r/tea • • Jun 19 '26

Photo When he comes over thinking we’re about to get freaky, but I spend 45 minutes explaining my tea collection instead.

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u/bluecurse60 Jun 19 '26

What a lovely cabinet you have for tea

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u/felixyamson Jun 19 '26

it is very aesthetically pleasing.

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u/desaparecidose Jun 19 '26

I bet it smells incredible too, like a fancy apothecary.

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u/MelancholyMushroom Jun 19 '26

Um… hey. Do you like… want an extra girlfriend? This is the most beautiful tea presentation I’ve ever seen. I’ll share my tea with you, I promise.

Joking aside, this is pure aesthetic and I love it.

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u/Delusionally-Vibrant Jun 19 '26

I'd also like to know about the extra girlfriend situation ?

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u/maesardsara Jun 19 '26

How about a harem situation?

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u/throwaway1239656569 Jun 19 '26

and you get teabagged, and you get teabagged!

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u/Zeppelin_Rogue Jun 19 '26

Yasssss!!!!!!! Tea Harem!!!!

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u/InsaneLadyBird4090 Jun 19 '26

Ugh count me in

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u/Hmmcockslapper Jun 19 '26

This is the freakiest I've ever seen the tea sub

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u/MelancholyMushroom Jun 19 '26

Tea. It’s what chicks crave.

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u/RPGDesignatedPaladin Jun 20 '26

Please put my name on the Tea Harem list. I promise to be Minister of Tea Snacks. 🥰🫖☕️🍵🥪🥨🥨🍿🍘🥟🫒

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u/WalnutWitch Jun 24 '26

Please let me join this harem too, I have many leaves to contribute🙏

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u/PotatoNitrate Jun 19 '26

that would be the best date ever

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u/Unhappy_Macaron3523 Jun 19 '26

Rom com idea — bring the guy over, talk 45 minutes about tea, hook up and in the morning, guy brings her favorite cup of tea in bed, talking about how much he learned and truly listened

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u/Mountain_Homie Jun 19 '26

Well, you brought it up, give us a tour

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u/Ronest-naturals Jun 19 '26

imagine the aroma when that cabinet is opened

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u/Zeppelin_Rogue Jun 19 '26

That would be pure heaven.

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u/MaleficentPush1144 Jun 19 '26

If he swoons you know it's pu-erh love.

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u/SerialTrauma002c Jun 19 '26

Ugh, take my angry upvote 😤😆

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u/DrDad19 Jun 19 '26

Ahahahaha

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u/medicali Jun 19 '26

I bet you make a wicked herb or tisane tea

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u/theresites Jun 19 '26

I have a suggestion for you! We store spices and tea in mason jars. My wife bought a Mason Genie (I have no affiliation with the company). It pumps the air out of the jar and vacuum seals the lid. It is amazing for storing things and keeping them fresh. It looks like something you might appreciate!

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

That is brilliant!! Thank you

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u/dredgehayt Jun 20 '26

I got my wife one for Xmas. Also good for storing dehydrated foods

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u/TheDarbiter Jun 19 '26

Do you mix various jars to create your tea?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

I do! I’ll make different blends depending on what I feel like I need or what time of the day it is. It makes me feel like an ancient wizard haha

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u/TheDarbiter Jun 19 '26

That’s so awesome! How did you go about learning how to do this?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

Mainly through YouTube and books, r/herbalism is also great. The Encyclopaedia of Herbal Medicine and the Modern Herbal Dispensatory have been really useful resources for me

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u/czaritamotherofguns Jun 19 '26

I was going to say, r/herbalism would love this!

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u/TheDarbiter Jun 19 '26

I’ll check out that sub, thank you!

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u/NeraSoleil Jun 19 '26

Nice herbal apothecary

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u/uncoolcat25 Jun 19 '26

You are living my dream

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u/strawberriesandbows8 Jun 19 '26

wow i love this! where is your cabinet from 😊?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

Thank you! It’s actually meant to be a shoe cabinet, I will link it below. I’m based in Australia so this is from Temple & Webster. If you’re outside of Aus maybe try reverse google image searching and there may be a supplier!

https://www.templeandwebster.com.au/Armin-Shoe-Cabinet-LUNC1059.html?refid=GPAAU447-LUNC1059&device=m&ptid=&refid=PMAXLIVRO&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23470439002&gbraid=0AAAAADzVgw3Amh-Odz7j1OPdgw8B5fBTj&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuvfhnZ-SlQMV46dmAh3s4wftEAQYASABEgIqKvD_BwE

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

Thank you 😂

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u/brc_pb Jun 19 '26

me love oolong time

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u/takethemonkeynLeave Jun 19 '26

Can I come over next?

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u/KewpieHour Jun 19 '26

Gorgeous tisane setup. So aesthetic and personal. What are your favorites?

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u/AdagioTeas Jun 19 '26

Probably not what they expected… but definitely tea-sing in the best way ;)

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u/Ravenclaw_14 Jun 19 '26

Good lord thats such a nice way to display them! And I like your drying racks😂 I actually have a rack of mimosa flowers and bark drying right now on some baking racks too

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u/im_gonna_eat_no Jun 19 '26

you are the blueprint. this is gorgeous. wow.

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u/Sweetpotato3000 Jun 19 '26

Serious question but how long does tea like this last?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

Good question! Leafy herbs and flowers will typically last 1-2 years, roots, barks and spices like clove and cardamom last about 2-4 years as long as their not in direct sunlight and in mostly airtight glass jars. I have become a bit of a bootleg community herbalist so I’m constantly making friends different blends for their ailments and I go through most of it fairly regularly. I will say the herbs don’t become unsafe, but their vibrancy, aroma and medicinal benefits decline over long periods of time

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u/how-unfortunate Jun 19 '26

You spent 45 minutes breaking down your Teapot Witch apothecary cabinet.

This is not intended as an insult, your supply is impressive, and well stocked with plenty of medicinal plants.

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u/pug_fugly_moe Jun 19 '26

Worth the visit either way

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u/EvLokadottr Jun 19 '26

See, I'm a matcha snob, being a student of tea ceremony, and I found me a long-leaf tea snob, so we can be pedantic and snobby about tea together and still discover new things.

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u/Muadeeb Jun 19 '26

Did his green snail spring in the presence of your honey orchid?

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u/Urgash Jun 19 '26

Surefire way to get me in the mood tho.

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u/Impressive-House-412 Jun 19 '26

let’s just skip straight to this part

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u/angelstarlet Jun 19 '26

This is giving “apothecary” vibes ✨

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u/Kaisencocoa28 Jun 19 '26

This is my dream

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u/Junior_Confection_38 Jun 19 '26

I'm surprised you were able to do it so quickly

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u/Akainen Jun 19 '26

sign me up

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u/InsaneLadyBird4090 Jun 19 '26

It’s glorious 🥹

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u/moon_blisser Jun 19 '26

Can… can I come over too? This is so beautiful. And I bet it smells amazing.

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u/think_up Jun 20 '26

I’ll show you my hibiscus blossom if you show me your oolong! Rawr

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u/KenjyaMode Jun 19 '26

Don’t get me wrong, I love it and I see a lot of good additives to my tea. I wholeheartedly support what you are doing.

But where is the tea? If your tea collection is just as impressive with a variety of loose leaf teas, you are the catch of the century.

Best wishes on this summer solstice eve.

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u/Nevernonethewiser Jun 19 '26

It's all tea. Herbal infusions are tea. Coffee is tea.

Hell, river rocks boiled in an old metal fishing tackle box is tea.

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u/lizardguts Jun 20 '26

After it is boiled in water it is tea. Otherwise it is just flowers and herbs or whatever.

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u/jojocookiedough Jun 19 '26

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u/how-unfortunate Jun 19 '26

Ah the age-old semantic struggle.

As for the drink, this is correct.

But as for the unbrewed plants in jars waiting to make the loosely defined drink, there's only one plant family that can be identified by the word and be accurate.

At least, I haven't yet seen a definition claiming that any dried plant that can be made into an infusion can be identified as tea.

But it's also not a hill I'm willing to die on, as I like and respect most hot drinks equally, and brew herbal fairly often.

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u/shaysalterego Jun 19 '26

My life goals, distract them with tea

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u/coinpizista Jun 19 '26

That's Sweet of you i love teaa

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u/Soyatina Jun 19 '26

Love this!

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u/wendyme1 Enthusiast Jun 19 '26

Your wabi sabi book looks interesting. Is it a good read if I can locate it?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

I would say it’s more of a coffee table book but does have some beautiful imagery if you’re into that style

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u/wendyme1 Enthusiast Jun 19 '26

Thank you for responding.

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u/miistic-miinx Jun 19 '26

Sounds hot to me!!! 🤭🤭

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u/stargazerwishes Jun 19 '26

I hope he appreciated it! Peak date activity imo.

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u/Zeppelin_Rogue Jun 19 '26

I love that, its so beautiful and organized. Very nice tea collection. I would hang with you all day at your house, just because of that tea collection.

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u/k1tty_catz Jun 19 '26

This might be a random question but what kind of tape do you use to write on

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

I use kraft masking tape, easy to write on and doesn’t leave a residue when removed

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u/Pixiechrome Jun 24 '26

Ooh I was wondering this too ty! So much better than my blue tape! This is gorgeous!!

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u/tangamangus Jun 19 '26

such a turn on lol hope u do get freaky eventuslly tho!

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u/SARSUnicorn Jun 19 '26

If not for logical fact of living on opposite sides of the world i would ask for date

For now I will contine infodumping about chiniese green teas to random gals on tinder

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u/LorenIpsuum Jun 19 '26

Could you explain the design of the cabinet? Do the doors partially block the passage of light to preserve the tea?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

The design is more aesthetic than functional. I have the cabinet in an area that doesn’t get hit with direct sunlight, but if it was I would get solid doors to preserve them for longer

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u/sch0f13ld Jun 19 '26

I love this! What are the herbs and flowers you gave drying on top of the cabinet?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

I have some orange peels I’m drying for negronis, otherwise mostly flowers and herbs that I’ve foraged. I use them to infuse oils and burn some as incense

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u/abasicgirl Jun 19 '26

I would love to know where you got this cabinet or any information on it

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u/Artdragon56 Jun 19 '26

Your tea set up is so beautiful, it’s gorgeous! I honestly might start doing something similar with my loose leaf & thrifted jars!

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u/iamsarro Jun 19 '26

Where did you get for drying rack?

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u/teamdogemama Jun 19 '26

Love the drying racks. I just use yarn and hang them from coat hangers.

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u/ButteredPizza69420 Jun 19 '26

Oh my god I LOVE this!

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u/TheGreatLordKirk Jun 19 '26

Well, during that 45 minutes or afterward is there a sampling of that awesome selection? I mean, inviting someone over, showing off a glorious selection of tea, then not trying some of the tea would be quite cruel. Otherwise, it sounds like a good time.

That is a nice cabinet!

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u/seriouslysocks Jun 19 '26

This is beautiful!

I see that borage, too. Where do you stand with the pyrrolizidine alkaloids? For some reason I’ve stayed away from borage because of the PA’s, but then conversely I’m ok with occasional lobelia ingestion. I’m thinking I should do a deep dive to update myself on borage!

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u/AQuietMan Jun 19 '26

So. You're single now?

Ahem.

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u/LightSpeedNerd Jun 19 '26

9.5/10 you just need a few more cakes

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u/DawiCheesemonger Jun 19 '26

This cabinet is the coolest thing ever. I aspire to be you.

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u/CaliIsReallyNice Jun 20 '26

You just need someone for whom “talking about your tea cabinet” and “getting freaky” have a lot of overlap

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u/PretendCake8222 Jun 20 '26

I think I would have proposed if a gal invited me over and she did that!

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u/nick3790 Jun 20 '26

Lowkey this would make me become absolutely infatuated.

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u/liquiddangerrr Jun 20 '26

My God, I’d go nuts if a woman did this. Fuck it, bout to make some tea right now.

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u/eggbunni Jun 20 '26

The joy I felt reading this post title cannot be replicated.

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u/KratosDaFish Jun 20 '26

I thought I was into tea. 😂 Turns out I'm actually into looking at other people's impossibly beautiful tea spaces.

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u/YoghurtUpset276 Jun 20 '26

Can I come over instead? I won’t expect to get freaky and I’ll spend three times as long listening to you talk about your tea collection.

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u/Training_Cry6440 Jun 20 '26

A beautiful cabinet. So jealous.

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u/Glum-Telephone5839 Jun 20 '26

What a lovely looking collection and cabinet. I would find joy opening it daily.

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u/Curiosity_1st Jun 20 '26

😂, love this!

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u/starsandoatmilk Jun 19 '26

This isn’t tea! It’s herbs <3 this home apothecary is beautiful

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u/sebulbasdick420 Jun 19 '26

Oh shit this is awesome. Coming from a novice who hardly knows a thing beyond loose leaf is the best, what's your favorite tea to drink?

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u/Lil_Nutmeg23 Jun 19 '26

It depends on what you’re after, do you want something that tastes nice and enjoyable as a beverage, or are you interested in the medicinal benefits? If so I would say start with finding out what you would like to focus on - e.g sleep, mood, skin/hair/nails, digestion, inflammation, gut support, immunity, circulation etc. From there you can research what plants are known to support that and start brewing. I would say find somewhere like a homestead or farm to buy your ingredients from if you can, it makes a huge difference. If you have a particular area or body system you’d like to focus on I can help suggest a blend :)

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u/Haunting_Letter5483 Jun 19 '26

Explain it to me. 😆 I would like to hear.

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u/wendyme1 Enthusiast Jun 19 '26

I love your drying rack set up

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u/ThePurpleArchive Jun 19 '26

what a collection!! 🫣✨🙌🏻💜

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u/Familiar-Memory-943 Jun 19 '26

Like when you're single 😂

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u/Severe-Version3506 Jun 19 '26

Lets make a cup of love from that cabinet! 🫖☕😍

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u/APlentyBag Jun 19 '26

Please give me a full tour so I may follow in your footsteps

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u/Sezzario Jun 19 '26

Do you live in NSW? And can i be your friend?? If you are in NSW, there’s a great tea meetup group that I recommend too!

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u/Keegan2 Jun 19 '26

Yeah, this isn't a problem for some of us. A nice pot of tea is a simple joy.

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u/Enelessar Jun 19 '26

I want to be your friend!!!!

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u/striveforfreedom Jun 19 '26

so.. do you want to get really funky...?? (pulls out Shou)

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u/idiot____ Jun 19 '26

I have never been so jealous in my life. Gorgeous. r/herbalism would love this

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u/Avakalmom Jun 19 '26

Love your collection and the cabinet!

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u/redracer555 Jun 19 '26

This would just turn me on more.

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u/BBear94 Jun 20 '26

Love your cabinet!

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u/Lilyooddle Jun 20 '26

Absolutely stunning!! I’d be on the edge of my seat, I am incredibly jealous of your set up. It’s truly beautiful 🤩

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u/datboimartymart Jun 20 '26

Can I come over to also “get freaky” lol. I love tea!

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u/rexijane420 Jun 20 '26

Amazing collection!! Love the cabinet you used.

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u/OkAdministration1181 Jun 20 '26

I'd like that!!!

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u/forestgrin Jun 20 '26

Well give us a tour I'm SAT!!!

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u/kloisonne Jun 20 '26

Goals 🙌

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u/Electrical-Lake-4268 Jun 20 '26

This is a perfect way to weed out the bade ones

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u/Big_Primrose Jun 20 '26

What a fabulous tea cabinet! I may rethink my tea storage.

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u/plantlessonsasish Jun 20 '26

Oh my goodness .

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u/NutmegEnt10 Jun 20 '26

45 minutes of this would be more of a turn-on that 45 minutes of foreplay!

Nice tea cabinet!

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u/-Elowen- Jun 20 '26

Heaven 🥰

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u/f0xbunny Jun 20 '26

Oh my gosh this is a dream cabinet

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u/Typical-Platform-753 Jun 20 '26

I'm a girl not into girls, but I'd totally come over to talk tea or listen to you talk tea.

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u/supersoft51275 Jun 21 '26

What in the Skyrim?

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u/mantas-space-rays Jun 21 '26

absolutely phenomenal, I need something like this so bad

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u/Gothic_Mist Jun 24 '26

So many collection, but I don't see actual tea leaves. Are you only into herbs?

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u/velvet-lilies Jun 29 '26

my dream date

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u/Outrageous-Fun-3410 Jul 10 '26

t. 300lb ham beast

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u/cocoa_01 Jul 11 '26

And of he stays after that, he is a keeper.

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u/AmbassadorMelodic830 Jun 19 '26

This is so wholesome! ❤️

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u/kimbosliceurface Jun 19 '26

I'm sorry but I think your plant needs some attention.

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u/Witty_Asparagus_5206 Jun 20 '26

It looks healthy to me.

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u/kimbosliceurface Jul 06 '26

The vine look pretty bear of leaves man.

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u/JambuAir1481 Jun 20 '26

Amazing setup! Is there any tea, though?