r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/uhohelle • 14h ago

Meme needing explanation i’m a girl i don’t get this

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like why wouldn’t this work. is it cause of the urinals so close to the sink?? or like.. cause idk

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u/Sweaty_Standard8186 14h ago

Poop piss poop piss poop piss 

Its messy and irrational when you can have one side poop and one side piss

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u/posthuman04 13h ago

If you’re gonna do this make them all stalls and all actual toilets

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 12h ago

THANK you.

I actually wish this were always the case.

Urinals are a goddamn pain in the ass to service/replace, and people are always spitting their goddamn gum and Zyns in them now.

Signed,
-a maintenance person

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u/DeliciousDeer1096 12h ago

Urinals are the most horrid things ever devised by humankind. They should either be banned forever or men should be forced to take compulsory aiming lessons and have to have a licence to use one.

-A former bathroom cleaner.

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u/UnforeseenDerailment 11h ago

Men try to pee standing regardless of the vessel. They'll just piss on the seat and call it a day.

I was about to say women don't, but I've heard that's not as universal as I'd imagined...

O wise former bathroom cleaner, enlighten me on women's bathroom hygiene.

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u/DeliciousDeer1096 11h ago

As a general rule, the women's bathroom was cleaner than the men's bathroom, but this was purely due to the lake of pee that collected underneath the urinals. The men's actual toilets were typically as clean as the women's.

...unless that is a hovering incident had occurred. While still rare, this was more common in the women's than the men's and was vastly worse than anything the urinals ever produced. Pee would be a blessed relief after the horrible things that could happen after a hovering incident.

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u/encapsulated_me 9h ago

As a former cleaner/housekeeper I agree. I found it disappointing how goddamn awful women's hygeine could be, and not just in bathrooms. I don't make generalizatons about gender based cleanliness anymore.

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u/My_Immortl 7h ago

I always found womens bathrooms to be worse, mainly because women have more fluids coming out in the bathroom and old menstrual products reek. Yea, urinal puddles are always a thing, but ill take them over menstrual products that were half in the bags and half in the boxes because they get so damn full.

I will say though, the worst surprises were always found in the men's room. I had kids take a shit a foot away from the toilet, on purpose. I also had some kids put pads on the mirror, that was annoying to clean up because of the adhesive.

Both bathrooms have their own unique nastiness, they are bathrooms after all. Kinda glad I dont clean public bathrooms anymore, multiple jobs over 15 years is enough for me lol.