On Psychics.

[u/Monsur_Ausuhnom]

[u/Salok9755]

I always joke that if I ever sat with a psychic, the visit would end with me saying "If you were really psychic you'd know I never intended to pay you"

[u/Top-Examination3151 → u/Salok9755]

"So, are you able to guess how many murder convictions I have?"

[u/peon2 → u/Salok9755]

"I said I was a psychic, not a soothsayer"

Check and mate...now king me.

[u/Altheix11 → u/Salok9755]

Then they pull out their crystal gun

[u/i_fucking_love_crack → u/Altheix11]

not the kind of rock i was looking for

[u/dankwhirley → u/Salok9755]

what if they knew that and intended to help you anyway? Would you know either way? You make assumptions which in and of itself is a form of faith. *gotcha*