r/cleandadjokes • • 20h ago

Billy Joel claimed you can use urine instead of lighter fluid for a barbecue.

134 Upvotes

I gave it a go, but wee didn't start the fire.


r/cleandadjokes • • 13h ago

What three letter word starts with gas?

118 Upvotes

Car πŸš—


r/cleandadjokes • • 20h ago

I was digging for dinosaur leg bones and I thought I had found one...

94 Upvotes

But it was a fossil arm.


r/cleandadjokes • • 22h ago

Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house?

41 Upvotes

Because the ghosts will
bring the boos.


r/cleandadjokes • • 4h ago

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places

26 Upvotes

He said, β€œStop going to those places!”