r/askanything • 🤔 • 22d ago

Political Question Should the lead singer of Nickleback be addressing the U.S. military?

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u/evilglowduckie 22d ago

Why are we insulting Nickelback or Chad in such a way? This chud deserves no respect.

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u/5hr0dingerscat 22d ago

It's like nobody even looked at this photograph!

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u/crumumbooty 22d ago

They should. They'd laugh every time

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u/Dis_ingenuous 22d ago

It reminds them about the redness of their eyes.

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u/RiverBear2 22d ago

And what the hell is that on Logan’s head!??

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u/Shot-Swimming-9098 22d ago

Let's stop the joke here and talk about what's on Logan's head. Seriously. What's on his head? What's he hiding?

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u/pigcommentor 22d ago

Working hard to hide the baldness!

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u/Prestigious_Code6605 21d ago

I mean, hey, I would hide my baldness too, but there are other ways

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

so that's a wig, right?

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u/jime26 22d ago

Maybe trump gave him one of his to try on, the way he gave Rubio the shoes that were too big for him.

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 21d ago

Isn’t it common knowledge at this point that Logan is going bald?

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u/delusion_magnet 21d ago

Well, he's obviously not hiding the MAGA thing

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u/garbageemail222 22d ago

This is how I remind you of sometime

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u/readtheinstructions5 22d ago

This is how you remind me

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u/JimboD84 22d ago

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u/QuieroTamales 22d ago

"Look at this pederast..."

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u/furferksake 21d ago

This is my happiest moment on the Internet today. Thank you. 

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u/HaraldRedbeard 20d ago

Worth the cup of water

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u/nstntmlk 22d ago

I can not believe our poor soldiers are being subjected to this chode.

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u/RiverBear2 22d ago

I can’t believe they are both breaking the Geneva Conventions and going against the Constitution, subjecting these people to cruel and unusual punishment, tantamount to torture. Disgraceful to put them through this.

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 22d ago

bombing a school?

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u/skittlebog 22d ago

According to another thread the soldiers feel the same way.

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u/PsychoticSnail33 22d ago

I mean I don't really like Chad's voice and find their music a bit boring but Logan Paul wishes he had as much talent as anyone from Nickelback...

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u/Key-Detail3226 22d ago

I thought he was there to help Pete with the personal testosterone tests.

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u/HappyBobbyBday 22d ago

I hate Nickleback, and I’m on your side

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u/jimababwe 21d ago

Seriously. Nickleback would be a step up.

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u/slappywagish 21d ago

I dunno dude. Id listen to a talk from Chad any day over this fuckin loser.

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u/TakeitBacktoEden 21d ago

Nickelback is fine

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u/Nice_Page_6493 22d ago

That looks like Logan Paul. Those Paul bros are Trump supporters and capitalists through and through. No amount of money is enough for them. I'm not sure they should be addressing anyone. They're very extreme.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

When reporters asked why they were there at the Pentagon, no one could give an answer 🤷

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u/No_Teaching_8828 22d ago

Because the Trump administration is a joke, full of completely unqualified and incompetent people, whose only requirement is either 1) be related to Trump, or 2) be willing to blindly serve his infantile whims.

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u/Major-Hooters 22d ago

They are catering to their uneducated racist religious base. That’s all and those chuckle heads love it

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 22d ago

its in the 2025 Nazi plan in full swing it's hard to believe all the mega folks all for it clearly apparent they have no clue of that history or I would like to think they would never allow it but here we are killing Americans on the streets killing camps with incinerators

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u/warblingContinues 21d ago

Voters wanted it that way, even if it seems crazy. I hope more people vote in November or it’ll get way worse.

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u/Hypocrispy 22d ago

They’re probably using them to manipulate the social media algorithms to influence young male voters. These guys are massive pieces of shit but they’re good at grifting.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

good point

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u/TickingTheMoments 22d ago

The only answer that is appropriate is somebody (Kegsbreath) thought, “ dude, it would be totally awesome if a guy who got his ass beat by a real professional spoke to our guys at the Pentagon.”

Aside from seeing the picture, I have no concept of how or why this happened.

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u/IExistForFun 22d ago

If hegseth invited them, I think I know the reason.

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u/BullfrogAdditional80 22d ago

Is the one on the right wearing a diaper?

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u/mishma2005 22d ago

Also, I thought NO BEARDS. Did they even get camera ready?

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u/agfitzp 22d ago

And no tie, no respect at all.

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u/ZentinelOne 21d ago

The californians have occupied the white house

https://giphy.com/gifs/17f01ZZY1gCeQ

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u/Shut_It_Donny 21d ago

Ewwwwhat are you doing here?

I think you should go home now, Logan! Get back on San Vicente. Take it to the 10, switch over to 405 North and let it dump you onto Mulholland — where you belong!

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u/xmrcache 22d ago

They are not capitalists they are just scammers…

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u/TheDiabeT1c 22d ago

Idiocracy should not be a documentary.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Can't say we weren't warned.

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u/DavidGno 22d ago

I'm pretty sure Idioocracy IS A DOCUMENTARY...

Now drink your Brawndo, it's got what plants crave - electrolytes.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

I think certain people saw that and thought this is real life and subconsciously made it a reality.

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u/Fancy_Morning9486 22d ago

Can I just have some water?

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u/Talreesha 22d ago

From a toilet?

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u/Much_Substance_6017 22d ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/Intentioned-Help-607 22d ago

Never made it as a wise man.

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u/B-Train_ATL 22d ago

I had forgotten about that song, and this is how you remind me.

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u/Intentioned-Help-607 22d ago

Guess you were tired of living like a blind man.

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u/T1gerAc3 22d ago

But I did as a rich man griftin'

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u/Lord_Dingus83 22d ago

Magas and non voters are responsible for this timeline of insanity

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u/Individual_Skill9359 22d ago

I voted for Harris. My Dad did too.

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u/Lord_Dingus83 22d ago

My dad voted Trump and I won’t speak to him anymore

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u/Individual_Skill9359 21d ago

My sister harps on how great Trump is. I don't talk to her either.

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u/Pfizermyocarditis 22d ago

Good for you and your dad.

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u/Jobe5973 22d ago

I still maintain that musk had something to do with Trump's win, and it wasn't on the campaign trail...

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u/TacoBender920 22d ago

Electoral college is the real enemy here

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u/flismflasm 22d ago

Democratic leadership looks at this chart and is like "hmm, i see 89 million non voters, but how can we appeal to Trump voters?"

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u/Lord_Dingus83 22d ago

Progressives just love being ruled by republicans

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u/RecognitionHonest320 22d ago

I would have voted if I wasn’t a felon

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u/doodsonious 22d ago

There has been a lot of conjecture that those non-voters aren't as liberal as people think they are, and in 2024 especially, they probably swing to Trump. Don't like it, but it is what it is.

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u/Consistent-Height-79 22d ago

Many would be super low-information voters, so that’s probably correct.

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u/Whitw816 22d ago

Anyone who didn’t vote and has the nerve to complain pisses me off so much. MAGA is fantastic at getting their sheep to vote. You know there were a ton of potential Harris voters that didn’t vote

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u/AntFast2671 22d ago

I could have voted 900,000 times for Harris in my state and she still would have lost.

The Electoral College depresses total vote counts.

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u/Snoo-26091 22d ago

That is Logan Paul, not Chad Kroeger. Chad hasn't done anything like what you are suggesting.

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u/drask1987 22d ago

Don’t dog Chad with this dude 😝

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u/Iwonatoasteroven 22d ago

He’s as qualified as Hegseth.

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u/BigBrainBrad- 22d ago

Wtf are we doing.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

I don't know anymore. We need help. Or need to do something

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u/jeffster1970 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SslOM6oiSkIYBqVcMJ

Hope you people appreciate the wonderful gift that we, Canadians, gave to the US. You can include Drake and Justin Bieber in there.

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u/Soggy-Sandwiches 22d ago

You also gave us Ted Cruz and Kevin O'Leary. I want my refund paid in maple butter bread.

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u/ChinaCatProphet 22d ago

No, this is the lead singer of Ticklesack.

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u/Aggressive-Ring489 22d ago

Such an embarrassment

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u/RandomGirlOnlin3 22d ago

Kinda confused is that Logan paul?

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u/JDmead_32 22d ago

Isn’t he Canadian?

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u/DrSussBurner 22d ago

Don’t put that crap on Canada. They don’t deserve it.

He’s from Ohio.

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u/FeelingGate8 22d ago

Chad Kroeger is, the asshat in the pic is all yours.

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u/Carmen_notSandiego 22d ago

Logan is from Ohio i used to watch him and Jake all the time you might be thinking of thaf Macdonald guy or something

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u/Ok_Unit8339 22d ago

How far back do you think his hairline is under all of that?

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u/Akkerlun 🤔 22d ago

He’s doing the testosterone testing?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Is this how they do it? To see how hard the troops get?

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u/DeliciousEconAviator 22d ago

Is this the Pentagon prayer group?

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u/Sea_Low879 22d ago

That doesn’t look anything like the lead singer from nickel back.
https://giphy.com/gifs/SslOM6oiSkIYBqVcMJ

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u/Responsible_Rule8829 22d ago

Hey hey hey, don't be doing Chad wrong like that. I'm Canadian and have done my fair share of Nickelback bashing, but this isn't fair for ANY good Canadian lad. 

Not fucking cool.....

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Rest assured my friend upstairs, we are all Nickleback fans here.

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u/GermanShephrdMom 22d ago

That isn’t the lead singer of Nickelback

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u/Aromatic-Bedroom-274 22d ago

He never made it as a wise man.

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u/Positive-Conspiracy 21d ago

That's not Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. That's Ric Flair from the WWE.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 21d ago

haha thanks. I really hope people don't think this is Chad. It was just a joke.

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u/YogurtClosetThinnest 22d ago

bruh. What is this lmao

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u/Prestigious_Code6605 22d ago

What did he say?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Look at this photograph

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u/RealBettyWhite69 22d ago

I tried but every time I do it makes me laugh

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u/Antifa-AF 22d ago

Hegseth is looking rough. Look at that warrior ethos!

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u/Significant-Judge368 22d ago

Look at that photograph

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

"and what the hell is on Joey's head?"

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u/Small_Front_3048 22d ago

Probly knows how to bomb

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u/Custom_Destination 22d ago

Is that the dude who talks to metal objects because he thinks those are alive?

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u/Infinite-Penalty-736 22d ago

Why not, he is probably 1000 times smarter than kegbreathe

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u/Last-Net2970 22d ago

He’s gross and needs to stop showing up in my news feed >:(

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 22d ago

The level of disrespect allowing a dude with this haircut to address the military…

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 22d ago

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

The face of a warrior

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u/Throwaway5432154322 22d ago

Fuck it, why not

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u/ignorantignorantig 22d ago

Hard to believe this is real. What has happened to the US military? I know the answer, but it is amazing how fast it can happen when competent leadership abdicates and is left with a sideshow.

Sideshows bring sideshows, such a shame.

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u/Material_Total_9828 22d ago

Why not..hegseth does.

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u/theoutlawotaku 22d ago

Comparing Chad to this POS is insulting

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u/drdstrkto 22d ago

This is an insult to Chad Kroger

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u/JayDubEwe 22d ago

The US is a joke. Not a funny joke.

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u/Timbosconsin 22d ago

He continues to look more and more like Jimmy Savile lol

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u/Hogonthestorm 22d ago

I see a lot of photograph comments. “Burn it to the ground” seems a little more fitting if you ask me

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u/Strange_Play1022 22d ago

I'd much rather that than this tool!

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u/Takenmyusernamewas 22d ago

They say if you play a Nickelback song backwards ypu can hear the devil speak, but it gets worse, if you play it forward you can hear Nickelback songs

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u/floridamansfriend 22d ago

Jake Paul had his jaw broken in two places and some teeth removed and others loosened in a fight. Whiskey Pete should have had their testosterone levels tested before trotting them out in from of real warriors

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u/Reasonable-View5868 22d ago

Is anyone else wondering if Pete Hegseth is actually gay in the closet?

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u/LakerBeer 22d ago

Is that who this fucking goof is. Shit stain of a band.

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u/Glass_Ad_7129 22d ago

"Look at this photograph," - * holds up picture of military intelligence *

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u/SummonBahamutZero 22d ago

He looks like a 70s/80s movie bully

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u/Major-Hooters 22d ago

They are catering to their uneducated racist religious base. That’s all and those chuckle heads love it

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

definitely getting the gop onto the eyeballs of the younger demographics

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u/MyLittlePiranha 22d ago

Might as well. He's a qualified as anyone else on Trump's staff.

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u/Alert_Front_9948 22d ago

He's at least as qualified as Hegseth - probably more qualified.

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u/Charming_Airline7419 22d ago

Jokes aside, is that Logan Paul? That is even more absurd.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Yeah. But it might as well be anyone I guess at this point.

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u/aaronwalakay666 22d ago

“Never made it as a color blind man”

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u/BBWDLLUVER 22d ago

A real band. Not!!!!

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u/NutritionWanderlust 22d ago

Sponsored by Brawndo

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u/Impossible_Ad_9199 22d ago

Who is she?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Laura Paul

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u/No-Cucumber-8097 22d ago

Recruiting numbers are way down. Gotta try something

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u/Norwester77 22d ago

No. A FOX News talking head also shouldn’t be leading them, and a reality TV personality and widely known con man shouldn’t be their commander-in-chief—yet here we are.

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u/Michael-Broadway 22d ago

I’d much rather have the lead singer of Nickelback over this clown

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

me too :(. at least he can sing for us

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u/safety_frog 22d ago

That would be preferable yes

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u/rudimentary_rudy 22d ago

Look at this pedophile, haven't seen him in a while...

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u/mw5842 22d ago

Normally I get the hate. However WWE stars have been speaking to troops for forever. The only difference is we don’t have an “active war” with boots on the ground for them to travel too.

Also, I get many people don’t like the Paul’s. I don’t either. However I’m sure most 18 year olds into wrestling do.

We have to keep in mind just because we don’t like something doesn’t mean everyone else has to agree.

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u/gentlegreengiant 22d ago

With the way this timeline is going, im not ruling out the Paul brothers 2032 being a thing.

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u/dingatremel 22d ago

Imagine being military brass right now.

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u/imjustdoingmybesttry 22d ago

Dude has a beard. How does Hogsbreath allow this abomination?

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u/newfarmer 22d ago

Because this administration’s governing ethos is professional wrestling.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Hmm, that is a rather valid point.

And for some fuck ass reason, a wealthy WWE business woman is now the Secretary of Education?

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u/SteelersFanXX 22d ago

This idiot shouldn’t be trusted to be a Walmart greeter, let alone address our military.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 🤔 22d ago

Agreed, (Paul) should not. But I think it would be pretty badass if Nickleback just showed up and started rocking out.

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u/Volf321 22d ago

I know its been Done to death but we really live in Idiocracy.

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u/CreamPuzzleheaded300 22d ago

Looks like the dude from point break

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u/_lippykid 22d ago

As a Brit, this “styling” is… troubling

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u/RayesArmstrong 21d ago

Don’t insult Chad Kroeger like that

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u/glacier1982 21d ago

"Look at this Pentagon, something about it feels wrong, what's with all the turmoil? And what's up with the cost of oil?"

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u/CookieWifeCookieKids 21d ago

Personally I still want to hear what Ja has to say.

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u/Fubar236 21d ago

The Hegseth homoerotic takeover of the military is nearing completion.

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u/Plastic-Fox-333 21d ago edited 21d ago

The current US administration are so out of touch that they think these two goons (verb not adjective) are popular and people like them

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u/InflationOne5167 21d ago edited 21d ago

When I saw this yesterday I thought it was AI.

As a soldier in the audience I would feel disrespected and not taken seriously. I would feel betrayed and will decide to leave out of pure shame.

As an observer from Europe I feel a knot in my stomach. The whole context is horrific. It feels dystopian what happens in the USA. There should be some decorum in and around governmental symbols, because it is an absolute honour to serve people: to be chosen to govern, to have received authority out of the peoples' trust.

Everything around Trump is so deceitful, tacky and low-culture. I wonder when the first Monster Truck Festival will start in the rose garden. It is all an analogy for the Trump/tech facism-attitude towards humanity. One big middle finger.

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u/cleanbear 21d ago

When no one tells you no. You end up with a stupid haircut. EVERY TIME.

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u/Phenomenon101 21d ago

seriously these generals have no balls. no fucking balls.

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u/binaryinfections 21d ago

its fine, I hear they have the paw patrol addressing the navy next week and idk if its true, but I hear a holographic hulk hogan will address the airforce

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u/bowtiesrcool86 21d ago

That’s an insult to Nickelback

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u/Misterarthuragain 21d ago

Oh, sure, we have an alcoholic secretary of Defence, so why not?

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u/EfficientRelation574 21d ago

Didn’t this guy get his butt kicked?

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u/DinkyDiOF 19d ago

Did he actually do this? I keep seeing it and I’m not sure what to believe anymore!

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u/Odd-Macaroon-9528 19d ago

That’s Kurt Cobain you schmock

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u/CruisingForDownVotes 19d ago

Chad has more integrity than these chuds

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u/Ok_Maybe_2370 18d ago

Do not insult Chad Kroeger with this nonsense.

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u/Particular-Line- 22d ago

All I gotta say is, this woman has never said anything worth listening to

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u/MeeoMeeo 22d ago

Hegseth has a crush on him

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u/Grimmhoof 22d ago

The only reason I would go see them if I was deployed, 1. If I was ordered to, 2. booze was involved.

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u/Several_Round5635 22d ago

He looks like he has fleas.

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u/rocknroll2013 22d ago

Is this real?

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u/Honest_Ad_3760 22d ago

“How the hell did we wind up like this”

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u/3spanishwords 22d ago

He knows a thing or two about waging endless wars. He's been doing it to the human ear for 20 years

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u/picknicksje85 22d ago

Would be better if it was the singer from Nickelback. This is so embarrassing. Plus it would be funnier since Nickelback is a Canadian band.

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u/MaximusAnemos 22d ago

Hes more qualified than hesgeth

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u/Glidepath22 22d ago

It’s so fucking stupid