r/UberEATS • • Apr 30 '26

UK My GF’s delivery driver said she had “Nice legs” and was being creepy to her, this is what his uber profile said:

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Tell me this isn’t creepy, we are currently trying to report this to uber.

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u/asamitakalover33 Apr 30 '26

why is he using uber eats like a dating app? 😭

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u/Crumbly_Bumbly Apr 30 '26

“Order for Jenny, burger with a side of sexual harassment”

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u/FemaleHysteria1983 Apr 30 '26

Is that Jenny with a y or Jenni with an i…

Could be very different results if dude is sexualizing every chick he delivers to…

I strive to be Jenni when he’s looking for Jenny…make him rue the day he came for any women with a Jennifer adjacent name

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u/belltrina Apr 30 '26

Username checks out beautifully

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u/FemaleHysteria1983 Apr 30 '26

You’re not going to believe me when I tell you that was one of the options that Reddit populated… I added the numbers as their significant to me, but yes, I realize the perfectly played punny irony of it and thank you for noticing…

Sucks they can’t just send me for a lobotomy…me and Rosemary Kennedy, sisters from different misters

Keep taking up space!

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u/belltrina May 01 '26

They can take part of our brain, but they will never take our whimsy

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u/CmonChelsea1221 May 02 '26

🫂🫂🫂 sames

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u/Justdan73 May 02 '26

Man, a Redditor that is sane and reasonable? Gets that a joke, even one slightly at their expense is still a joke? Kudos! I mean, I had to sit down after reading your response. No snarky insults. No who hurt you deflection. Wow! Just wow! What is the internet coming to? ;)

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u/Significant-Dish-584 May 03 '26

Holy shit you’re a pro Reddit user with that response “heh a friendly internet user I see your apple and raise you and orange my friend! Oh! But what’s this? A comedic response even if the humor bites your toe if I do say so myself you are one fine Redditor good sir!” Head ass

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u/OriLavelle May 01 '26

By Will's beard! You have used the forbidden word!!! I recently told my sisterr-in-law that she will rue the day she came into the library after hours and held everyone up and now my brother's inner 1800d, train villain spirit, thinks that means we have a serious issue and need to fight lol.

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u/CmonChelsea1221 May 02 '26

Hahahahahah! This is so choice

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u/DizzyIzzy_2090 May 01 '26

You can call her, 867-5309

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u/BeefSupremeTA Apr 30 '26

Disturbing when you think about it. Knows women’s location, favourite food and items. Likely follows them to a near by public area and uses the info to strike up a conversation.

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u/FemaleHysteria1983 Apr 30 '26

Considering some of the dudes that have been commenting on this post, please try not to give them a start to finish blueprint…but you’re not wrong

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u/BeefSupremeTA Apr 30 '26

I'd rather it be a warning for any viewers of the thread than say nothing.

The unfortunate truth is that predators flock to anything that enables them and the rise of rideshare and delivery apps has given nefarious users previously unimaginable tools to ply their evil.

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u/FemaleHysteria1983 Apr 30 '26

Sorry that was more of a joke, but I just reread it and though my speech to text while I was creating, it had a very animated voice that doesn’t always project so you’re fine. I was just verifying that everybody else sees the cringe “justifying” of SA going on in some of these comments.

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u/pile1983 Apr 30 '26

what items? like soap and frying pan? or raincoat?

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u/RGBlowMe Apr 30 '26

I'm willing to bet UE does nothing about it. The representative over in India probably doesn't grasp what's wrong with this situation, nor cares amid the dozen other complaints he's looking for reasons to politely blow off at that moment.

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u/skaapjagter Apr 30 '26

"knows English and Unhappy customer language" 😒

Report this pos.

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u/TommyTwoZookas UE Driver & Customer Apr 30 '26

I like the unhappy customer language, as long as it’s not attached to this creepy ass shit.

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u/XenosyneA Apr 30 '26

Facts. If he wasn't delivering food just to get a peek at female customer, it's funny. Saying he's literally delivering food to peep on women isn't funny at all.

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u/TommyTwoZookas UE Driver & Customer Apr 30 '26

Literally, mine just says “I like money” and I feel like I get way more interactions off of that than if I had something like “vageen and bobs pls”

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u/XenosyneA Apr 30 '26

Send bobs, lol. Haven't heard that in forever. I do Doordash, so I get it. I'd give a larger tip for a funny profile. But this? Down right perverted. I'd genuinely fear my safety.

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u/TommyTwoZookas UE Driver & Customer Apr 30 '26

I would not let my girl open the door to this man

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u/XenosyneA Apr 30 '26

I would call support and ask for a different driver as soon as I saw this. I don't want this man knowing where I live..

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u/International-Shoe40 May 01 '26

Shit I always just answer the door if my girl orders something, never know who the hell is delivering your food. People be weird

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u/bonitapequena May 04 '26

Like no I’d be opening my doors after that with a knife in my hand idec at this point that’s fucking creepy 😭

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u/Kekafuch Apr 30 '26

They let you write that but they censored me writing down the name of restaurant recommendations! WTF

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u/faggybaby Apr 30 '26

They want to push their sponsors and not what's actually good

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u/RobinBaby_69 Apr 30 '26

food sponsors aka ghost kitchens ! (saw one that’s a “starbucks”)

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u/MarzipanMajor6175 Apr 30 '26

This dude is a SA waiting to happen. Like fuck, or even worse. Report him right tf away.

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u/Different-Mind5014 Apr 30 '26

Yh I have them regularly harass me too, especially when I do a pick up an gotta wait. Lots of creeps.

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u/Samyais2_alias Apr 30 '26

Helll nahhh yeah report him. Who the hell says this. Also I hope the driver loses his job

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 Apr 30 '26

That’s just class A creepy. I didn’t even know there was a profile area to fill out.

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u/LeiaOregonia Apr 30 '26

The favorite food is sending me.  

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u/dragonmistress8 Apr 30 '26

No cheese alcohol or coffee - deal breaker 🚩

He had me going until I read that! /s

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u/spockers Car Apr 30 '26

Dude’s obviously never tried a cup of coffee with a shot of vodka and a teaspoon of Velveeta — which to be fair I know is not cheese.

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u/dragonmistress8 Apr 30 '26

At first I was like coffee with vodka?! Ew and then you added Velveeta and I was sold. Sounds delicious.

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u/lemonsofliberty Apr 30 '26

Drivers will complain about the ability to remove tips then do shit like this

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u/Same-Goose7602 Apr 30 '26

It is very creepy and needs to be reported like yesterday.

Also, block and unpair the account for future orders. Keep evidence.

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u/Savagesweetpotato Apr 30 '26

His goal on uber is to find the perfect female customer, to be with? Wtf 😭

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u/XShattered_MindxX May 03 '26

"female" somehow makes it even worse

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u/pinkkkthrowaway Apr 30 '26

I genuinely don’t understand how this was even allowed omg.. this is insane and so fucking weird

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u/comrade_thotsky Apr 30 '26

Holy shit, flat out admitting he’s trying to meet girls via his customers is actually insane

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u/Medium_Lead_1618 Apr 30 '26

When the fuck did UberEats become a dating site?!?

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u/DizzyIzzy_2090 May 01 '26

New platform:OKUber

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u/DeliveryByte Apr 30 '26

I'm surprised Uber didn't reject this sort of profile. Defenitely report and also ask Uber to block him for you so you won't be connected to him anymore.

But likely he will be suspended from the marketplace anyway, as it's a clear violation of 'Uber's Community Guidelines'.

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u/Potential_Minute1496 Apr 30 '26

Thats extremely creepy though

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u/Admirable-Apricot137 Apr 30 '26

Gross. Why are these dudes so desperate? Do they not realize how repulsive it is?

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u/Barbie_72619 May 03 '26

Nope. Or they do and don’t care.

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u/Wet_Peach_tree Apr 30 '26

That’s fucking disgusting

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u/Longjumping-Clue7341 Apr 30 '26

favorite foods are not surprising

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u/meow_hooman Apr 30 '26

Send bob and vagene please ma'am. Saar how did u know I am from India saar?

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u/idk7fgh Apr 30 '26

He almost stole your chick that was a close one

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u/Diego_Colaso99 Apr 30 '26

Straight up creeper mode 😂

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u/wilsano69 May 03 '26

Got removed for saying I’d answer my door armed 😂😂😂

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u/Legitimate_Archer988 Apr 30 '26

That’s exactly what I would expect from someone looking for a date on the uber app

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u/TheBlueShuriken Apr 30 '26

Bro somehow has like 1500+ separate customer awards wtf

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u/Still-Task-5137 Apr 30 '26

So many customer compliments. I wonder if he has 100 percent satisfaction rate and satisfied everyone.

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u/Lisaemarie Apr 30 '26

Tell uber and look up the lawsuit they have

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u/Subject-Fly-5218 Apr 30 '26

Lock him up omg!

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u/AngelLK16 Apr 30 '26

It's crazy what some men/people think is acceptable! 😲

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u/CenturianTale Apr 30 '26

He's prolly using uber eats as a dating app cuz he got banned from all the actual dating apps

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u/SorryVoice4692 Apr 30 '26

Nexttime tell them to leave it at the door it's the most safest way.

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u/belltrina Apr 30 '26

How the hell was that not reported already? If I saw that on any driver bio I would absolutely be reporting immediately to try and keep other future people safe.

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u/Delicious-Mind-7145 Apr 30 '26

That is weird and creepy

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u/SentinelMerchant Apr 30 '26

the fact he’s even allowed to put that is wild

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u/MostKnownZayyy Apr 30 '26

There are so many weird men doing DoorDash/UberEats it’s actually insane. People like this need to be banned from the app.

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u/SailImpressive2409 Apr 30 '26

And they just allow this sort of shit ????? 😂

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u/TheSowelu Apr 30 '26

Not all men but definitely that guy

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u/ParkingOpposite2137 Apr 30 '26

You uber eats for money not to pick up potential dates

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u/Strange_Leg70 May 01 '26

Stop being insecure!! 😂

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u/Far_Tumbleweed7550 Apr 30 '26

Unhappy customer language 😅😅😅

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u/Still-Task-5137 Apr 30 '26

Has alot of compliments. What was his satisfaction rate?

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u/Teachezofpeachez69 Apr 30 '26

This is giving ex machina vibes but Uber Eats version

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u/SorryVoice4692 Apr 30 '26

Where can I learn unhappy English?

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u/GetTheBag90 Apr 30 '26

LMAOOOOO wildin

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u/vectorizingdatamosh Apr 30 '26

ah yes! a high value man aka a delivery driver.

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u/NovemberRain_ Apr 30 '26

do not REDEEM

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u/Fuzzy_Air219 Apr 30 '26

Good Lawd thats one way to tell the world you're a desperate loser 🤣

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u/ReinBoChicken Apr 30 '26

Thought the point of delivering food was to not see the customers lol just me?

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u/PickOptimal Apr 30 '26

YO what the F**K???!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/FullComparison9089 Apr 30 '26

Nothing is creepier than having an Uber delivery driver or just an Uber driver in general hit on you

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u/ljesson May 01 '26

brother WHAT

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u/November-Code May 01 '26

That’s concerning 😬 what a creepy creep

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u/bicboi519 May 01 '26

Its ok Gen Z. Calm down. But just to make sure…did you go to the hospital or call the police? Just want to make sure we freaked out entirely.

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u/OkDescription6662 May 01 '26

I’ve never done or had UE delivered, are you able to see the profile and bio before the food is delivered? Cus this most definitely would be something I look at now when I order something. That’s hella creepy smh

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u/No-Seesaw6493 May 01 '26

dude is a straight predator i would be scared getting into his car if i was a female ong these mfs crazy asf🤣

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u/nopsychme May 01 '26

i mean i dont think anything illegal is going on here. if ur gf doesnt want to reciprocate end of story. its not like he kept saying comments once your gf left. what exactly do u mean by creepy.explain. saying nice legs is a common compliment. why cant a uber delivery guy say it if a normal person can.

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u/EmotionalLeave779 May 01 '26

This is especially creepy because now he knows where she (and others He is hoping to date) lives. Report the shit out of him.

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u/whats-your-emergency May 01 '26

I worked at Uber corporate and investigated sexual harassment just like this. Please report this. 

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u/Disastrous_Age2956 May 01 '26

Uber allowed him to have something like this on their profile? And, has no one reported him before?

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u/dourhour__ May 01 '26

wtaf, he needs to be reported. f%ckin predatory skeez!

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u/Kikkijay__ May 02 '26

Meh at least he’s honest , and now you know you can show some leg instead of tipping

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u/Chaotic_Nerd97 May 02 '26

That’s wild. Reminds me of the time that a door dasher tried to hit on me on message

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u/KoopstaKniccafan May 02 '26

Donald trump put this nigga away 😭😭🤣

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u/Tayality May 02 '26

Take his ass to town brother. This is very unprofessional and he deserves to get fired. Just imagine what he is like outside of work. Hope he’s the type to take rejection well if you catch my drift.

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u/CBAnarchy28 May 02 '26

Knew an old ass Greek that should've been fired where I used to work. That place sold couple years ago but that'd be something I'm not suprised about. Dude shouldve been sued for some stuff honestly. Anyways was his name George? Lol. old like 60 or 70 old lookin

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u/Wafer_Stock May 02 '26

Knows English and unhappy customer language🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Waxflower8 May 02 '26

He’ll do anything but meet people naturally in public.

Anyway, he seems like the type of delivery guy that gets their customer’s orders wrong. Like why is it always a man

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u/wolfpacker27 May 02 '26

Bold move.

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u/vibunii May 02 '26

wtf ? 😭 why was this even allowed as a response

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u/mpatino94 May 02 '26

This is why I always have my husband get the orders for me when it’s under my name. You should report him cause no one deserves this awkwardness when all you want is your damn food delivered lol

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u/Successful-Gur-2505 May 02 '26

Cant believe he doesnt drink alcohol

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u/midoriya_sama May 02 '26

Dang hell know where you live or work already how safe

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u/Honey_on_Ri May 02 '26

Yeah I bet he’s VERY familiar with « unhappy customer language »

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u/D_M_A30 May 02 '26

Report him to Uber eats now.

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u/MembershipLimp3861 May 02 '26

Congratulations, your lady has nice legs. Looks aren’t everything, but luckily you are with her

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u/rapid_thunder May 02 '26

Cringe ngl. Buddy sounds corny asf.

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u/Nada-Lada May 02 '26

Noooooooooooooo. Thank you for reporting. Women need to be kept safe from this guy.

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u/LunaBug01 May 02 '26

That is disgusting, he needs to be stopped. It’s so dangerous he knows where his female customer’s live or stay.

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u/Internal_Control_618 May 02 '26

Thats fucking weird, how the hell does Uber allow that shit. Its giving Uber eats n' sex

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u/ReasonablePut5375 May 02 '26

That is not only creepy but also unprofessional. As a woman, it that happened to me, I would tell that driver off but I'd also report him. I guarantee doordash won't find his behavior acceptable. He is acting like a predator and women aren't safe around a creep like him.

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u/Mindless-Bluejay-751 May 02 '26

What the fuck is “cheese alcohol” 0_0

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u/Total_Caramel8675 May 02 '26

They won't let me doordash for beating up one lil cop

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u/Express-Elevator-143 May 02 '26

Uber has actually made a statement essentially saying they dgaf about women’s safety nor do they plan to make adjustments

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u/Fit-Psychology6301 May 02 '26

Omg, this is both ridiculous and horrifying.

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u/Usual-Plantain-1991 May 02 '26

Why are people treating everything like a dating app these days?!

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u/Emergency_Meringue_7 May 02 '26

i remember one of my passengers telling me one of his friends would try that but with passenger trips

this is one of the few (valid) reasons ppl want to replace us with bots

im sorry that happened that's so weird

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u/CmonChelsea1221 May 02 '26

This can’t be real…like can’t… if it is, how could they ever allow this profile to say this and let him drive for you?

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u/OkLocation3799 May 02 '26

Report him! That is so disgusting and highly unprofessional!!! Gross!!!!

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u/peptiresearcher81 May 02 '26

Holy moly that is actual insanity... he heard Dr K say that some rare people manage to find their spouse through an uber ride and he took that shit to heart 😂

That is genuinely creepy. Very unprofessional. And absolutely a contract violation. Deactivate this weirdo...

I dont think its exactly the worst thing ever for an uber driver to hope they get extremely lucky and find a partner through uber driving, but to be doing the job with that as the primary goal is actually batshit. Also not gonna happen. Also if hes this weird and delusional it definitely super duper ain't gonna happen.

Not to mention making inappropriate comments to customers about their legs being attractive.... that is so creepy and nasty holy hell man.

I truly hope you get him fired. He should not be given any valid reason to go to strangers houses or have random women in a situation where they are forced to interact with him. This is a very weird and deluded person at the very damn least.

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u/Justdan73 May 02 '26

Just creepy.

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u/Justdan73 May 02 '26

Maybe I missed it buried in the comments. But, the community is dying to know. Does she indeed have nice legs? Or is that possibly something he says to all female drivers that isn't overly sexual, but is right on the border of being so? Ha

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u/Worth-Park-1612 May 02 '26

This is amazing in the worst way.

But for real, report him. He doesn't need to know where women live.

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u/Binnysclimmy May 02 '26

LMAOOO uber as a dating app??? how low can one get… i’ll literally download the app js to report that weirdo lol

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u/vanellope681 May 03 '26

People will use anything for dating these days istg

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u/slothbun May 03 '26

Tbh kinda here for it but also wtf

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u/Critical_Swimming517 May 03 '26

Why the fuck does Uber eats let you set up a fuckin profile?

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u/Time-Acanthisitta-12 May 03 '26

Go all in. This should not be allowed. I am on your side.

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u/Shot_Future_6213 May 03 '26

Eww that’s so weird what the heck, definitely report that

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u/Barbie_72619 May 03 '26

I use Grubhub 99% of the time but this foolishness is exaaaactly the kind of reason why I do contactless delivery.

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u/kocabb May 03 '26

so he knows our addresses…. not creepy at all totally …

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u/Gaylactic_Unicorn May 03 '26

Report the fuck out of him

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u/Signal_Ad_6913 May 03 '26

how does this not get flagged or something. thank you for reporting it, sorry your girlfriend had to deal with that freak.

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u/Ok-Cantaloupe4350 May 03 '26

In the rooms (of AA), this is what is called a “thirteenth stepper”. Here, this is what I’d call a thirteenth reason.

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u/Arugula_Tiny May 03 '26

I'm not going to tell you that isn't creepy because it really, really is. Ewww.

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u/Forsaken-Historian-1 May 03 '26

I had a delivery driver from Uber buy me alcohol when I only ordered one bottle of wine and some cigarettes he came with wine and a 12 pack of Carling and I never drank them I ended up giving them away the driver still stalked me and tried to message me a few times through the Driver to customer messaging part and even shared his personal number even days after the fact he kept staying outside my house in his car waiting for me to come outside it’s disgusting and creepy mind you I live alone with my two children so this was horrible and I told uber and shown them the screenshots and they did nothing about it.

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u/0verall_Garbage May 03 '26

This is why I have a male name and ask for no contact delivery

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u/Iegits May 03 '26

He's definitely an indian

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u/b00j May 03 '26

There’s a future headline for this type of person

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u/Exciting_Place2701 May 03 '26

Now delivering disappointment in your area.

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u/NoPlum1275 May 03 '26

Why didn’t you post his name or anything?

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u/Snoo_79931 May 03 '26

A bio like this should get your account immediately deleted what the hell

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u/WanderingMinds84 May 03 '26

Lmao 😂 wtf ....

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u/Ok-Statement9213 May 03 '26

Desperate af guy to be using UberEats as a dating app. This might be unknown game and he js a pioneer ahead of his time

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u/International-Act641 May 03 '26

This is why people choose the bear. And choose leave at door instead of meeting their delivery driver.

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u/TheLongG4me May 03 '26

That’s a compliment mate

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u/WestTry2437 May 03 '26

Creepy. Is he a foreigner? Indian?

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u/theroadbetween May 03 '26

I didn't know uber eats was a dating app now

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u/Nikluv211 May 04 '26

😭😭😭😭😭 welll his profile says it all..

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u/gordonramsaysgrandpa May 04 '26

"Future partner in my eyes" sounds like something a murderer would say.

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u/blah_blah_bitch May 04 '26

Omg that is insanely creepy! This is why I will never order without telling them to leave the food at the door.... I'm too paranoid of stuff like this

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u/jaydesfun May 04 '26

I would post this in a local group of your area so warn people so if they get him they can report too