r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Help needed

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u/SourceCodeAvailable 1d ago

I don't understand why people don't shower both before going out and after getting back home

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u/LukeD1992 1d ago

I personally don't see the point in showering in the morning when I showered just before going to bed. It's like wiping before shitting

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u/FlamingoTrick1285 1d ago

Because you smell like shit after sleeping for 8hours

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u/LukeD1992 1d ago

Depends on where you sleep. My bed and sheets are always clean

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u/FlamingoTrick1285 1d ago

I always sweat in my sleep, so not showering is no option in the morning.

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u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 1d ago

In other words YOU smell like shit after sleeping for eight hours. Not everybody sweats excessively when they sleep.

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u/stebbeh 1d ago

You know how old people’s home smells like old people, but they don’t notice that smell? That’s you after sleeping 8 hours

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u/Mushroom_Boogaloo 20h ago

No, it isn’t, because I don’t sweat like a pig for no reason. I’ve asked people who would have no problem telling me if it was true.

Maybe you have an underlying medical reason you should get checked out. As it stands, kindly fuck off with your weird idea that everyone stinks like you do.

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u/faajzor 1d ago

8 hours have already passed by the time you wake up. By the time it’s noon, probably 12-14 hours. You can smell.

showering twice a day is the way to go

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u/karmaniaka 1d ago

It's something you do when it's been a hot night and you don't have an AC, for reasons you can probably imagine.

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u/Fabulous-Leg824 1d ago

Maybe showering in the morning when you already showered before bed the night before is more like wiping even though it’s a clean wipe. You still wipe, even if it’s a clean wipe. You gotta wipe that first time…