r/tea • u/kentukky • 19d ago

Photo I just stumbled over this masterpiece...

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10.1k Upvotes

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u/renome 19d ago

my honest reaction

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u/WungielPL 19d ago

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u/boi_cummy 18d ago

"long before time and a name"

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u/WungielPL 18d ago

"Long before time had a name"

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u/boi_cummy 18d ago

FUCK

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u/WungielPL 18d ago

"The first spinjitsu masters created Ninjago"

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u/renome 19d ago

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u/WungielPL 19d ago

No ai slop please

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u/renome 19d ago

this just looks like a shitty shop mr meme police

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u/WungielPL 19d ago

1.The lower part of the sliding door just vanished.

2.Petrol pumps inside the store?

3.Horses are literally, physically and biologically incapable of vomiting.

https://www.centrallakesequine.co.nz/new-blog-1/2021/9/26/why-horses-cannot-vomit

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u/renome 19d ago

I'm gonna level with you, I don't have the brainpower to assess every stupid thing I save in my meme folder. I'm sorry the image upset you.

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u/TTVJuicyBoi 19d ago

It's a fucking meme home dawg. You seen those wizard ai slop memes? I'm sorry ai killed your family but it's literally just a horse throwing up like its on topic and everything.

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u/WungielPL 19d ago

Slop is slop.

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u/TTVJuicyBoi 19d ago

I don't disagree but i don't like the way you say it

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u/egg_watching 18d ago

Well, I don't like the way you say that

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u/Genericinquirer 19d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Nyarro 18d ago

More like "Ew I hate it"

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u/ChariotsOfShame Taiwanese oolongs, Japanese greens 19d ago

This is why I shouldn’t be doomscrolling reddit. I will always find something I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing about. Now I know about it and my life is no better for it 😭

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u/renome 19d ago

Here, have this random cute teacup I just googled to counteract the effect

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u/sdarkpaladin 19d ago

Is... Is it getting teabagged?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/DisappointedKat96 19d ago

My sister sent this to me and I sent back :

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u/egavasunreal 19d ago

What's wrong with Bulbasaur? He don't look too good.

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u/DoctorApprehensive34 19d ago

Same energy

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u/Prize_Call_1713 19d ago

It's based off it.

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u/Dry_Lawfulness_9561 ☕️ tea and books 18d ago

Genius. Made me laugh so hard 🤣

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u/BearNut 18d ago

I am crying laughing and my man is so confused

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u/mn86 19d ago

Where can one find this masterpiece?

Asking for a friend, of course..

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u/k3anuw3aves 19d ago

Someone posted this in a matcha sub recently. Pretty sure the comments just said it's some standard Aliexpress stuff

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u/nowattz 19d ago

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4468966717/green-ceramic-cat-matcha-bowl-set?dd_referrer=

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u/Tithund 19d ago

Sadly the nose pouring seems to be absent.

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u/no_use_for_a_name_ 19d ago

It's just not the same if it's not coming out the nose.

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u/textilepat 19d ago

Man now I want a master Roshi teapot.

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u/Lucky_Conclusion6698 19d ago

Are they mass produced / 3d printed? 

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u/PraetorFaethor 19d ago

Almost certainly made with slip casting.

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u/windsynths 19d ago

Defo not 3D printed

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u/Kind_Swim5900 19d ago

I thought it's a sick bulbasaur??

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u/AgileClock2869 19d ago

I love it, i need one, no questions please this is a hard time for me, thank you.

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u/Aeliases 19d ago

My husband and I immediately wanted it for it's cursedness.

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u/Dry_Lawfulness_9561 ☕️ tea and books 18d ago

A “friend“ you hate or as a prank? Considering how it looks, pouring red colored liquid would be a spectacle as much as OPs picture.

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u/CaliIsReallyNice 18d ago

I'm asking for myself!

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u/Paradox2063 19d ago

I've never wanted to be someone's friend less.

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u/Snorri_The_Miserable 19d ago

r/goblincore

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u/slanderpanther 19d ago

They will love this!

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u/ImaginaryHoodie 19d ago

I was scrolling to find this comment

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u/Historical_Guess2565 19d ago

That thing is grotesque.

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u/CoffeeBox 19d ago

Though I think it would be considered a gargoyle.

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u/Muadeeb 18d ago

Mmmmm, snotcha

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u/Sarasha 18d ago

The best comment

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u/Kugelfischer_47 19d ago

Now that you mention it, I do have a bunch of earl grey I should start brewing.

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u/Positive_Chicken_723 19d ago

Unfortunately the 2nd image is ai, but its a good idea

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u/tvodny 19d ago

Nothing a drill can’t fix.

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u/Positive_Chicken_723 19d ago

Thats the spirit!

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u/imnotsurewhatswhat 19d ago

Both are ai.

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u/hydraulix16aa 18d ago

It’s fugly and hilarious. I want one

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u/TheUmberTaker 19d ago edited 18d ago

My sister and I had a creamer dispenser that was a ceramic cow. We used it as a gravy boat. We called it puke cow.

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u/stellaluna92 19d ago

From pier one??? I call it my gravy cow, and that's all I've ever used it for!

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u/TheUmberTaker 19d ago

I do not recall where we got that thing from. Pier One is a possibility though because we both loved Pier One back in the day.

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u/Auntie_Venom 19d ago

I have a cat one

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u/SlimShadowBoo 19d ago

It’s hideously whimsical. I love it. I want it.

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u/bunnyforbookietwo 19d ago

That was my thought too. Kinda golincore adjacent and its disturbingly cozy.

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u/PerodisCS 19d ago

Now this is why I joined r/tea

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u/RavenousMoon23 19d ago

I think this is genius 😂

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u/FigaroNeptune 19d ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious? Lmao

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u/chihuahua_herder 19d ago

Nope. I busted out laughing. :) Going to share this with my bestie, who will also bust out laughing

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u/RavenousMoon23 19d ago

Nah I think it's pretty funny as well

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u/ArtismFag 19d ago

I want it so bad

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u/Triquetrums 18d ago

It's perfect for Halloween season!

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u/livesinacabin 19d ago

This belongs in /r/TIHI or /r/ATBGE

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u/Mediocre-Celery-5518 19d ago

Oh it's a goblin? I thought it's Yoda getting neti potted

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u/MamaBiGfoot 19d ago

I did not need this on my feed.

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u/Royal-Gap-8098 18d ago

Same here 😂

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u/Rich_Handsome 16d ago edited 16d ago

That thing there is so sickass that it's an inspired piece of brilliance. I'd incorporate that into a Heron's fountain as part of a desktop zen waterfall. The left ear drooping lower than the other is really the chef's kiss.

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u/MamaBiGfoot 16d ago

Do you know what it’s supposed to be though? I’m genuinely curious.

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u/Rich_Handsome 16d ago

It looks like a vomiting cat to me.

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u/peatbull Enthusiast: Wu Yi Rock Oolongs 19d ago

I highkey like it! Matches my chaos goblin vibe

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u/mug-wort 19d ago

Shut up and take my money!

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u/chuhai-drinker 18d ago edited 18d ago

This is beautiful. I need this. I get bullied in my house constantly for drinking matcha because it "looks gross" (it's just green... grow up) and I kinda just want to lean into it at this point

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u/Training_Discount_97 19d ago

Omg i want this so badly, i cant stop laughing

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u/ImprovementLow4724 19d ago

Hello, ambulance!! 🚑🚑🚑

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u/PeaOk5697 19d ago

Thank you i guess

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u/Adventurous_023 19d ago

Saw this while having my morning coffee. I’m disgusted now. Thanks

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u/everexpandingwaist 19d ago

I both hate it and love it.

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u/Spencer-Hastings13 19d ago

Best post I've seen today. You've got my daily check-in upvote!

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u/Rhopegh_ 19d ago

Grass vomit iced please

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u/merakuu 18d ago

matcha is the best tea to go with it

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u/Balancing_tofu 19d ago

Absolute craftsmanship

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u/James1887 19d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/soul_traffic 19d ago

That gave me a laugh

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u/Nolzi 19d ago

teanks, I hate it

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u/leukoscruxx 19d ago

It’s so bad it’s good.

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u/19eightyUno 19d ago

such as classy piece, you have true taste

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u/RunDNA 19d ago

I want a Linda Blair one.

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u/BOODOOOW1 19d ago

MASTERPIECE INDEED, SIR ✨✨✨

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u/B3qui 19d ago

I need it

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u/iheartjp 19d ago

I want that. It’s so ugly, I love it.

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u/Sparktank1 19d ago

Yeah, that's my vegetarian friend, alright.

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u/aDorybleFish loose leaf fanatic 18d ago

Lmao I want one now😂👌🏼

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u/winterswyvern 18d ago

Why does this thing look like it comes from funger

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u/b_k_p_k 18d ago

This looks like that cat coughing like a child!

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u/TheGreatLordKirk 18d ago

I absolutely need this.

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u/Saidai_V 18d ago

What if... you put milk in it.

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u/Cosmosvagabond 18d ago

So Gothic - I can picture this gargoyle-like creature perched atop Notre Dame 😁

And the green liquid flowing out of its orifices - awesome!!

Though I think most people would be turned off if they saw this being poured at table.

I'm not most people, though hehe

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u/Kropotkin_69 18d ago

Goblin core

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u/CaliIsReallyNice 18d ago

Where can I buy one please?

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u/lilmatchalatte 18d ago

OMG I NEED TO GET THESE

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u/sumguyoranother 18d ago

You had me laughing and choking at the same time, gdi

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u/OnyxInDisguise 18d ago

Where can I buy.

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u/xiaoxiongmao666 18d ago

omg send link pls

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u/xSimMouse 18d ago

wait i genuinely think my friend would love this where can i buy it

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u/GoogieRaygunn 18d ago

Is this an egg separator? You crack an egg in it and pour the whites out, and it keeps the yolk in the container. I’ve seen them in various disgusting snot-spewing forms.

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u/BearNut 18d ago

I showed my husband and he did not find it as amusing as I did

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u/SmeadNevs 17d ago

I need one

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u/Mysterious_Shower739 17d ago

Where can I get one?

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u/syrindaa 17d ago

i hate that this is actually making me want a matcha right now</thought

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u/shadeandshine 17d ago

That’s just how I feel after taking a decongestant

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u/WeakMacaroon426 16d ago

Where to buy these

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u/inizio_irenic_ludic 15d ago

Here we go matcha lovers 🤧

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u/lightworker87 14d ago

Lol is it real

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u/LitonOcell 12d ago

He.. spilling it

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u/Artistic-Tough-7764 7d ago

I now am made of pure envy!!!

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u/Casemir- 4d ago

hahaha

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u/bluearavis 4d ago

I'm congested working through a cold and I kind of wish that was happening to me right now. Just pouring out in one shot, then it's over.

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u/Low-Schedule9762 19d ago

lol that’s fucking awesome!!!! 🤣🤣🤣