r/askanything • u/JPIZZLE1205 • 3h ago

Political Question What is more likely, the US controls the Straight of Hormuz or Donald Trump is a Pedophile?

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u/backpackwayne 3h ago

This is the definition of the latter.

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u/Asleep_Building6352 3h ago

that photo got such weird energy, the guy in the fedora looks like he just stepped out a time machine from 1943 and nobody told him

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u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 3h ago

You mean Michael Jackson?
Yeah he was strange but very popular. Like ridiculously popular. A lot of allegations against him though

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u/Downtown_Eye5736 3h ago

Americans love pedophiles and rapists. You think it's an accident that all out elected leaders and celebrities are pedo rapists?

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 2h ago

Many that were later proven false.

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u/MetaCardboard 3h ago

the guy in the fedora

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u/Downtown_Eye5736 3h ago

I see at least 3 pedophiles in that pic.

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 3h ago

Diddler

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u/Zomby-Woof- 3h ago

Pedophile

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 51m ago

Pedophile controls the US.

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u/Nsflguru 3h ago

One is a certainty, while the other is just a possibility.

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u/HariboGummibears 1h ago

Well Donald Trump being a pedophile is a fact, its why he won’t bring the issue to court over anyone calling him that. If he tries to bring it in front of a judge the Epstein documents have to be revealed, un-redacted in court.

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u/ChartPuzzleheaded747 1h ago

I highly doubt he’s a pedo, mostly because pedo has replaced “nazi” for mindless Reddit insults 

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u/Baby_Epik 1h ago

I don't think that's Michael for a lot of reasons.

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u/StudioComposer 57m ago

Both can be true at the same time. And they are.

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u/dvolland 31m ago

Well, the US does not, in any way, control the Strait of Hormuz. Not at all.

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u/Acrobatic-Attention9 3m ago

Okay, but why are you posting a picture of Donald Trump the pedophile president with Michael Jackson, a man who is not a pedophile and had his life ruined by bullshit allegations?

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u/waveatdave 49m ago

Let’s just blame it all on the boogie

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u/EnoughExperience8811 2h ago

I mean traffic is around 80% and Iranian attacks are mainly sporadic, so generally yes by any barometer the U.S. controls the strait. You can’t even really argue the Iranians can deny access, much less control it, when the attacks they can still mount only disrupt it by 20%.

Also it’s incredibly unlikely that Donald Trump would be a pedophile considering the intense media spotlight for the full past decade, 4 years of which under a hostile presidential administration, which has produced zero evidence or proof.

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u/JPIZZLE1205 2h ago

Wrong

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u/EnoughExperience8811 2h ago

Which part lol, be specific please because everything I said is objectively true

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u/excelsiorsbanjo 1h ago

Like every single thing you said and your account is four days old what a fucking joke.

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u/Mika-El-3 1h ago

I thought the Russian bot accounts were destroyed. Are you Chinese or IRGC?

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u/doomy44 1h ago

The russian bot accounts have been pro-trump, so im confused why youd think this post was by one of them

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u/Mika-El-3 1h ago

Well Russia ultimately benefits from the US losing over the Strait of Hormuz.

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u/doomy44 37m ago

Valid point.