Where the hell do you start but man that was great tv lol..unpacking is massive on this one

1️⃣ Michelle just wanted to prove she was right ..but man CIA contact this woman for senior executive operative. Her tactics and strategy are to be awarded lol

2️⃣ based on Emem’s and Camille’s face they knew EVERYTHING but since no one fucks with Michelle everyone kept shut 😂

3️⃣Allen is just due his feelings but GOT DAMN this man has 0 situational awareness and his blatant sense of being obvious is to be studied. Madison played in his face and he was just ignoring any sign ..even talking with Michelle she had to dog walk his dumb ass Brain to reality.

4️⃣skipping David for once because Madison is the true villain in all of this . We know we’re David and Michelle were at . But Madison has spent weeks pissing on Allen’s head and telling him it’s rain knowing all her real intentions and plans . We knew Michelle hated David and David checked out but Madison whew

Allen’s reaction is also slightly confusing and concerning but yall ain’t ready for that conversation

David and Madison are perfect for each other honestly. Delusional about their looks. Huge ego for no reason. And shallow, boring people. Ugh they both were so irritating to watch. I felt bad for David in the beginning because Michelle was pretty closed off to him immediately but I get why now!! She dodged a bullet. And poor Alan, he deserves so much better than Madison. It’s sad that she picked apart his looks and personality and he tried so hard to change for her just for her to go hook up with David. Smdh selfish, slimy people

Madisson made it sound like she dates handsome, successful dudes. What exactly did she see in this guy? I see him and I get a vibe that he stinks and he is also a bad person.

This stupid conversation was so planned out. They have been dating, they have been banging. WE ARE NOT STUPID. You guys are shitty actors.

Late to the party, but finishing up S18. David is so gross on so many levels...the one thing he had going for him initially is that he seemed genuine and kind. Those qualities were ultimately proven to be fake af. Everything else about him is straight up gross.

Granted, Madison is also pretty gross. Her words and actions are disgusting. And not to center anything on a woman's looks, but she is not the hot shit she thinks she is.

I guess they truly deserve each other. And there are a ton of bots on every one of her David related IG posts totally glazing them. Pointed it out and she immediately blocked me lol

Dang. I thought production bartered with that shop for “exposure.” I had no idea Allen was spending his own hard earned cash on clothes he probably didn’t even like and may not even want to wear now because of the bad memories. That revelation just added insult to injury.

😋 omg those dumplings

Is Allen not equally, or dare I say.. MORE attractive than Madison? I know she looks different with makeup on but c’mon, he’s a good looking guy! I still can’t believe she’s been such a harsh critic about his appearance. I don’t see her as “being out of his league” at all.

The way Kevin just KNEW that man didn't get his own space first.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holy Hell she looks amazing! I would have guessed she was in her early 30s. I had to rewind and make sure I heard that correctly!

Come on Madison. I think you just liked being chased/the wrongness of it all. No contest who is really the prize here.

Karla can throw shade without saying a word.

Madison was completely turned off by Allen’s teeth. So much so that she encouraged him to get them fixed (to take care of himself🙄🤯). Her dream guy has a pretty jacked up smile. Yeah I get the “issues” she had with Allen’s appearance were just excuses because she wasn’t attracted to him. But still… how does she not see what a hypocritical douche she is?!?!? Zero embarrassment on her part.

After such a devastating betrayal , getting his heart smashed into smithereens....

Watching him pack up the spices spoke volumes imo.

He's so very thoughtful that he brought SPICES to the retreat cook for the group. Salt of the earth intentions.

This simple gesture really summed it up for me.

Good guy. Considerate, wanting to do right by his friends and cook a nice meal.

He truly is a sweetheart and deserved so much fcking better.

It's the little things like this that show what a truly kind gentleman he is at his core.

Your tattoo looks like sh*t.

Sure, she spent most of the season acting unhinged, but let’s give credit where it’s due. David always knew exactly where he stood with her. Unlike Madison, who played puppet master with Allen, Michelle wasn’t stringing anyone along. And let’s be real, she was right. David turned out to be a dumpster fire, and he got exactly what he deserved. Looking back, it’s hard to fault a woman for treating a trashy guy like the trash he proved himself to be.

Sorry, I'm late to watching this and I'm assuming this has been reiterated before... But seriously, this man is actual garbage. Every facial expression he makes is that of a whiny, stroppy, entitled, manipulative child. Everything he says is just an emotionally stunted moron being inflammatory. I just want him to go away, his personality is vile.

They should have rejected him a second time.

End rant.

For the entire season, Michelle has rejected David ever chance she’s gotten. He made the mistake of talking to someone outside of the marriage after being rejected. David was wrong but Michelle behavior has never been right.

What are your thoughts?

I ran into Madison and David in Chicago this past weekend and they were very cool and friendly. They seemed really happy together and looked like a great match. Unpopular opinion perhaps, but, although Madison’s and David’s journey was obviously hurtful to their partners (well, at least one of them), I hope it works out. I also wish David and Michelle and the rest of the MAFS Chicago cast happiness.

I'm not trying to be rude but i don't understand.

These 2 are absolutely classless and have no regard for anyone other than themselves. She’s transactional (aka for the streets) just like Allen said, which is why she was so offended. Just wow.

She looked good during the season. Now she's stunning. I don't think she will be single for long. She looks like Sienna Miller and is very fit now!!