r/mildlyinfuriating • • 6h ago

I'm slightly vexed Goodbye shins

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u/turkshead 6h ago

Performative trailer hitches on performative pickups performatively parked.

And they complain about trans people needing their gender affirmed.

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u/4ScoreN7Beers 6h ago

First one looks fairly used

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u/turkshead 6h ago

Performative doesn't mean it's not used, it just means they want you to see it and draw conclusions about the kind of person they are for having it. If they didn't want you to see it they'd have taken it off and stashed it behind the seat when they parked the trailer.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

You seriously think people don't go through the trouble of removing their trailer hitch and reinstalling it because they want you to think they are a person that uses a trailer hitch????

Maybe it's because it's a pain in the ass to remove, store and reinstall, lol, and they don't give a fuck about your opinion of whether they use their trailer hitch.

How fucking weird of you.

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u/Qrahe 2h ago

I mean personally, I think it's weird that their car is blocking the sidewalk. If you can't park your vehicle legally you shouldn't be driving it. Seems they need to be in a sedan because they lack the spacial awareness for driving a truck.

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u/Sad-Professional332 2h ago

Yes, I love in the country, we remove the hitch and throw it in the back. Calling it trouble is wild.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

It's not a pain in the ass. It's just pulling a pin. Leaving it on means you're constantly having to make sure you're not accidentally backing into shit because you've got a foot long stinger. It's earlier if you take it off.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

It's a pain in the ass. I've got a million things to do in a day and that one is not getting done, and my not doing it isn't performative, it's just not necessary.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

LOL "I've got too many things to do to worry about ______" is the most performative bullshit of all.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

I guess you don't understand the word "performative". And that's ok.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

"I'm so busy" is a way of signaling that you're important.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

I'm sorry you don't have anything to tow.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

Yes, yes, everyone heard you say you were important. You can let it go now.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

Maybe someday you will make a friend that has a boat. Chin up, friend.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

Keep telling reddit all about your status symbols. Surely at some point someone will be impressed.

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u/Ted_Striker02 5h ago

Lemme guess… Prius, tofu and arugula… pinky ring?

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u/turkshead 5h ago

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that somebody who feels called out by my comments on performative masculinity also lacks imagination

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u/Ted_Striker02 5h ago

🤣😘

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u/ThereInAFortnight 5h ago

Look at the picture above - you think that's fine?

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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 2h ago

You sound hysterical with your exaggeration.

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u/OnceUponATrain 2h ago

But making a post about being afraid of not racking your shins because of trailer hitches isn't hysterical?

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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 2h ago

No. But imagining only your specific scenario to defend being inconsiderate of strollers, people walking side by side, wheelchairs or any other legitimate use of of a sidewalk absolutely is. You're weird.

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u/Ambitious_Promise_29 35m ago

Leaving it on means you're constantly having to make sure you're not accidentally backing into shit because you've got a foot long stinger.

Which is not really a big deal, if you have any clue what you are doing. Especially with modern pickups that have a backup camera that shows the hitch in the video.