r/whatisit • u/miss_solrik • 1d ago
New, what is it? Found this intricately wrapped bundle deliberately tied high up in a tree. Any idea what it could be?
EDIT: To clarify, I already opened it!
For a couple of weeks, I'd been noticing this strange object hanging from a tree in my apartment complex's gated courtyard. During our annual spring clean-up in mid-May, my neighbors and I got a ladder and brought it down.
It was an envelope inside a Ziploc bag, wrapped tightly in a LOT of string.
The paper was waterlogged and mostly disintegrated, but I could make out the year "2021" on what looked like an official letter or bill.
It hadn't just been tossed up there and gotten stuck. It was deliberately tied to a branch with a knot,
and was so high up that even a very tall person would have needed a proper ladder to put it there.
Has anyone come across anything like this before?
Is there some significance to wrapping and hanging something like this?
Am I missing a perfectly ordinary explanation?
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u/RoyalStraightjacket 1d ago
In my experience it's usually either drugs or a geocache.
If you open it and a bunch of drugs fall out, it's not a geocache.
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u/Novel-Initiative-900 1d ago
If a fine powdery mist bursts out as you open it and it coats your face and lungs it's also, not a geocache
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u/govunah 1d ago
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u/dwarfstar91 17h ago
So help me!
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u/IsThereCheese 1d ago
Isn’t this how Cocaine Bear started
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u/postprandialrepose 21h ago
Not exactly. The bear had to be born first.
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u/yoshis_satoshis 18h ago
Well, actually the bear’s mother had to be born before that.
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u/FozzysInsecurity 17h ago
Look at these guys skipping right over the emergence of Ursavus Elmensis from raccoon like ancestors
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u/Virus4815162342 16h ago
Actually, before that, the Paleogene Period had to come to an end, starting the Neogene Period which brought with it the necessary environmental changes to facilitate the evolution of Ursavis Elmensis.
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u/InsubordinateX 12h ago
This makes me want to watch it now, actually.. Initially, I thought it was a joke, a spoof, too outrageous to watch unless you have time to kill.. but, I've been told it's good, too. Should I watch it?
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u/buckao 10h ago
It's inspired by a true story. Which means it's not the true story, but kinda revenge porn played off of the true story.
It's fucking awesome!
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u/big_sugi 1d ago
Says you. I like to seed my geocaches with anthrax spores.
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u/Mxyzptlk_SSS 1d ago edited 23h ago
That is such a coincidence, I like to send my federal representatives to hunt geocaches.
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u/Collection_Same 18h ago
When hunting geocaches in bushes by walking tracks; don’t carry zip ties and gaffa tape.
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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 1d ago
Maybe weather balloons are also delivering illegal substances.
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u/PTSD1983 21h ago
If said powder gives you a sudden and incredible burst of energy, also not a geocashe
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u/trans-with-issues 20h ago
If you, a bear, feel driven by said powder to go on a violent rampage, also not a geocache
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u/Abehajeme 19h ago
If an eel bites your toe, and you feel your foot go, it's a moray
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u/CreepyOldGuy63 16h ago
Put your hand in a crack and you don’t get it back that’s a moray.
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u/yoshis_satoshis 18h ago
What it I, a bear, feel driven by said powder to go on a violent geocaching rampage?
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u/Sir-Hamp 15h ago
Then I guess it always just comes back to geocaches doesn’t it? I guess the world is just a series of those that are geocaches and those that are not….
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u/uncorkedmiscellanea 15h ago
Bonus points if no one wants to be around you because you can't stfu and you didn't share.
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u/badger_and_tonic 22h ago
And if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
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u/platypusbelly 1d ago
There’s no rule that says a geocache can’t have drugs
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u/ProstheticAesthetic 1d ago
There is a rule, actually. Rule #114: Suspending narcotic contraband at a height exceeding 14’7” only permitted if concealed in a pair of old shoes.
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u/Pinkk_Bunnie-753 21h ago
The fact that it was tied up there with that much string makes it 10x creepier than if it was just trash u/ProstheticAesthetic
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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 1d ago
☝️This. I have found a few geocaches with drugs inside. Take a joint, replace with another drug
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u/Flat-Letterhead-8274 1d ago
Petition to start a GeoDrug no cash cache. THIS would get me outta bed...
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u/EconomySeason2416 22h ago
Like how Pokémon go was supposed to get gamers to be more active, maybe this will work for stoners? Also, stoners is the single best label for geo enthusiasts who also smoke weed
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u/agirlnamedTOMM 18h ago
It was really made to record basically a map of the world. We did Google maps job for them.
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u/anybodyiwant2be 1d ago
Can confirm. Was eating lunch at a small park and a guy road up on a bike, grabbed a package from under a bush and road off.
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u/beanieon 1d ago
That's not a geocache that's a dead drop
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u/This-Requirement6918 1d ago
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u/plant-painter 23h ago
How much road does a road rider ride if a road rider rode off the road?
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u/anybodyiwant2be 1d ago
Well he rode off on the road
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u/Uglyyellowfrog 1d ago
I have a drug house for neighbors. You described a drug pick-up-and-go.
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u/Keboyd88 23h ago
I read this multiple times trying to figure out how you have enough neighbors doing drugs for you to find it profitable to sell to only them, and how that would even work. Like do you show up with a gift basket when someone new moves in, like "first one's on the house"?
And then it clicked and I realized I may be too tired to be on reddit.
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u/Alternative_Cut2421 1d ago
I think there is actually. 🤣 But one can always hope.
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u/heere_we_go 1d ago
Rules, schmools. After the club, go to Truffoni's, they'd say 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't STOP you from ordering a steak and a glass of water on the side!
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u/DepressedDynamo 1d ago
If you open it and a bunch of drugs fall out, it's not a geocache
Not always
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u/Emabug 1d ago
I found a geocache that indeed contained marijuana. Sketch but cool.
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u/New-Primary-3115 1d ago
If drugs were involved, it would be much more popular of an activity lol would certainly get me out the house
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u/hppmoep 1d ago
I’ve found more geocaches whilst tripping on mushrooms than I have not.
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u/cmonster556 1d ago
To be fair, I once showed some interns a geocache, and it included a couple ziplocks labeled as drugs.
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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 1d ago
I have bad heartburn.
I have a ziplock bag of baking soda I labeled “NOT DRUGS.”
It’s like TSA and the cops can’t even read. I clearly labeled it
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u/UnoriginalHazard 1d ago
Yeah sure lemme just label this highly conspicuous packaging with the opposite of what they think it’ll be! That’ll stop them from looking
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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 1d ago
I clearly labeled it NOT DRUGS. How is this confusing?
It’s like how my “NOT INVOLVED IN SEX TRAFFICKING” shirt always makes people ask questions clearly answered by my shirt.
/s, just in case I wasn’t laying it on thick enough
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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 21h ago
All my dealers were always named “not my drug dealer” in my phone 🤷♂️
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u/Smart-Blacksmith-488 19h ago
Wait then how did you know who to call? That would just confuse me.
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u/cyanescens_burn 1d ago
What was the specific labeling? Was it just sloppy sharpie handwriting saying “drugs,” or was it something printed by a machine that said something more specific like “ALD-52, 750ųg”?
Was it Rx or something more clandestine?
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u/OddPackage375 1d ago
Maybe its both. Kind of like the guy who left my DET (a hallucinogen) in my friend’s spice cabinet
My friend and I thought I was dying and called the police who took all of 15 seconds to decide that I was actually just tripping verrrrrry hard
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u/DivinerSageRDT 18h ago
Same thing a friend went to raves and sold mesacline mixed with powdered strawberry nestles quick. Woke up early one morning went to have a bowl or cereal and some pink strawberry milk. Boy was that a surprise laser light show in my bathroom at 5 in the morning.
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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN 1d ago
I bet if you unwrap it, you’ll figure out what’s in the middle
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u/beardeddragon0113 1d ago
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u/Hey-ItsComplex 1d ago
The way I can hear this play in my brain every time I see it! 😂
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u/NoNeedForSympathy 1d ago
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u/HistoricalMoment6571 1d ago
Yep, its a rat king of these
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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 1d ago
Concepts currently being workshopped for Toy Story 9.
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u/SamiRcd 1d ago
I have no idea why I laughed this hard at this, but thank you for the laugh friend.
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u/Setsuna00XN 1d ago
I loved getting these from the gum machines as a kid. I'm 53 and had about 30 of them.😂
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u/TunaSafeDolphinMeat 1d ago
I remember these guys from the fireworks they were rigged to drop out of
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u/sometimesiteach 1d ago
You’ve found a hidden immunity idol! Save it for when you or your alliance member is in danger during a tribal council!
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u/Silver-Lobster-3019 1d ago
Or write a stupid letter and give it to Russell Hantz for some reason…
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u/tasteslikepurple99 1d ago
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u/Federal-Commission87 1d ago
Nah nah nah naaah! I only remember this from the Scrubs where they went to Hawaii.
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u/tasteslikepurple99 1d ago
Didn’t see it but sounds like it was a callout to when the Bradys went to Hawaii. I’m sure someone who knows will comment.
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u/Fleshsuitpilot 1d ago
It's an important letter from the people that have been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty
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u/Epicdurr2020 1d ago
These mtfers are relentless. I can't even go take a shit in the woods without these guys hanging over me
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u/TheOnlyCloud 1d ago
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u/Shoddy_Spare_6732 1d ago
Don't mind me, I'm just your average friendly neighbourhood transgirl climbing up trees and hanging random stuff
Bold of you to assume my bone density even lets me safely climb up trees
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u/ordinaryracco0n 1d ago
girl get down from there, you're going to scare a man taking a shit
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u/Aethrin1 10h ago edited 10h ago
Is this the supposed "dangerous trans agenda" our fascist administration keeps talking about?
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u/Fleshsuitpilot 1d ago
While the dudes honking a dirt snake right beneath you? Have you no shame? 😂😂
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u/Interesting-Waffle69 21h ago
HONKING A DIRT SNAKE 😭🤣 thank you for making me cackle it's been a rough past few days
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u/Whole-Energy2105 1d ago
Either that or the seventh day'ers have added a new division.
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u/boanerges57 18h ago
So, I don't mean to be the nay sayer here but I vote for that package being the result of unmedicated (or poorly medicated) schizophrenia.
Geo caches tend to be better concealed or constructed, and drugs tend to not be left out in the open where a curious passer by might take them down from the tree.
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u/rumdumpstr 17h ago
So much "weird" stuff that makes absolutely no sense to us makes perfect sense to the person who is off their meds and trying to prove the FBI is spying on them with magnets and ultrasonic waves.
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u/Little_View_6659 17h ago
So back like eight years ago I was on vacation in Brussels with my daughter and some random man came up and gave us this card that was covered in teeny tiny writing with all kinds of confusing statements. We kept it and puzzled over it and it was a mystery. And this year I got Reddit, and saw these posts, and now I’m like “OHHH! Schizophrenia!” Yeah. We couldn’t figure it out lol.
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u/DhHealy 16h ago
There was an instance where a world famous mathematician sent out these confusing and profoundly erratic packages to other noteworthy mathematicians around the world.
Finally, one of them called his house for an answer. His wife explained it didn't mean anything. The guy was just elderly and going through dementia.
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u/SarahBeth90 14h ago
Well boooo. I thought you were gonna say that he had told the wife to tell them that he was did it for the lols. I'm bitterly disappointed lol. ;
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u/KnowMatter 14h ago
Somewhere out there is someone ranting to a justice of the peace about how maritime law and the magna carta dictates that because they tied an electric bill to a tree in the town square they no longer require a drivers license to operate a vehicle.
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u/Terrible-Raisin9035 15h ago
If it's a cache, it doesn't meet the requirements to be a geocache. A geocache can't require special equipment (like a ladder) to access, or be in a dangerous place. Tied up high in a tree is not safe.
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u/Dapper-Condition6041 1d ago
DB Cooper knows.
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u/jonnythefoxoakland 1d ago
I knew a guy who was rich beyond his wildest dreams up in Oakland who owned a building about jack London who was a dead ringer for db cooper.
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u/Only_Ad_8351 1d ago
“about Jack London”?
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u/kingc42 1d ago
Jack London square is a place. I’m guessing that’s what he means.
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u/jort93 1d ago
could be a geocache, some require climbing.
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u/totallynottoddoracop 1d ago
Likely not a geocache. Or at least not a hide by an experienced geocacher.
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u/WaylonKeisterCloggin 1d ago
Geocaches like this usually aren't hidden like others. When it's this high up the difficulty of getting it is usually enough. They don't want to hide something that requires a tool to reach because people would be logging it as lost all the time and probably injuring themselves looking for it while standing on a ladder. When it's easily seen like this a catcher can just take out his extendo-pole with a hook on the end and get to business.
Source: father is addicted to geocaching and Ive been along for the ride plenty.
I'm still not sure it's a geocache but it does seem like it has moldy paper in a ziplock bag which is very cache like.
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u/miss_solrik 1d ago
Interesting, didn't think about that!
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u/jayjackalope 1d ago
If it is, put it back!
From 2021... geocashing got popular again after the lockdown around where I am. That could make sense.
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u/bookchaser 1d ago
Tampering with air mail is a federal offense.
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u/ergo-ogre 1d ago
Umm…this is obviously treemail
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u/Electrical-Win9697 1d ago
Tampering with tree mail carries even greater consequences
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u/meatblast_surprise 18h ago
So you opened it but didnt take pictures of the contents
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u/Emergency_Repair_862 17h ago
I’m actually a little mad lol 😆 reading that like wtf!
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u/bconley01 1d ago
What do you know about Birdlaw?!
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u/miss_solrik 1d ago
Birds aren't real
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u/Fair_Measurement8368 1d ago
Biological Information Recording Device. If it flies, it spies.
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u/MoldyFoxxx 1d ago
Exactly, that’s clearly someone’s package of fight milk, you should put it back or get birdlawd
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u/Ok_Homework_3545 1d ago
Surprised no one has said it but sometimes it can be some type of witchcraft ritual. I’ve seen some things like this, other times in a jar that’s candle waxed shut, on hiking trails where I live. They’ll put hair or some type of organic material or a picture of a person they want to “curse” along with like a dead frog with a smoked cigarette sewn into its mouth. Crazy stuff but some people really do it. I smashed one open with my hiking stick once and it had a whole family photo along with some other random stuff inside like dollar bills and sticks. Hopefully I released that family from whatever curse they were under.
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u/greenmelona 22h ago
If it was dollar bills with a picture of the family, that may have been a money spell. Like a kind of good prayer for the family. It's not always some evil intent like the movies
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u/BranDong84 1d ago
If you already opened it , why didn’t you post any info about what was inside ? Or any photos ?
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u/InsomniaticWanderer 1d ago
If you're in bear country, it's so they won't get whatever's in there. Usually food stuff.
If you're not in bear country, it's probably drugs
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u/NoNoNashi 1d ago
OP, are you a bear?
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u/Theturtlemoves86 22h ago
If OP was a bear the package would still be in the tree.
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u/WeakTransportation37 1d ago
You have to open this and tell us. Definitely mask and gloves just in case, but we have to know now.
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u/HappyGoElephant 1d ago
That is certainly a tweakers pile of stuff
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u/van_Vanvan 1d ago
You and the geocache people are going to have to armwrestle to settle this.
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u/Strict_Aioli_9612 20h ago
It could be witchcraft. Whether you believe in effectiveness of witchcraft or not, doesn't change the fact that a lot of people believe it's effective and do things like this.
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u/Afraid_Credit_1180 1d ago
Kinda looks like one of those old army men that you would throw up in the air and they’d parachute down 😂😂😂
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u/StatusOmega 1d ago
That is the way I learned to store my food while camping overnight. It was because of bears.
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u/LittleKittenR 1d ago
Same here. also, I learned I forget to look up when leaving and leave a ton of sandwiches and valuables on trees all the time.
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u/rubmapleonthebacon 1d ago
Geocache.
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u/craftypo 1d ago
This was my first thought as well, I’m surprised this suggestion wasn’t higher.
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u/ApprehensiveSugar584 1d ago
Body parts. Obviously.
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u/Lathryus 1d ago
Evertime there's a bag on the highway I assume there's body parts in it.
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u/itadapeezas 1d ago
Me too lol! I also glance at my clock to know the time in case I need to tell someone what time the body parts were there. 😭 I think I watch too much ID. Lolll
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u/RealTwittrKD 1d ago
Please walk away… it’s my stash of leprechauns that steal your SSN and commit minor amounts of identity fraud on unreturned library book fines.
If you have any reruns of Betty Crocker’s 3AM commercial “Bake Someone Happy” on a VHS from 1981, with the Taco Bell “BellBurger”…
…that plays right afterwards, they love that—you might be in luck if you already opened it.
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u/Tight_Incident5727 1d ago
I was not prepared for leprechauns committing petty identity fraud over library fines. The oddly specific VHS requirement makes this sound like the most unhinged side quest ever, and now I need to know if the BellBurger was real.
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u/UnusualWar5299 1d ago
I asked my stuffy chihuahua that says “Yo quiero Taco Bell” about the BellBurger. He says, “Yo quiero, Taco Bell,” then falls strangely silent. It must mean something.
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u/Catlenfell 1d ago
People used to sent messages tied to balloons. Sometimes as experiments. Elementary schools would do it, too. Just to see how far it could travel. It may have been stuck up there for a while.
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