r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 2d ago

Chugging tea Bro is speaking in code

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u/confused_being02 2d ago

Man must be terrified every morning then

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u/ViciousCDXX 2d ago

Nah he likes fucking lizards in human suits

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u/IllustriousAnt485 2d ago

When he sold his soul to the illuminati he sacrificed his real wife and they gave him a reptilian handler as a replacement.

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u/Available_Pirate2298 2d ago

Nah foreal though because she was actually really cute back in the day. I don't even know how it could be the same person. Looks like a advanced mask or its somone completely different 🤔

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u/BipedalHorseArt 2d ago

I know folx that fuck humans in lizard suits.

I mean, what kind of humans like to dress up like animals? Weirdos

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u/Just_Flower854 2d ago

Nice one tough guy, I'd like to see the lizards you've been fucking if you're gonna go and shit all over his reptar

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 2d ago

He probably looks like the McDonald's CEO taking a bit of a burger when he goes down on her.

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u/TheSlothyy 1d ago

Lizzards are cold blooded and usually regulate their body heat from their surroundings. Does this mean he enjoys that lizzussy room temp?