r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Richard_Tickler69 • 6h ago

I'm slightly vexed Goodbye shins

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

It's a pain in the ass. I've got a million things to do in a day and that one is not getting done, and my not doing it isn't performative, it's just not necessary.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

LOL "I've got too many things to do to worry about ______" is the most performative bullshit of all.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

I guess you don't understand the word "performative". And that's ok.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

"I'm so busy" is a way of signaling that you're important.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

I'm sorry you don't have anything to tow.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

Yes, yes, everyone heard you say you were important. You can let it go now.

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

Maybe someday you will make a friend that has a boat. Chin up, friend.

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u/turkshead 5h ago

Keep telling reddit all about your status symbols. Surely at some point someone will be impressed.

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u/TimeZucchini8562 3h ago

You are the most Reddit redditor I’ve seen in a long time

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u/turkshead 2h ago

LOL you know someone's run out of coherent things to say when they start in on the zingers about how they're talking to you on Reddit.

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u/Ambitious_Promise_29 32m ago

You mean like you did, several comments ago?

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u/OnceUponATrain 5h ago

One of these days you will look back and be sorry for your comments here. Eventually you will be evicted and one of these "performative" people will be there to help you out 😉