruit being too close and causing faster ripening is true, but it’s actually the bananas’ fault!
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u/hobbitonresident96 27d ago
So the problem is that potatoes will make everything else rot in the basket. They need to be by themselves in a dark cupboard. Onions and potatoes ESPECIALLY cannot be next to each other they both will rot. This whole arrangement is basically a compost bin. Make some banana bread and move on with your lesson haha!
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u/pumpkin_spice_latina 28d ago
The Virgin Fruiticides…none of those girls ever got a chance to ripen…
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u/SoapandCareProducts 27d ago
Dont put onions and potatoes together they accelerate eacb others spoilage
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u/dreadfulrobot 27d ago
The ethylene gas from the onion in your fruit bowl of madness ripened the bananas past their prime, will give everything here a little kiss of onion flavour, and add to the charm of the whole thing by encouraging your potatoes to grow eyes.
Those potatoes will also make your onion rot faster get soft and mushy, which already appears to be starting.
Perfect gift basket for your enemy, 10/10.
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u/mangoawaynow 25d ago
some veggies and fruits put off chemicals that cause your fruit to ripen quicker.









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u/PackageNorth8984 28d ago
They didn’t want to be a part of that setup. Putting potatoes, oranges, and onions together? We’re out of here.