r/SipsTea • • 13d ago

Feels good man Hey there, is that Delilah?

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u/Burner-QWERTY 13d ago

Women just don't appreciate stalkers these days.

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u/Chudpaladin 13d ago

Back in my grandpas day, you just stalk women enough until they give up and marry you

Thankfully now I just stalk Reddit

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u/Anothergasman 13d ago

I learned from Cary grant movies that if she says no, just grab her and kiss her against her will until she says yes