r/texts • u/fullmoonlune • 21h ago

Reddit DMs Why are men?

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Nothing about my profile or anything involving it would ever make it seem like I would be open to a message like this

To all the men saying “at least he asked” I was never asked if I was okay receiving an unsolicited sexual message from a stranger. Asking for consent implies that the person has already expressed some sort of sexual interest in you. Don’t message strangers sex shit. It isn’t some unalienable right to ask women if they want to fuck you. Doing that with no other preamble makes you a creep.

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u/IntroPerc 21h ago

Should have said yes, then pretend to be really bad at it. “You know what I find really sexy? Lawn mowers.” And continue saying things more unhinged and weird to see how long before he cracks and gives up.

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u/777Void777 21h ago

Had the roles reversed on a dating app before it was fun. I wrote im not into hookups. I had a picture of me hugging a tree. This girl is sending me messages about how i should touch her like the tree and all this stuff. Like a walking red flag.

I started screwing with her, pretending to be the lorax and stuff, playing really dumb like i didnt know she was hitting on me. She kept going saying stuff like "I really wish I was orange." I kept that convo going way too long.

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u/Pointing-661 20h ago

By the sounds of it you “kept it going” because she’s probably the first and last chick who is ever going to talk to you.

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u/777Void777 20h ago

Idk man, your mother and i have been going at it a long time.

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u/Pointing-661 20h ago

Good one.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 19h ago

Your dad is way pervier though

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u/HalcyonDrift 19h ago

This never happened.

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u/777Void777 15h ago edited 15h ago

It is but alot of it was just more awkward than funny because she was so just odd it was hard to keep the joke going. Honestly I did kinda try to steer it away by asking about her education and stuff. She admitted that dropped out but kept it on the profile. but she kept hitting on me afterwards. I wish I saved the screenshots.

I remember asking my friend how to respond to the orange thing and him saying "I like my women like my oranges, I peel the skin off with my bare hands." I didnt go with that and I think I said something like "Orange you glad" or something stupid and unmatched her shortly after.

Edit: i found the discord convo we had about it. I have the final piece of it that I copied.

Me: "So what do you do for fun?"

Her: "Yk"

Me: "Sit in a tree and wish you were orange?"