r/SipsTea • • 13d ago

Feels good man Hey there, is that Delilah?

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u/Burner-QWERTY 13d ago

Women just don't appreciate stalkers these days.

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u/ourstupidearth 13d ago

Maybe you just aren't stalking hard enough

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u/Any-Cranberry-6305 13d ago

100%. Men, if you feel like shes a little afraid you need to double down and stalk harder. Follower her at night, after work, to the club. Figure out where she lives and start leaving flowers.

/s - Guys. No means fucking no.

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u/Chudpaladin 13d ago

Back in my grandpas day, you just stalk women enough until they give up and marry you

Thankfully now I just stalk Reddit

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u/Anothergasman 13d ago

I learned from Cary grant movies that if she says no, just grab her and kiss her against her will until she says yes