r/Jokesuncensored • u/NavyDiver-39 • 5d ago
Does it look like
A husband is at home watching a football game , when his wife interrupts, " Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, " Fix the light now? Does it look like I have a Sparky Repairs logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
The wife then asks, "Well then, could you quickly fix the fridge door? It won't close properly."
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have a Westinghouse Service logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine. " she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're really wobbly and unstable."
"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the stairs now. ," he says "Does it look like I have a Bunnings Hardware logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough of you. I'm off to the pub to watch the game in peace. "
So he goes to the pub for a couple of hours, until he starts to feel guilty about his behaviour to his wife and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks in, he notices the steps are fixed and sound, the hall light is on and not flickering, and as he goes to get a beer from the fridge, the the door is repaired and closing properly.
"Honey, how did you get all the jobs fixed?"
She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside on the steps and cried. A nice young man saw me and asked me what was wrong, so I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."
The husband asked," So what kind of cake did you bake him?"
She replied" Hellooo...Do you see Sarah Lee written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
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u/No_Distribution4784 17h ago
How does a wrestler become a backer? But I understand where from as heard the joke before