r/BeAmazed • • Aug 25 '26

Nature This massive Amethyst geode

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u/Current_Finding_4066 Aug 25 '26

God damn, this is massive. How much would one like it cost?

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u/NoTimeForCautionCoop Aug 25 '26

I think I found this exact one online. Here is a piece of the article describing it and is cost:

https://www.bonhams.com/press_release/31158/

Weighing 14 metric tonnes and standing at 5 metres tall and 2 and a half metres wide, this vividly coloured geode is the largest amethyst ever to be offered at auction. Originating from Uruguay, the amethyst sparkles in various hues of lilac, rose and blue depending on the light shined upon it. To add to the colour, there is the presence of very rare yellow hemispherical calcite crystals. It comes to Bonhams Natural History Sale in Los Angeles on December 3, and has an estimate of $300,000-400,000.

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u/fishsticks40 Aug 25 '26

If I were a billionaire things like this is how you would know.

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u/Jindabyne1 Aug 25 '26

People spend a million on a baseball card, I’d get two of these instead

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u/ShireXennial Aug 26 '26

An excellent pair of bookends for the giant illuminated manuscripts I would commission.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Aug 25 '26

I would fly blimps with my face over every event possible.  Just my face and a website with just my face on it and nothing more.  No product to sell, no reason to have the website beyond just having my face on it.  The absolute, most horrible waste of money in history.  Brewster has nothing on me.

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee Aug 26 '26

I highly disagree. There isn’t a change in hell that this would be ended remotely considered the “absolute, most horrible waste of money in history”. I’m pretty sure the Commander-in-Cheeto takes the top 10, alone…

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u/CelestialTrickster Aug 26 '26

So, kiiiinda like Kanye did with his Superbowl commercial? Although he did try to sell a t-shirt...

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Aug 26 '26

Yeah, maybe.  No swastikas though.

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u/bipoca Aug 25 '26

Under half a million is way less than I expected.

Probably costs a five digit number just to get in shipped.

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u/coolcootermcgee Aug 26 '26

That’s what I thought

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u/Current_Finding_4066 Aug 25 '26

Thanks. I am sure it will look great wherever it end up.

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u/blade_torlock Aug 25 '26

Probably a museum as a write off for someone, either a gift or a loan.

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u/NeasM Aug 25 '26

Or Dolly Partons headstone

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u/always_lost1610 Aug 25 '26

This gets my vote

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u/spike55151 Aug 25 '26

How much for the other half?

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u/Loose-Combination918 Aug 25 '26

in rich countrys you could sell this even up to a million or more. i saw smaller once than this being sold 600k. it had the form of wings maybe that added value

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u/Viniox Aug 25 '26

I’m sure it would be worth more if someone didn’t get globs of spray foam all over it….

/s.

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u/mekwall Aug 25 '26

Amethyst itself is pretty common, but a geode of this size absolutely isn't. That said, these giant specimens aren't necessarily worth millions just because they're enormous. Their value depends heavily on the colour and quality of the crystals, how intact the specimen is, provenance, and whether it's a matched pair. Comparable museum-scale amethyst geodes several metres tall have sold or been valued in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, so I'd guess something like this could be worth a few hundred thousand USD, potentially considerably more if it's an exceptional specimen. The solid rock at the bottom also appears to be part of the original matrix, probably deliberately left there to support and stabilise several tonnes of geode.

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u/TheKaboodle Aug 25 '26

I’m no amethystoligist but I reckon it’s worth at least a hundred.

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u/19d_b87 Aug 25 '26

I'm good for about three fiddy

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u/marcpearson101 Aug 25 '26

Wild if true

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u/Academic-Increase951 Aug 25 '26

It's not true.

He is in fact an amethystoligist

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le Aug 25 '26

I know a guy. I'll call him, have him come by and take a look and we'll go from there. Give me about 30 minutes.

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u/3xactli Aug 25 '26

Best I can do is...$75

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le Aug 25 '26

But it sits on the shelf for months and the longer it sits, I lose money.

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u/JustinKase_Too Aug 25 '26

What does putting people under sedation have to do with this?

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u/haubenmeise Aug 25 '26

Nothing. If you can teleport the massive purple penis into your castles throneroom like I just did.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/TrailMomKat Aug 25 '26

At least tree fiddy

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u/roblewk Aug 25 '26

Two fiddy.

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u/Addictive_SODA Aug 25 '26

Massive? Bshh. I'd say that's pretty average

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u/davewave3283 Aug 25 '26

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u/thedeuce75 Aug 25 '26

No they're minerals, jesus Marie!

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u/scotchirish Aug 25 '26

Nah, in this case those are definitely stones

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u/One_Mega_Zork Aug 25 '26

Family Jewlz

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u/Caladrius33 Aug 25 '26

God works in mysterious ways. His ways: ... 👀

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u/ezmoney98 Aug 25 '26

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u/Powerful_Engine_2068 Aug 25 '26

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u/Internal-Reporter712 Aug 25 '26

My God, what beauty! I had no idea amethyst could be that huge

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u/FuckSticksMalone Aug 25 '26

Assume this is a manmade geode. You can chemically bathe a surface and then bake it to make artificial geodes.

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u/Guiness_Philosoph-21 Aug 25 '26

Came here for this.

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u/Vault101Overseer Aug 25 '26

Same. Thinking, I can’t be the only one who sees this…

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u/OneMoistMan Aug 25 '26

Even in 2026 we are still obsessed with dick or phalic shapes like we were when Roman’s would sculpt penis on everything including the roads that pointed to brothels

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 Aug 25 '26

From ancient man to now one thing combines us all. Dick jokes are funny

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u/lando924 Aug 25 '26

You have no idea how happy this made me that this was the first comment. That gif was the first thing that popped into my head lol.

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u/time2partee Aug 25 '26

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u/DillysRevenge Aug 26 '26

I completely forgot about this movie. Now I’m gonna be up all night

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u/No_Help721 Aug 25 '26

A+ That is hilarious

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u/l-Am-Nicolas-Cage Aug 25 '26

Gotta have the subtitles 🤣

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u/jfk_47 Aug 25 '26

Thank you.

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u/UPMichigan83 Aug 25 '26

I fuckin’ knew this was going to be here.

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u/SteveMartin32 Aug 25 '26

I had to go back and look because I didn't notice at first XD

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u/NecRobin Aug 25 '26

Abigail just fainted from excitement

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u/therealpilgrim Aug 25 '26

She better settle down because everyone knows Emily loves amethyst too and is a more worthy recipient. Plus she won’t eat it like a fucking weirdo.

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u/jbach220 Aug 25 '26

You keep my wife’s name out of your mouth.

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u/Havenfall209 Aug 25 '26

Abigail killed for me. Case closed.

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u/Aidenx5 Aug 26 '26

My people

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u/BarefootBomber Aug 25 '26

Finally, a reference I can understand!

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 Aug 25 '26

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u/justsomeph0t0n Aug 25 '26

literally scrolled down to find this acknowledgement

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 Aug 25 '26

My Martin must be acknowledged

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u/VealOfFortune Aug 25 '26

Can't wait to see it whittled down to a ~1' x 1’ dragon 👍

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u/BrassCrow Aug 25 '26

I absolutely despise those people. All they do is turn beautiful rocks into tasteless, tacky bullshit that never looks good anywhere

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u/Shortsleevedpant Aug 25 '26

For real, the nerve of artists using one of the most accessible mediums on the planet for sculpture. It’s not like rocks just grow on trees.

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u/asday515 Aug 26 '26

They're minerals, marie. Not rocks

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u/BrassCrow Aug 25 '26

I forgot that we all have access to megalithic geodes.

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u/VealOfFortune Aug 25 '26

LeTs mAkE a ToOthPicK oUt oF a GiAnT ReDwOoD!! 👲🏻🐲

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u/mrpertinskler Aug 25 '26

I want to see a photo of its new resting place, please. I've been looking at one in town for a long time, about 2 feet tall and $1300. Keep wondering if I should pull the trigger on it, or go to the Quartzite show next year. There are lots of options on eBay, many out of China, but you don't get to choose a specific example from some of the sellers. Any recommendations?

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u/lurkinsheep Aug 25 '26

If they have really had it sitting that long, you can probably haggle them down quite a bit on that price. I would go to the show to see if anything else calls to you more, then go back to that store and try to haggle on it if it were me. Can use the tan crystal cluster in the middle as a justification, it takes away from the eye appeal.

One of my exes was big into rocks/crystals. In our experience most of the stores are just small single owner hobbyists or family run places that are willing to negotiate, especially on stuff like this that can sit for years waiting for a buyer.

I would absolutely avoid ebay for the same reason you said, most of the sellers are just using good looking stock photos, with a disclaimer that the product received may not look the same.

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u/VyrexGabi Aug 25 '26

I have one also and put it in this corner. It’s about 150cm or 5 feet and weighs 130kg. It’s actually 2 piece so I had to buy both as the seller only sold it in pair or like as 1 whole stone. I shipped it from Spain to Austria. It’s really nice to look at. 1300€ is kinda expensive for that one tbf tho I would look for better ones imho.

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u/Zwesten Aug 25 '26

That's a decent cathedral, but I encourage you to go to Quartzsite instead. For 1300 you could get a piece with better color and more amethyst showing. I kind of like the calcite inclusions, but the rest is a little lacking. You'll get a much better deal in Quartzsite, and I'd recommend visiting Village Originals there (or in Tucson or in Denver during the show) they've got pretty good quality at good prices as they are a major importer

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Aug 25 '26

Not a fan of the yellow crystals in the middle, myself. I'd focus on getting a specimen you really like, for that price point.

I'd look at online retail shops of physical stores based in the US, or hit a rock and mineral show and make sure you like that specimen. If they won't give you multiple shots of the piece you're buying, not worth it.

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u/gurknowitzki Aug 25 '26

Support you local community seller! I think that whitish quartz growing inside is a cool unique detail. You could highlight it with some accent lighting bottom up with a pedestal stand.

Im a DIYer. I would consider sinking the base for the piece into the pedestal for better stability. Perhaps a small vertical post behind the geode to make sure no accidents happen as well. Will look invisible, but provide decent protection.

I’d sink some light holes into the pedestal as well and run the wires and battery below. 3 horizontal lights, one for low middle and high accenting.

Cheers!

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u/Huge_Campaign2205 Aug 25 '26

I believe is pronounced "chode"

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u/Scooter_bugs Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/n3p6JiIG0TzCU

But for real, that is amazing. What are the yellow blob scattered toward the bottom?

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u/NoTimeForCautionCoop Aug 25 '26

Here an article talking about its size and its value. Absolutely crazy being one of the largest.

https://www.bonhams.com/press_release/31158/

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u/Jindabyne1 Aug 25 '26

That would make a great throne

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u/jspellman1120 Aug 25 '26

Jurassic Junk

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u/Successful_Giraffe34 Aug 25 '26

The longer they keep that door open the less valuable that's gonna be. Amethyst bleaches in the sun.

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u/siemian_pun_here Aug 25 '26

I've always been told the size of the geode doesn't matter.

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u/stevesmd Aug 25 '26

what's that orange stuff? looks like spray foam or something.

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u/Evening-Campaign4547 Aug 25 '26

Where does this rock come from? Does someone know?
It’s gorgeous!

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u/dude_thats_sweeeet Aug 25 '26

Usually the ground.

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u/airsoftsoldrecn9 Aug 25 '26

Dad! C'mon, it's time to go home now.

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u/selcillofyreif Aug 25 '26

Uruguay, a lot of the times.

Source: Uruguayan here 🧉✌️

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u/mark_twang Aug 25 '26

Sometimes brazil.. the exhibit in savannah Georgia is amazing.

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u/_Kutai_ Aug 25 '26

They are known as Geodes. You can buy small ones almost everywhere, even amazon, or gift shops

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u/NikolitRistissa Aug 26 '26

They form in cavities within the bedrock. Geodes can be as large as this, but they can also be as small as cavities caused by gas bubbles in igneous rocks.

They’re essentially just cavities where the surrounding rock solidifies, dissolved silicates or carbonates are deposited on the surfaces, and eventually grow into crystals. Groundwater or hydrothermal solutions for example, bring in more minerals and they continue to grow.

As for this specific piece, no idea. Geodes can be found all over the world though.

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u/GetEatenByAMouse Aug 25 '26

What is the yellow stuff in it?

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u/dnuohxof-2 Aug 25 '26

What’s the yellowish blobs?

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u/juicif3r Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Anyone know what the little yellow ball things are?

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u/baddashfan Aug 25 '26

I saw one so close to that at a hotel in Savannah this year

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u/Nibsif Aug 25 '26

Ge-chode

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u/xiahbabi Aug 25 '26

We've seen extremely large specimens and there are enough floating around the earth at this point I just don't understand why continuing to dig up specimens of this size is necessary?

Can anyone tell me if there's just a ridiculous market for Ford F-350 size geodes that I don't know about?

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u/Zwesten Aug 25 '26

Surprisingly enough, there is definitely a market for pickup sized geodes out there. It's an active market as well. I work with big pieces including large amethysts (not this large, one of our competitors handles this size though) and we sell pieces weighing up to a couple of tons. The giant ones like the on in the picture don't sell as fast, but they definitely sell regularly. A lot of them go to UAE/Dubai etc some to museums and private estates in the EU or US. La Stage in Uruguay produces some of the best giant geodes

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Aug 25 '26

Rich people’s mansions and museums.
The Houston Museum of Natural Science has one just like this.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj Aug 25 '26

Looks like a rich rapper's bath tub.

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u/Gramma_Hattie Aug 25 '26

Bofa deez Crystal Balls

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u/FriendshipSome8223 Aug 25 '26

Amethyst Chode

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u/BitMiddle9275 Aug 25 '26

That's a dih.

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u/CliffCyrus Aug 25 '26

User name checks out

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u/Lak_Sailor Aug 25 '26

That rock goes hard

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u/AraiHavana Aug 25 '26

Amethyst chode

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 Aug 25 '26

That fungus was just casually chilling in there for milliosn of years, and now it’s finally freee

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u/crazymouse2525 Aug 25 '26

OMFG!! that definitely deserves to be in this sub! just so beautiful & awesome

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u/MandemModie Aug 25 '26

Amethyst has a really interesting history going from being one of the 5 cardinal gems/precious stone to now semi-precious because they found so much of it in Brazil

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u/midnakurosaki Aug 25 '26

Can I get some of the roundy bath salts?

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u/kdmendonk Aug 25 '26

New evolution: geodildo

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u/GeminianMind Aug 25 '26

Honey, we're gonna need a bigger door

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u/Inloth57 Aug 25 '26

If you ever visit the gem and mineral show in Tucson they have stuff like this all over the place

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u/Fenryka00 Aug 25 '26

Not sure why, but I was sure there was a giraffe in there.

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u/minequack Aug 25 '26

Don’t break the budding blocks!

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u/jasno- Aug 25 '26

What does one do with that?  It's beautiful, but seems like a hard thing to do something with?

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u/kk8712 Aug 25 '26

This could be a bathtub

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u/Gypsy702 Aug 25 '26

Is this real?

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u/thisismypotat Aug 25 '26

That's a lot of money.....

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u/Rich_Adventurous Aug 25 '26

How did they get it out of the mining guild under Falador?

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 Aug 25 '26

Destined to become an oligarch’s bathtub

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u/VladlenaM2025 Aug 25 '26

Where can I find one?

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u/moretunaforme Aug 25 '26

Big dig energy

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u/gojibeary Aug 25 '26

When I tell my husband “my dream is to own an amethyst cathedral”, this is what I mean

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u/Panther_Baby Aug 25 '26

Where can I buy this?

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u/Analogsilver Aug 25 '26

Ah. Tucson in February! Got to love seeing these giant amethysts every year!

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u/JohnPoet27 Aug 25 '26

So thats why we need lv. 92 mining to mine this

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u/ledbedder20 Aug 25 '26

$300-400k according to article another user posted

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u/Icy_Masterpiece3368 Aug 25 '26

Filmed on a flip phone. Nice.

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u/Advanced-Stupid Aug 25 '26

I read the title as Amethyst Chode and wasn't disappointed

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u/doulex Aug 25 '26

So pretty! I feel like i see something very similar in a museum in nyc

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u/StfuBob Aug 25 '26

I wonder where the other half is

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u/Brianb926 Aug 25 '26

Where is the other half?

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u/fruvey Aug 25 '26

Abigail would LOVE this!

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u/azawindam Aug 25 '26

Oh it’s so phallic 🍆.

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u/Rockobrocko42 Aug 25 '26

That would make a cool conference table with a glass top.

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Aug 25 '26

massive black geode!

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u/facebookgivesmeangst Aug 25 '26

I am surprised it did not fracture during transport

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u/Sipthepond Aug 25 '26

It's beautiful!

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u/ClearMacaron9234 Aug 25 '26

i've seen several smaller versions of these at a mineral convention, a child could stand upright in them. very impressive in person (and expensive).

this one here is massive!

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u/Echo_Romeo571 Aug 25 '26

Geode aside, I never thought I'd hear a remix of J'y suis jamais allé from Amélie Poulin.

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u/Bum_Butcher Aug 25 '26

Why did I read it "amethyst genocide" ?

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u/Mangotango95 Aug 25 '26

I could make so many bolt tips out of that!

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u/Forsaken-Historian-1 Aug 25 '26

Shaped like a damn Dih

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u/Pretend_Weight5385 Aug 25 '26

Mother of Bling Bling

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 Aug 25 '26

Just curious what would be the dollar amount this geode would be worth anyone know?

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u/reddiculed Aug 25 '26

Daddy needs a new penis-shaped, geodesic, purple hot tub!

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u/largececelia Aug 25 '26

Whoever buys this to put in their study would be so rich, I bet they'd have secret rooms hidden behind revolving bookshelves, and a thousand long haired cats, and all of their chairs are covered in rich Corinthian leather.

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u/mikeysz Aug 25 '26

Big Burgundy Crystal

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u/734nasty Aug 25 '26

Serious question. Is that worth money?

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u/SergeYouknw Aug 25 '26

This is…..testiculossal!!

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u/pjmyerface Aug 25 '26

Amazon 2 day shipping included?