r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Peetaah???

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Why do the flip the cigarette?

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch40, your post does belong here!

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u/moshpithippie 10d ago edited 10d ago

For luck

Edit: And to accidentally light it backwards when you're not looking

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u/kulucthulhu 10d ago

when you’re drunk*

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u/Same-Traffic-285 10d ago

Well yes, but no. When drunk you put your cigarette out in a beer bottle, forget, then try to drink the beer.

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u/MostlyIrish 10d ago

Or lose track of which end is lit, and take a puff off the hot end.

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u/TheMadGreek86 10d ago

It usually sticks to my lips then I pull the cherry off between my fingers and have 2 blisters for a week

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u/EmbarrassedGrass1172 10d ago

I can feel this comment

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u/HeadyBunkShwag 10d ago

My fingers just got phantom pain

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u/DamonHellstorm 10d ago

I hate that all of the above at some point in time happened to me.

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u/Top_Tank2668 10d ago

One of the moments I'm happy I quit smoking so I never have to feel these pains again.

Not to forget the sore lip after you teared away that sticky cigarette after getting angry about burning your fingers

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u/PitsAndPints 10d ago

Same, I’m in all of these and I don’t like it

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u/fitz_newru 10d ago

Sometimes all in one epic night

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 10d ago

In my 18 years as a heavy smoker and drinker, I have not even once managed to get the cigarette twisted around so I took a puff on the lit side. I've lit the wrong end once or twice, but never that.

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u/DelcoFootball 10d ago

Ya this is another level of stupid drunk

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u/FormerGameDev 9d ago

i have been so stupid drunk that i legit thought i could actually put a cigarette out on my hand (not knowing the trick to it) and oh dear god, that absolutely sucked, but in my ~20 years of smoking , I never got the wrong side in my mouth unintentionally.

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax 10d ago

One time a I watched a buddy smoke the entire filter and about half a cigarette before noticing. In his defense we were both very drunk and on way too much acid

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u/IndependenceMurky850 10d ago

Don't have to worry about lighting the wrong end when you smoke filterless cigarettes

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u/Dodgerdude-72 10d ago

Unfilters have a Spicy side and Spicier side

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u/Pigeon_Butt 10d ago

Years ago I worked at a smoke shop and my favorite smokes were a German unfiltered brand called Roth Handles. They were delicious but rough, and I never knew which was the right side to light because it was all the same

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u/Otherwise-Watch4219 10d ago

Yeah I've burned myself and smoked the wrong end but have never been guilty of this kinda fuckery

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u/Goblinriotx 10d ago

I haven’t smoked cigarettes in 8 years and this comment slapped me back to my teenage years like the food critic in ratatouille

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u/Dangerous_Creme4194 10d ago

Back in the day, this one

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u/FrostyBrew86 10d ago

This happens once a year. You learn to look out for it just long enough to forget when winter comes the following year and the air dries out, chapping your lips.

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u/RattleFish222 10d ago

Used to happen to me at least twice a year lol. It's a great habit to quit.

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u/AviHaterz 10d ago

I love quitting cigarettes, I've done it twelve times by now

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 10d ago

or smoke and drink at the same damn time.

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u/VVOLFVViZZard 10d ago

Here’s to feeling good all the time!

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u/i_am_james_cole 10d ago

Giddy up!

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u/Sam20599 10d ago

Once passed a guy in the lane behind the pub, saw him having a smoke as I approached him. He then decided he needed a piss so whipped it out and went against the wall forgetting to keep his cigarette in his mouth as he grabbed himself and I can only imagine the seering pain the poor bastard inflicted on the tip of his mickey.

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u/cardnialsyn 10d ago

I had a friend who confused a little cigarette with his pen and put it behind his ear one time.

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u/Hot_Anybody8244 10d ago

I've done that with a joint

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u/isnoe 10d ago

Or you designate one beer bottle as the communal ash tray and throughout the night you pour a little bit of beer in it when the butts start catching fire—then someone mistakes it for their beer and tastes a sip.

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u/DraftyWaxon 10d ago

Once, long ago, I woke up after a black out and threw up. Upon examination, there were exactly 13 butts in the toilet that most certainly came from my stomach. I imagine I didn’t just taste the forbidden beer…

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u/Qss 10d ago

One time I accidentally took a swig from the Cooke can my brother was using for his chew spit.

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u/SpaffordFux 10d ago

Instant throw up the 3 times this happened to me

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u/punksmostlydead 10d ago

That get potentially even more hilarious if you hang out with people who dip or chew.

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u/BoringPrinciple2542 10d ago

This comment chain might make me reenlist 😂.

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u/punksmostlydead 10d ago

Jesus, that's exactly what I was flashing back to when I made that comment.

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u/Delicious_Studio_116 10d ago

Bahahaha Damn I miss those days! Friend took a swig of the dip/chew bottle of beer...promptly spit it out, then grabbed the communal ashtray bottle to rinse his mouth!!

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u/iSirMeepsAlot 10d ago

WHY WERE THERE TWO?!

That’s just… so unlucky, mans probably wanted to quit smoking and drinking after that…

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u/punksmostlydead 10d ago

Oh, he promised to. To every God he could think of, and every devil for good measure. And just like the rest of us who did so, it took...for like a week.

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u/ravenschmidt2000 10d ago

Peak drunk smoking is when you tuck it behind your ear....after it's already lit. Won't make that mistake a fifth time!

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u/JustNota-- 10d ago

I used to do that on purpose when shooting pool.

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 10d ago

I hope your hair was really short, good lord 😂

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u/Barkinsons 10d ago

I wasn't even flipping any cigs but still managed to light the filter when I was drunk

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u/d4rkprojec7 10d ago

And when you are tripping balls 😵‍💫🤯🤪

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u/Ace_Robots 10d ago

That’s just when you accept that your beer is weird now, and keep remembering that there is a butt in it, but 30 seconds later you discover the butt in your beer anew, or accept that your beer is weird now.

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u/thermjuice 10d ago

Nah, I drive overnight and actually stopped doing luckies cuz I kept grabbing them lol

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u/Captain_Sterling 10d ago

I always did it. It's just habit. And it's the last cigarette you smoke in the packet. I haven't smoked in years but I'm pretty certain that somewhere in my apt there's a packet with a upside down cigarette.

I heard a few myths about why it's done.

One related to the first world war. The idea was that if yiu lasted to the cigarette it was your lucky one.

If you offered a girl a smoke and she took that, you'd get lucky with her.

Since it was your lucky cigarette no one would take it from the pack at a party and therefor yiud always have one. And so it was lucky.

Its the one that wouldn't give you cancer.

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u/nu_pieds 10d ago

I used to flip a lucky, mostly I took it as an excuse not to bum out your last cigarette.

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u/PlanetTourist 10d ago

Interesting, I always made a point to bum out the lucky assuming it was better to pass the luck on to someone in need.

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u/sabotsalvageur 10d ago

That’s… remarkably compassionate. It seems someone involved in raising you did at least one thing right

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u/longbrass9lbd 10d ago

Yeah most smokers who ask, won’t take your lucky… it’s already desperate to bum from a stranger but bumming a lucky means you must really be hard up (so I guess that’s lucky)

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u/theeggplant42 10d ago

Another smoking tradition from the first world War is to never light 3 cigarettes from one match. Allegedly, it comes from trench warfare where the enemy could see the matchlight at night and would ready with one, aim with two, and fire at the third. So you can light two cigarettes from a match but it is bad luck for the third smoker to be lit from the same match. Many people will extend that concept to lighters as well and briefly disengage the flame before lighting the third (which, to be polite, and nothing to do with WWI, should be oneself)

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u/unburdened_swallow 10d ago

As someone who grew up with lighters and not matches, I have never seen someone light more than 1 cigarette without putting out the flame between. It’s just natural to put it out until they’re fully ready to not light their hair on fire. Also it gets hot.

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u/extravagant_ascetic 10d ago

I'm thinking it's more relevant with zippo style lighters where you don't have to keep the button pressed like on a bic. But I'm with you, I've never heard of the unlucky third

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u/zaffo89 10d ago

One reason was said to be manufacturers printed their brand name on non-filtered cigarettes, soldiers flipped to smoke the brand side first so they were less distinguishable from European smokes when put out and left wherever. It's one of those kilroy type deals where over time it was adopted and changed. Pretty cool though.

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u/I-RegretMyNameChoice 10d ago

Not sure if it is fact or myth, but I once read that this goes back to handing out packs to troops during war. If they got to that one it meant they made it through another day, making it the lucky smoke. If true it would have to have been a war after the introduction of filters.

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u/__crowman33 10d ago

It was actually ww2. American soldiers would flip all of their cigarettes to smoke the part with the branding in case they had to move and enemy wouldn't know which nationality had held that position, but they wouldn't flip the last one as the lucky. When filters became popular in the 50's they just switched it to only flipping 1 as the lucky.

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u/GrizzlyBear2186 10d ago

The only problem I have had with this myth, and I have heard it for years, is that American soldiers didn't leave their cigarette butts behind. They would either toss them into a fire if they had one or they would empty all the tobacco out onto the ground so the Germans couldn't collect them and make a cigarette from them. The paper was either rolled into a tiny ball and put in there pocket or flung far away from where they were. Source is from my grandfather who was in Germany during wwII

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u/Vyansbane 10d ago

I used to flip two, one was for good luck and one was for after a good ... well you get the idea

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u/degreesBrix 10d ago

A good what?! Root canal?

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u/Kindly_Call_6000 10d ago

There was drilling involved.

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u/Horse_Dad 10d ago

And possibly spitting.

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u/JojoLesh 10d ago

switch to lucky strikes, then it isn't an issue

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u/TheSchration 10d ago

To quote Family Guy: “I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette!”

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u/craigian11 10d ago

Its so the last cigarette is not empty and loose.. why does no one know this is common sense

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u/Apprehensive_Sun_535 10d ago

That's how you get the heroin

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 10d ago

Lucky/Wish smoke Started in WW1 Where you flip the first cigarette you touch and were "lucky" if you made it through the pack and to the last/flipped cigarette. Now people make a wish on it. I do this. I wish i dont get cancer everytime. It's worked so far

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u/Douch3nko13 10d ago

I chose my lucky cigarette by flicking the bottom and whichever one is most excited to be smoked and pokes up the farthest. I flip and put back. Teach my ciggies some damn patience.

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u/Garfwog 10d ago

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u/toldyouIaintshit 10d ago

More like r/oddlyarousing

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u/friendliest_sheep 10d ago

Ooooo, there’s some freaks in here

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u/diadlep 10d ago

Can attest

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u/GideonWren 10d ago

Oi, no kink shaming, ok?

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u/Mightyjack22 10d ago

But what if kink shaming is their kink?

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u/allsheknew 10d ago

I am not kink shaming, I am kink asking why

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u/diadlep 10d ago

Like youve never sat on a watermelon naked and covered your nose in peanut butter

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u/swrdswrd 10d ago

I should pick up smoking again, this sounds fun.

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u/Main_Character11 10d ago

Same bro. Same

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u/BlueStarFern 10d ago

I quit 10 years ago, I rarely miss it, but something about this post is REALLY making me wanna smoke rn

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u/Zhaeris 10d ago

It isnt just me?! Whew! I quit 7-8 years ago and never even had a thought of a smoke since but yeah damn... The methodic ritual is alluring

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u/jwigs85 10d ago

I quit almost 20 years ago. This is the second time this evening something has made me feel old, but here we are.

The first 3 years were the hardest. And then I still might smoke a ciggy while drunk for the first decade. But I can safely say 🤢 at the thought of smoking now. Even when drunk.

Thinking about flipping the first cigarette does make me feel a little nostalgic. But it doesn’t make me want to touch a cigarette. Because 🤢

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u/ibent19 10d ago

Miss it bad, I vape now and it’s a become a bigger monster than the cigs. I can smoke anywhere now 🙄 eff oral fixation.

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u/KinTharEl 10d ago

Yeah, this is how it's done these days. Flick the bottom of the packet, flip the one that sticks out and smoke it last.

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u/RandleStevenz 10d ago

I dont smoke. But if I did… id adopt this method just b/c Id chuckle to myself every time.

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u/sitophilicsquirrel 10d ago

Opposite for me. When I was a kid, I sorted out M&Ms by color and ate them in order until the last of each color stood standing. Then I took them in the backyard and threw the last of each faction into the grass. Felt unfair to know you were gonna die...

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u/CRYPTONITE4 10d ago

I like this

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u/Bat_Nightwing 10d ago

Bro’s edging cigarettes

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u/rich_thrillz 10d ago

Aww I feel bad for your cigarettes :( he's so excited to be smoked, to fill his ENTIRE PURPOSE, and then he gets pulled out and thinks its about to happen! Then put back and told to "have some damn patience" by its human who has issues with delayed gratification and instead opts for the instant gratification nicotine provides

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u/badfeets 10d ago

But what if cigs are like meeseeks and want to burn because existence is pain

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u/OldnFuninMN 10d ago

Wellbutrin ang glp1 were the key for me to quit chewing.  40 years of chewing.... no nicotine withdrawal, no major issues quitting.  

I'd quit multiple times in the past.   It was always a horrible 2 weeks.   

This time it was no big deal.   

Just fyi for those who want to quit.  

You can do it!

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u/Beautiful_Debt_5864 10d ago edited 10d ago

Stupid question, can you take glp1 for things other than weight-loss? I'd like to quit smoking for good but I don't really have the weight to lose. Edit: thanks for all the helpful responses! Gonna talk to my doc about this ASAP. 

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u/_redacteduser 10d ago

Quit drinking cold turkey, no withdrawals, within a few days of starting. Absolute game changer.

Aside from normal side effects, the biggest gripe I have is that it numbs my emotions. No lows, no highs. That part is kind of a bummer, but it’s more related to the rapid weight loss and dosage.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 10d ago

Tacking on, don't assume this drug will save you from withdrawals. If they are bad you need a hospital and Valium. If you have a bad problem to the point you are having DTs do not quit cold turkey or alone

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u/alphadoublenegative 10d ago

This is very important! I was determined to taper myself off the stuff; spent three days in hell, copped a grand mal seizure anyway

Long story short as soon as I was in the hospital/transfer to rehab the medically assisted detox was, comparatively, totally comfortable and not scary at all.

Changed my life, domino effect, as of this month I’m five years sober. It’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right, and for me, that was doing it with help

It would have been more comfortable, safer, and cheaper to do so from the beginning. Inpatient/outpatient options and no judgement other than “good for you” from anybody worth considering their opinion anyway

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u/Alarmed_Shirt_2323 10d ago

Yes. Aside from the cost and the side effects they are miracle drugs.

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u/friendliest_sheep 10d ago edited 10d ago

Apparently, it’s effects on mental illness and other stomach issues (think IBS and anxiety) are being studied, but there’s a lot of people, with those issues, having said issues disappear over night after starting the drugs

I’ve talked my dr about it, but he’s worried that, because I’m so naturally skinny, the potential weight loss could be an issue

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u/Technical-Young-3041 10d ago

For me it was Zyn. I was mostly addicted to the ritual and sensation of smoking/vaping and Zyn had me break the habit while still giving me the nicotine at first. Then I went from a 6mg to a 3mg and then quit altogether. 4 years no nicotine so far. 

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u/Wide_Concert9958 10d ago

I think wellbutrin is what the navy gave me when i went thru the smokers cessation class, chantax was the other option but heard negative stuff about it. Shit worked fast too, made cigarettes taste like dirty dirt. Craved one down the road years after and bought a pack of my favorite smokes, had a few hits then put it out. Still tasted the same and it grossed me out.  

So yea, you wanna quit? Those pills worked.

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u/ConstantinValdor405 10d ago

I take it as part of my mental health treatment. Along with a couple of others. Wellbutrin made me stop smoking cannabis.

But momma didn't raise no quitter so I pushed through that shit and am happy to say that I beat the Wellbutrin and still smoke.

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u/Sufficient_Ice4933 10d ago

This is what I know it for

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u/donald-trompeta 10d ago

I remember meeting someone at a bar who said on a new pack he would flip a cigarette for every person he knew personally that died from smoking related illness, it was so cringe I stopped smoking cigarettes.

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u/Misunderstood_Wolf 10d ago

I had friends in high school that would spell the name of the person they had a crush on, on the front row of cigarettes, left to right, and that was the one they would flip for the "Lucky" cigarette hoping that would get their crush to like them back.

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 10d ago

That's witchcraft and a whole other post or subreddit

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u/ShoulderSuper5109 10d ago

You should consider smoking more. Then you'll get more wishes against cancer, just to be sure.

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u/noquitqwhitt 10d ago

There is a poem in here somewhere

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u/tibearius1123 10d ago

Lucky smoke turned round
I wish these lungs escape fate
Ash falls like a prayer

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u/PowerHammer47 10d ago

It was WWII, back then cigarettes didn’t have filters and the logo was printed towards one end, soldiers would flip their smokes so the logo got burnt first. The idea was if you had to drop a smoke and leave an area if the enemy found the position they couldn’t use the brand of cigarette to know who had been there, if you made it through the whole pack you were lucky and would take that last smoke from pack to pack because it was your lucky smoke. Once filters became a thing people started only flipping the one.

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u/CantHardly 10d ago

Were there filtered cigarettes back in WW1? I'm dubious

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 10d ago

nope no filters till the 30s. Still rationed individuals though. Woodbine Willys and Players navy cut.

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 10d ago

Never knew the history, always just called it a lucky back when I used to smoke. Cool.

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u/maccpapa 10d ago

i wish for another cigarette. always comes to fruition. praise be the tobacco gods

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u/Geaux13Saints 10d ago

You do realize you’re making that wish much harder to achieve with each pack right?

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u/Ok-Branch-974 10d ago

it's called a lucky cigarette

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u/beerbrained 10d ago

Never bum out your "lucky."

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u/Popular-List181 10d ago

I’ve always been told that it’s only lucky if you bum it out 🤷‍♀️

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u/MajorGeneralMaryJane 10d ago

What I’VE been told is there are…connotations…to bumming your lucky.

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u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 10d ago

Bum your lucky, lucky your bum

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u/Nerisrath 10d ago

right, its for good luck or a good fuck, depending on who smokes it

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u/dollop_of_curious 10d ago

Never bum someone's lucky... that is straight rude! The person asking should EMPHATICALLY refuse.

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u/pacagummo 10d ago

Yes I’ve been asked for smokes so many times and usually saying “I have one left” or “it’s my lucky” is explanation enough for most smokers. If someone is cool then have a smoke but sometimes too many people start asking and ya’ gotta shut it down.

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u/Individual_Assist_19 10d ago

Where I'm from if you reach your pack out to bum one out and they grab your lucky, they owe you the whole pack back

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u/sketchartist45 10d ago

You see the prices of smokes lately? Ain't bumming out nothing

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u/karakter222 10d ago

Whenever I get asked for a cigarette I give two, I know how much it sucks to not have one left in you.

One to smoke with me, and one for the road.

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u/poolnoodlefightchamp 10d ago

Ricin?

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u/Worcestercestershire 10d ago

No thanks, I am cutting back

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u/madalienmonk 10d ago

You're really missing out

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u/Worcestercestershire 10d ago

Hey, I only said I'm cutting back

Not quitting

That would be crazy

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u/AhWannaKnow 10d ago

Ahh but cmon! It’s to die for
Just ask my son Brock

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u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- 10d ago

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u/ArmaniQuesadilla 10d ago

Salamanca dih 🥀

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u/Bluntoise 10d ago

I need to see your balls

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u/Ben_quadinaros_real 10d ago

Not the manager, the balls

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u/JJ_Banks 10d ago

Back shots so hard he got put in a wheelchair after

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u/Hot-Sort5165 10d ago

I PLAY FORTNITE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/DingDongPifPaf 10d ago

Salamanca mommy 🥀

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 10d ago

walt, gus and jesse are all having their prostates stimmed for the first time

hank, hector and saul are experienced in being milked but are still busting HARD

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u/_SparkleTits_ 10d ago

What the fuck did I just read?

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u/Hentai_Yoshi 10d ago

walt, gus and jesse are all having their prostates stimmed for the first time

hank, hector and saul are experienced in being milked but are still busting HARD

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u/No_Fail_2575 10d ago

Wut? Like… Rice N Beans?!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch40 10d ago

I thought it got lost in the vacuum cleaner...

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u/spainman 10d ago

This guy breaks bad

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u/StrawberryTerry 10d ago

Thats the cigarette with the super secret GPS tracking dart hidden inside of it.

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u/jcook_74 10d ago

Supposed to be the lucky one that you smoke last

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u/Silly_Lavishness744 10d ago

Smoke last or after getting laid/winning

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u/sandiegodak 10d ago

My college buds used to do 2. "One for good luck, one for a good fuck".

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u/Infinite_Imagination 10d ago

Came here to say this. Except I was the bud

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u/SUNTZU_JoJo 10d ago

I've always seen mine as "lucky IF I smoke it last... unlucky if I don't"

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u/cltncrts 10d ago

That’s the one I used to put coke in

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u/Fawstar 10d ago

I don't do coke, I just like the way it smells.

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u/TinyWeird878 10d ago

It smells just like money, imagine that!!

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 10d ago

huge fan, don't use it, just like being around it, study it, appreciate it, use it sometimes.

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u/EntropicLycanthrope 10d ago

I thought that was Parliaments

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u/Electronic_Flan_482 10d ago

I was talking with my coworkers about what our preferred brands were the other day (we are all former smokers other than the youngest) my manager smoked American spirits, I smoked marlboro reds, one of our other leads said he smoked parliaments. Without even thinking I asked "so when was the last time you did coke?" The look on his face was priceless, lucky I don't think our boss caught that part.

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u/elpezgrande 10d ago

I was always told it’s a lucky cigarette. I’m not even a smoker buy a pack every year or two for certain occasions and I still do this

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u/blankasfword 10d ago

It’s nice to see other people who occasionally smoke. I have a disposable vape that I’ve been using for like 3 years. Once I took a cotinine test and came up positive and I had to answer a quiz about how addicted to nicotine I am and how it’s affecting my life and how my relatives want me to stop… I just told them it was a false positive so I could retake the cotinine test because the quiz was absolutely insistent that anyone that has ever consumed nicotine must be hopelessly addicted.

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u/Dopest_Bogey 10d ago

Ive smoked probably 6 times in my whole life and its because someone handed me a cigarette. Hated it every time but it just felt right. Last time was when I was fishing in the Texas Gulf Coast and these 2 Vietnamese guys walked up to us speaking Vietnamese. We didnt understand them but they motioned to their cigarettes so we handed them a lighter. They lit their smokes and handed one to each of us and lit them with the lighter and gave it back. Funny thing is they stood there talking for another 10 minutes before leaving as if we understood them. Good times. 

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u/Nat-Luv 10d ago

Polite sons of guns. That’s an awesome story. I wish my last smoking story was half as interesting. My last was climbing out of a window onto the roof to celebrate a good band gig before getting evicted the next day.

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u/EarPuzzleheaded4837 10d ago

There's no joke, it's just a superstition/luck based tradition. Open new pack, flip one. That one's lucky, smoke it on a bad day that needs to get better, or on a good day when you're riding high. Low-key I hate smoking but I love the tradition of the lucky cigarette, it really can help the mental state when things arent going well

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u/dakkmann 10d ago

I treat it as lucky and smoke it last

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u/Smart_Owl_938 10d ago

im glad im not the only one who saves it for last 😭 was getting concerned not seeing anyone else say it’s the last one you smoke lmao

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u/snowball062016 10d ago

It was explained to me that you flip the lucky cig and make it the last one you smoke and you’re supposed to have a random stroke of luck by time you get to it.

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u/EarPuzzleheaded4837 10d ago

Huh, that's interesting, never heard that before. I'm gen z so I could be hearing a garbled "telephone" version of the original tradition, but someone explicitly told me to save my lucky cigarette for when I need it :)

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u/Feistshell 10d ago

It’s most likely from WWII. You flipped one cigarette and saved that one for last. If you lived long enough to get to the last cigarette you where lucky

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u/Dizzy_Dust_7510 10d ago

I've heard it originally comes from WW2. Troops would flip a "lucky" and smoke it last. If you made it to the end of the pack it meant you were lucky enough to see tomorrow.

That could also be total bullshit.

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 10d ago

WW1 but yeah. you nailed it

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u/FiberOpticDelusions 10d ago

Yup. I do in remembrance of the unlucky ones that didn't come home from all the wars.

And since we're sharing war cig stories. Never light 3 cigs on one match. The sniper will have time to zero in on the flame. The 3rd guy becomes one of the unlucky ones.

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u/Recrudescence1 10d ago

Socially accepted reason: luck

Real reason: Deterrence. So others will feel even more guilty for bumming your last cigarette.

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u/DrunkenLion47 10d ago

Personal experience, even the most degenerate nicotine fiending tweaker won’t argue against if they ask for a smoke and you show them your lucky is the last one left, which is why I always carry an extra pack with just a lucky when I go bar hopping.

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u/dr-satan85 10d ago

Lucky cigarette, that's the one you smoke when you're talking to your future wife outside of a club at 1am, or the last one you smoke because you got to the end of a pack and you're still a lonely cunt who hasn't interacted with a real human in at least 40 packs.

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u/RG-400SmartTowel 10d ago

Its a lucky cigarette, when I used to smoke i would flip 2 my birthday month and day for good luck.

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u/Skot_Hicpud 10d ago

Just open the pack from the other end and have an infinite luck hack.

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u/CotR4692 10d ago

My buddy used to flip two, one for good luck, the other for a good f........... Well you get the idea I hope

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u/Ill-Sympathy3902 10d ago

Yes! I did that back the 1900’s!

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u/Administrative-Key19 10d ago

I've done this for nearly 20 years.

Open the pack, flick the bottom and the one that slides out the furthest gets flipped upside down, dubbed the lucky cig, and saved til last. I don't know why, weird tradition, but I'm sentimental like that.

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u/JohnT36 10d ago

Lucky last

I believe it was WW2 when soldiers did this for if they lived long enough to finish a pack of cigarettes, the last one they smoked was considered lucky

Could be wrong but that's what I vaguely remember someone telling me years ago

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u/Nazdrowie79 10d ago

Off-topic but Lucky Strike used to have one cigarette laced with weed. If you took that one, you'd be lucky.

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u/AggravatingWear2784 10d ago

That’s the cig that gets rid of the cancer

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u/PissPantsington 10d ago

That's the ricen cigarette

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u/CH_Punch_Dickins 10d ago

Wish smoke. You decide you want something and whenever you look at that smoke you remember that thing. The idea is that subconsciously that smoke will remind you to work towards the thing you want. At least thats how it was explained to me.