r/mildlyinfuriating • u/PrincesssOfNothing • 28d ago

I'm slightly vexed My bananas committed mass suicide

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u/Turbo_Fresh 28d ago

Oranges hanging out with potatoes feels wrong.

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse 28d ago

fruits hanging out with onions feels wrong

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u/Turbo_Fresh 28d ago

Onions are chill. They're sophisticated, layered. Potatoes are grubby peasants. They have no business rubbing up against exotic, fragrant oranges.

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u/Next-Pass-802 27d ago

The smell of onions can transfer to anything its nearby tho. Solitary confinement.

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u/Dramatic_Repair2958 27d ago

Bananas too! Wifey will pack a lunch for me and toss in a banana. Hours later my ham and cheese has faint banana essence.

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u/WeastSideGangsta 27d ago

This is how Lacroix water is flavored

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u/Dramatic_Repair2958 25d ago

I always assumed they simply walked the fruits near the water tanks before canning.

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u/hollywood_imagery0 23d ago

Bananas be whopping everything’s ass it’s placed with if we’re being honest