r/BeAmazed • u/freudian_nipps • Aug 25 '26

Nature This massive Amethyst geode

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u/davewave3283 Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/thedeuce75 Aug 25 '26

No they're minerals, jesus Marie!

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u/scotchirish Aug 25 '26

Nah, in this case those are definitely stones

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u/One_Mega_Zork Aug 25 '26

Family Jewlz

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u/Caladrius33 Aug 25 '26

God works in mysterious ways. His ways: ... 👀

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u/ezmoney98 Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/42fFswykne973vwGxX

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u/Powerful_Engine_2068 Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/GLlfu9hu4MWnm7Od0N

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u/Internal-Reporter712 Aug 25 '26

My God, what beauty! I had no idea amethyst could be that huge

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u/FuckSticksMalone Aug 25 '26

Assume this is a manmade geode. You can chemically bathe a surface and then bake it to make artificial geodes.

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u/Guiness_Philosoph-21 Aug 25 '26

Came here for this.

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u/Vault101Overseer Aug 25 '26

Same. Thinking, I can’t be the only one who sees this…

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u/OneMoistMan Aug 25 '26

Even in 2026 we are still obsessed with dick or phalic shapes like we were when Roman’s would sculpt penis on everything including the roads that pointed to brothels

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 Aug 25 '26

From ancient man to now one thing combines us all. Dick jokes are funny

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u/raginghavoc89 Aug 25 '26

I personally found this hard to come to.

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u/lando924 Aug 25 '26

You have no idea how happy this made me that this was the first comment. That gif was the first thing that popped into my head lol.

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u/time2partee Aug 25 '26

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u/DillysRevenge Aug 26 '26

I completely forgot about this movie. Now I’m gonna be up all night

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u/No_Help721 Aug 25 '26

A+ That is hilarious

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u/l-Am-Nicolas-Cage Aug 25 '26

Gotta have the subtitles 🤣

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u/jfk_47 Aug 25 '26

Thank you.

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u/UPMichigan83 Aug 25 '26

I fuckin’ knew this was going to be here.

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u/SteveMartin32 Aug 25 '26

I had to go back and look because I didn't notice at first XD

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u/borgenhaust Aug 25 '26

Warts and all!

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u/XBXNinjaMunky Aug 25 '26

I knew this would be top comment before I even clicked

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u/papasmurftp Aug 26 '26

came here for this. no pun intended...

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u/ohiotechie Aug 25 '26

LOL - was the first thing I thought of

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u/BDB1634 Aug 26 '26

Only needed half a scroll to find what I knew would be here