Iran says it will re-open the Strait of Hormuz when Trump is removed as President. Does that sound like a good deal?

[u/Previous_Month_555]

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[u/AcanthaceaeOk3738]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 → u/AcanthaceaeOk3738]

Beat me to it !!

[u/Spazmatazo → u/Embarrassed-Wafer667]

Yes, please beat me to this as well

[u/wytewydow → u/Spazmatazo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eTt271uMckD37s8iNa

[u/WoodSorrel13 → u/Embarrassed-Wafer667]

Sames. 😂

[u/mrcrashoverride → u/WoodSorrel13]

HELL’s Yea

[u/Unique-Run9856 → u/AcanthaceaeOk3738]

We'll go from a man that shits on couches to a man that fucks them

[u/Sadako241 → u/Unique-Run9856]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mous21IAhJQiI

Fuck your couch...!

[u/djmilhaus → u/Unique-Run9856]

The White House must be full of shitty fucking couches.

[u/pointandclickit → u/djmilhaus]

Allegedly they were a good fuck before they got shit on.

[u/Nomad55454 → u/[deleted]]

The whole cabinet needs impeached also….

[u/Conscious-Offer-7019 → u/Unique-Run9856]

Ahh, we could distract him from doing anything truly horrible with a nice new couch, though.

[u/Worldgoesround32 → u/[deleted]]

Is there enough seats for Witkoff and Jared Kushner ?

[u/merrittj3 → u/[deleted]]

...and a ' jump seat for Karoline Leavitt '

[u/Jim-248 → u/[deleted]]

Why stop there?

[u/Commercial-Policy-96 → u/[deleted]]

Don’t forget the head ghoul, Steven (Stephen?) Miller.

[u/Jim-248 → u/[deleted]]

No. Let them know what is happening and they'll let the plane land then leave. They want Trump alive. They need a show trial. I say give it to them.

[u/No_Chain_362 → u/[deleted]]

Oh I think we can fill a C5 Galaxy with everyone complicit.

[u/Downtherabbithole-14 → u/[deleted]]

Oooh...sounds like the scene out of Scarface. THat is perfect!

[u/RXHK099 → u/AcanthaceaeOk3738]

If Trump is removed and the Straits are opened or closed it’s a good deal.

[u/Responsible-Clock715 → u/RXHK099]

Iran can have him in exchange for opening strait.

[u/QuietShhhnake77 → u/Responsible-Clock715]

I like that idea!

[u/No_Chain_362 → u/Responsible-Clock715]

All of them

[u/IGotScammed5545 → u/AcanthaceaeOk3738]

To quote Michael Scott, this would be a win-win-win, which is where I win, too

[u/jbot14 → u/AcanthaceaeOk3738]

When do we start?

[u/SteakEconomy2024]

Couldn’t we just hand him over to them?

PS - They might torture him for disinformation?

[u/Dualidean_ofman → u/SteakEconomy2024]

And his entire family. And Kushner. And Vance. And Musk. And Zuckerberg.

[u/Jorgecurioso7 → u/Dualidean_ofman]

Throw in bibi too 

[u/spendology → u/Jorgecurioso7]

And all the J6ers!

[u/MRM_philosophy → u/Jorgecurioso7]

OMG yes!

[u/Recent_Experience475 → u/Dualidean_ofman]

Don't forget Peter Thiel. Strangle this new techno-fascist dystopia in the cradle.

[u/Southern-Usual4211 → u/Dualidean_ofman]

Add thiel and Yarvin and a nice little bonus

[u/edfitz83 → u/Southern-Usual4211]

Miller, Johnson, DeSatan, Cruz, Rand and Jake Paul, Ellison, Huckabee, Abbott….

[u/Aggravating_Bat3618 → u/Southern-Usual4211]

Without Trump those guys are just Expats. 

[u/Mtatk → u/Dualidean_ofman]

This administration too.

[u/GOP_R_Pedophiles → u/Dualidean_ofman]

Make sure that human dildo miller is amongst them.

[u/gophins13 → u/GOP_R_Pedophiles]

Dildos bring joy, that guy has never brought anything good to anyone.

[u/TiePrestigious7265 → u/Dualidean_ofman]

Before sending, maybe dress them all as women without burkas.

[u/WearyGas → u/Dualidean_ofman]

And Thiel, Bezos, and…

[u/helgatheviking21 → u/Dualidean_ofman]

You forgot Bill Gates

[u/AwesomeWildlife → u/SteakEconomy2024]

It's a win win. The straight gets opened and Trump could get his peace prize.

[u/Rude-Platypus-1515]

I find these terms acceptable

[u/tracyinge → u/Rude-Platypus-1515]

Yeah it's a tough decision but we'll just have to make it.

[u/Tiny-Criticism-8576 → u/tracyinge]

It a sacrifice I’m willing to make

[u/tracyinge → u/Tiny-Criticism-8576]

He's a war hero, he will take one for the team.

[u/luoshiben → u/Rude-Platypus-1515]

A literal win win.

[u/hummus_sapiens → u/Rude-Platypus-1515]

I wouldn't have expected such an understatement from a rude platypus.

[u/allenrfe]

Yes, removing Trump as President is a great idea.

[u/WalkOk795 → u/allenrfe]

It's a good start.

[u/elRustyShackelford → u/WalkOk795]

A start and finish to most current world issues quite honestly.

[u/malakon]

Can't blame them.

[u/mwebster745 → u/malakon]

Yeah not like any negotiations with him will ever mean shit, everyone knows how little his word is worth

[u/BananabreadBaker69 → u/mwebster745]

It's like the playing chess with a pigeon thing. Trump will just shit all over the board and then claim victory. His word is worth less than nothing.

[u/malakon → u/mwebster745]

About as useful as negotiating with a rabid badger.

[u/Dear-Buddy-2766]

Who else is saying talk to ya when Trump is gone ? Like, everybody ?

[u/Dear-Buddy-2766 → u/[deleted]]

No you are stating the obvious. Has been going on at least since the 2008 financial crisis.

[u/beavis617]

That’s an excellent idea. Many people in America would love to see Trump out of office and being prosecuted..

[u/andrei_stefan01 → u/beavis617]

I think most people would like to see him dragged through the streets.

[u/Turbulent_Head6209 → u/andrei_stefan01]

And pull down any of his statues and monuments. And get rid of his gaudy gold leaf.🤮

[u/andrei_stefan01 → u/Turbulent_Head6209]

It's really disgusting that this is what we have come to. For transparency, I'm Canadian.. but not basing my comments on recent events. It's wild how incredibly (seemingly) easy it is to brainwash people.

[u/Fun-Business-1888 → u/beavis617]

Every non-extremist on both sides would like to see him gone at this point.

[u/oceanicArboretum → u/beavis617]

He should be sent to Switzerland and tried for international crimes. A president can pardon himself for national crimes, but not international ones. He and all of his cronies deserve to be prosecuted for an illegal war.

[u/Telstar2525]

Win win

[u/Jazzlike-Map-4114]

It's probably the best deal we could possibly get.

[u/Ok_Anywhere_7828]

How about they reopen it if we deliver him to them. We can use his gift jet to ship him there.

[u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 → u/Ok_Anywhere_7828]

Screw it stick him in the back of my van and I'll deliver him personally. I think everyone might let me off not having a passport too

[u/neonnaps → u/Evening-Tomatillo-47]

I've done the math and the fastest way is delivery by catapult.

All we need is a 7 stage catapult (first one launches the next six catapults, and at the apex, the second one launches the remaining 5 and repeat). For the landing, Iran just needs to provide 10 men holding a large sheet.

I'm 76% sure it will work.

[u/Past_Meaning_4389 → u/neonnaps]

If we don't get it right the first time, we have the rest of his administration to get it right.

[u/Worldly_Crab3424]

We all won at that point

[u/Shockatweej → u/[deleted]]

He owes the American taxpayers a few hundred million as well.

[u/theborch909]

100%, I’ll throw in Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth as well

[u/Funkycoldmedici → u/theborch909]

Just to show good will.

[u/theborch909 → u/Funkycoldmedici]

I mean opening the whole straight is a lot of work. I don’t want to feel like we are taking advantage of them. I’ll add Kash as a free signing bonus

[u/templeofsyrinx1]

I and billions all over the world would like that. But maybe open a little sooner till we can get rid of him?

[u/Die-O-Logic]

We all know what needs to happen.

[u/BooksCoffeeDogs]

Yes. At this point, one can’t help but not blame Iran in this instance. Trump and/or Vance have met with Iranian leaders many times. Deals were negotiated, signed, and then what does the Trump regime do? Shit all over the deal put in place. Every. Single. Time. The 2/3 of our goverment’s reticence in checking the executive branch and Trump’s inability to control himself and Netanyahu is the undoing of America. Iran has no reason to trust Trump’s word because it isn’t worth the toilet paper it’s printed on.

[u/Maleficent_Bit2033]

As a Cold War kid I can't believe I am agreeing with anything Iran says, but here we are.

[u/needssomefun]

Wait...I thought they didnt like us.

[u/Zipperclown-m]

Best Deal we will even throw his entire cabinet as a sign we’re sincere

[u/steveschoenberg → u/Zipperclown-m]

I want a case of dates and pistachios in exchange for the whole cabinet.

[u/TrumpIsGiantDouche]

Make it so. Engage

[u/Snooze78727]

Better than a 5k dividend check.

[u/Rdr1981]

What did Trump say about the price of gas?, "It's a small price to pay." Yep, this would be a very small price to pay.

[u/iowanaquarist]

Yes. That is quite possibly the best political deal ever -- win win win win.

[u/SilverPhilosopher46]

Iran wants to do regime change in the USA.
The local population welcomes being liberated.

[u/Lilmexican26o]

They need to add releasing the epstein/trump files too

[u/chicagoxtc]

Win win

[u/RowInevitable7986]

Works for me.

[u/Commercial_Pie3307]

He’s getting carter’d

[u/AlecNIU2013]

Are they willing to accept Trump as an exiled refugee as part of the deal?

[u/PsychRN79]

Sounds like a great deal to me

[u/jetes69]

Absolutely, I’m voting all Dems till that happens

[u/Trhol]

I'll see your Trump removed offer and counter with Trump and Bibi both handed over as war criminals.

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat]

Sure does. A win for Iran, America, and the whole world.

[u/Jikey_May]

I'm in

[u/Com4734]

Can we do it yesterday?

[u/Relevant-Office-8938]

I agree to these terms.

[u/Western-Property-443]

The world has to take him out of office. The U.S. senate will not do it.

[u/Zalrius]

It’s the cheap and easy way out. Take it!

[u/WearyGas]

Kind of like when they said they would release the hostages if Carter was gone.

[u/Radeondrrrf]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlfXIRjozpvTvYFfOt

[u/strangebru → u/Radeondrrrf]

When this is all over you are going to take off that red hat...

[u/TemperatureLess9025]

We could throw in some boot as an incentive, like get rid of J.D. for free.

[u/AstronautPlane3280]

Sounds like a win-win to me.

[u/Gileaders]

Done!

[u/gorathbeervan]

Anything involving Trump being removed sounds like a good deal.

[u/bkinboulder]

Something Reagan taught the Iranians.

[u/RarestCornet]

Where do I sign?

[u/AdevilSboyU]

Sounds like a win/win for the American people, and most of the rest of the world.

[u/Fridayrules]

Let’s remove him then.

[u/Ok-Ad3459]

It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[u/emmettfitz]

It sounds like a good plan for the entire planet.

[u/BruceWillis1963]

They are asking for regime change. A little ironic, don't you think?

[u/goblitovfiyah]

This is the best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever

[u/Ok_Swim7161]

DEAL!

[u/SaltyPlantain1503]

All good to me!

[u/Apart-Photograph-778]

I wouldn't be surprised

[u/More_Jelly421]

Let me think about that. Ok, deal

[u/drillbit56]

Win Win deal. VP Vance would be up for that.

[u/jwfowler2]

DJT being Jimmy Carter’d is peak entertainment

[u/RedfromTexas]

I say we throw in Vance and Kegsbreath.

[u/amcarls]

This would be the second time Iran effectively chooses the U.S. President. The last time was when they refused to release the hostages until Carter was out of office (thanks to a secret deal they cut with Reagan's people)

[u/yngwiegiles]

Iran does stuff like this, so take it seriously not just trolling. They waited for Carter to be out to release hostages on Reagan day 1 cause they liked him.

Hopefully someone asks Trump if he should step down immediately for the good of gas prices. But he kicked the real media out of the White House

[u/kalelopaka]

Yes, throw in the rest of his administration as well. Tranquilize, then airdrop all of them into Tehran.

[u/CommanderUgly]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[u/TheBigWhatever]

I never, ever thought I could enjoy Iran clowning on any U.S. President, but well, ya' know.

[u/3spanishwords]

Iran's government is an enemy of the United States. Whether Trump is president or not they are very much our enemies have been for 50 years. That being said. Trump is the greatest enemy the United States has ever faced. I welcome him finally being removed from power by the voters tossing his party and his movement from power.

[u/Mir_c]

I fully support this!

[u/MutedConstant547]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uk0XXPLUze3LdThqyh

[u/The-cultured-swine39]

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[u/Old_Tiger_7519]

WIN-WIN

[u/ibeperplexed]

It’s a screamin’ deal!!!!!!!!

[u/Laconic9]

I’m good with this.

[u/Senor101]

I’ll take it.

[u/Sea_Ganache620]

Best deal ever. When it comes to deals, this is huge.

[u/AvonFartsdale_]

TACO bitch is gonna TACO

[u/Lower-Link]

Win-win

[u/datagamma]

I’d take that deal immediately. US would be getting off easy

[u/mishma2005]

They're gonna be waiting awhile. Trump isn't going anywhere if he can help it

[u/Mental_Performer_833]

If you said I'd get an expired Bennigans coupon if Trump were removed I'd call that the deal of the century

[u/Top_Case_6458]

Deal! Consider it done

[u/worthconsulting]

Fuck yeah

[u/TurdFerguson747474]

Deal

[u/Cianfrani1]

Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan all over again. When is the US going to learn

[u/ApologeticCannibal]

Yes

[u/spiderinside]

I’m in

[u/Angry_Ginger_MF]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tnjjQQRqPbwDxdK

[u/trikaren]

Sounds good to me!

[u/renaissanceman69-]

Cause they are so trust worthy…

[u/SnooTangerines27 → u/renaissanceman69-]

More trustworthy than the orange baboon.

[u/SupermarketLow3225]

Win win

[u/FilthyBarMat]

They could offer me a stale box of Cheezits to remove trump as president and it'd be a good deal.

I wouldn't even take the Cheezits. 

[u/Wolv90]

We may not negotiate with terrorists or those with which we are at war, but Iran hasn't been identified as terrorists and Trump told us it's not a war, so we're good.

[u/Common_Power4145]

This is acceptable

[u/livefastdie22]

I think it’s worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some corrupt pedophiles removed so that we can have the Strait of Hormuz open. That’s a prudent deal. It is rational.

[u/TARDISd]

Sure. Let's get on that.

[u/BicTwiddler]

Solid plan. Couldn’t be better. Best deal yet. Quite possibly the best deal ever. USA will agree as long as Iran accepts Tr0mp as a security deposit.

[u/No-Wonder1139]

Perfectly reasonable

[u/bunnybash]

Everyone wins. The art of the  deal. Let’s get this done ASAP

[u/Fillyerboot]

He should have been removed months ago.  He should never have been elected.  

[u/No-Effective-1996]

Sure great deal. But then the war accomplished what? No nuke deal, showed the world the US is a paper tiger, the US abandoned many of their bases in the middle east, world sentiment has turned against the US, the US is running low on weapons, the US debt problem is about to explode.

[u/Free-Routine7230]

Good. Remove Trump now. Open tomorrow 👍

[u/KangarooStill2392]

Yes, let's all set an example by bowing to another nation. I dont like the situation anymore than anyone else but showing weakness by bowing to youre adversary is not the way. If Iran were to get their wish every other fuckin country on the planet would play the same card.

We already know what would become of Iran if the United States really wanted to and any other nations that backed them, at the end of the day its still ran by terrorists and if the people of the US did that it would be a sign of weakness.

[u/AdhesivenessCivil581 → u/KangarooStill2392]

This entire world is a mess because Trump and Putin started forever wars. Let's just admit our president is a moron. We can pack up and go home. Setting the world of fire for fear of backing down is frankly a pathetic display of toxic masculinity.

[u/Lagoon2000]

Love it!

[u/helic_vet]

🤣

[u/ParkerGroove]

Absolutely!

[u/Necessary_Cow_3837]

Deal

[u/Vacation_Amazing]

Awesome deal ! Throw in his cabinet as well for free ...

[u/Waste-Menu-1910]

Do you believe Iran?

Realistically, Trump is gone in 2028 no matter what.

The problem I see with this logic is that his removal doesn't immediately end the hostilities.

In other words, I think Iran sees Trump's removal as either the man's to an end (but not the end itself) or a partial but incomplete victory.

This is in no way sticking up for Trump or the stupid war he started after explicitly promising not to. It's just saying that putting that toothpaste back in the tube isn't as easy as just getting rid of him.

[u/Biennial2]

Yes.

[u/Bay_de_Noc]

I'm in!

[u/Old_and_Snarky]

Works for me

[u/arrgy]

I remember an Iranian threat to hostages and a new president...

[u/okeysure69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hlfXIRjozpvTvYFfOt

[u/Neckdeepinpow]

Regime change I can get behind!

[u/nowstheworstoftimes]

Trump can’t be trusted. He will not negotiate in good faith.

[u/ForeverInTheSun82647]

The art of the deal

[u/Comprehensive-Log144]

Gosh. There may be 250
Million people cheering on Iran.

[u/ChemistAdventurous84]

Your proposal is acceptable.

[u/Tundra_Dragon]

Who else they want?

[u/antihuman420]

Yes we all agree. Great deal.

[u/GLG777]

Damn Iran shooting for the Nobel peace prize

[u/Adventurous_Try4058]

Iran echoing the thoughts of billions of people all over the world

[u/Fearless-Rip694]

No, not really. Iran has been funding terrorism for decades, and is generally a pain in the ass. One way or another, something drastic needs to be done about them.

[u/Mickey-777]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BtAcyUYt0jMD6

[u/Data_chunky]

Yesss! Let's take it to a public vote. And then we hog tie him, stuff an apple in his mouth and deliver him on a golden platter (he likes gold).

[u/am1shvom1t]

I think that's an acceptable trade for everyone in the US, Iran, and the rest of the World. With his approval rating, I'm guessing most Republicans would agree with this as well.

[u/LieDifferent957]

Win-Win.

[u/deetman68]

Yes please.