r/Unclejokes • u/Temporary_Surround30 • 25d ago

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I've never had a dick jellied down my throat.

113 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/phaedrusTHEghost 25d ago

I've always delivered, "I can't jelly my dick in your ass".

Still up voted for not placing in dadjokes.

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u/Im_That_Asshole 24d ago

Still up voted for not placing in dadjokes.

The moderators of dadjokes allowing NSFW jokes in the subreddit because "Dad's can have adult children that they tell jokes to" has to be one of the most brain dead takes that I've ever seen on reddit. I actually unsubbed from it when I learned that /r/cleandadjokes was a thing.

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u/phaedrusTHEghost 24d ago

The only acceptable NSFW "dad" joke is priming for a dirty uncle joke, but the punchline pivots to a clever, groan-worthy dad pun. It exposes the viewer's own dirty mind while keeping the joke itself completely spotless. Rinse and repeat.

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u/1Dirtymudder 24d ago

What’s the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your wife can’t take a joke.

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u/Visual_Peace2165 23d ago

Your wife proved you wrong last night🤣

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u/russellvt 25d ago

Old #374

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u/Temporary_Surround30 13d ago

Is still my favorite.

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u/Upstairs_Breath9063 9d ago

You just need a nicer uncle

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u/TitusKingFPS 23d ago

No such thing as a jamfish