r/askanything • u/mrobvious64 • 1h ago

General Question what are the cheesiest pick up lines you have ever used or heard?

like the title says, I want the cheesiest of the cheesiest pick up lines

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u/JustinExcusable 1h ago

It's really fucking stupid and I've had no success whatsoever with it but I've tried it like 3 times and struck outtt

"Hey baby did you fall from heaven because you have a lot of bruises on your legs"

(Only works on servers at Olive Garden)

(Doesn't work on servers at Olive Garden lol)

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u/grollef 1h ago

You look Gouda to me!

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u/mrobvious64 1h ago

I told my wife when we first met that if she and I were socks, we would make a great pair. Don’t laugh it worked. We have been married for 43 years.

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u/brettyrocks 1h ago

Well, Heaven must be missing an angel.

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u/Key_Hope_1425 1h ago

You know what would look good on you?
Me.

It worked too 😃

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u/HippyDM 1h ago

"Do you believe in love at first sight or, should I walk by again?"

Delivered with the appropriate cheesiness and playfulness, it sometimes works.

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u/HappyGimp 1h ago

If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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u/mchellyea81 1h ago

I have totally used 'Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want s'more.' no joke it actually worked. Well...it made her laugh atleast. 😂

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u/UsedDimension7373 1h ago

I’m new in town, and don’t have a phone number yet. Can I get YOUR phone number?

Much like video killed the radio star, cell phones killed this joke.

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u/Illuminatus-Prime No Political Affiliation 35m ago

"Does my handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"