r/HaveWeMet • u/GloomyHoneycomb Raven | Teal Tarot Shoppe • 18d ago

Advertisement Talisman Sale at the Teal Tarot Shoppe!

Do you have a God you want to attract? Or avoid? Maybe you've been feeling watched lately? Or maybe you're feeling a little cursed?

Well, do I have news for you! The Teal Tarot Shoppe has just recieved a bunch of new Talismans from all around the world! Ireland, Greece, Rome, Sri Lanka, Brazil, Canada, New Zealand, etc. etc. etc. Whatever you need, we got, and everything we got you need!

Only $7.99 while supplies last!

Disclaimer: We do not take legal responsibility for anything that can or should happen with these talismans, we cannot confirm or deny the existence of any gods, spirits, or demons that may or may not be attached to said items, results may vary.

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u/polymath-nc Locus of Improbability 17d ago

Do you have one to repel Er*s? And is dissemvoweling her name enough to not draw attention?

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u/LimitedLiablePotato Stephen W. Rawling, D.Jur., LL.D. 15d ago

Listen, kid, I can only assume you’re referring to the former tenth planet, and you’ve got nothing to worry about. Goddamned thing’s already plenty far from you as it is.

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u/polymath-nc Locus of Improbability 14d ago

No, the goddess of discord that the planet was named after.

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u/LimitedLiablePotato Stephen W. Rawling, D.Jur., LL.D. 14d ago

Everybody knows that bronze-age civilizations failed to draw a distinction between the material celestial object and the spiritual figure in question.

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u/TheTrophyWife_Life Sunny, BeeKeeper, Goosebump Mtn. LDP 17d ago

I was in today and bought a beautiful ornate talisman from Greece. It was designed with the two palms and signature dark blue paint. When I got it home, my Siamese cat didn’t appreciate it. He’s very picky about his Talismans. Anyway, he kept staring at it like it was evil. All of a sudden POOF 💨 it lit up in flames, spinning and in a cloud of smoke disappeared!!
Soooo… Can I get my money back? Nothing legal just my 7.99

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u/AAHHAI Caz Luckyboot [17] Professional Adventurer 14d ago

If you need any help slaying a demon or ghost let me know, not for any particular reason

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u/LonelyDesertCactus Sam Charles, Private Eye and Bird Enthusiast 17d ago

I think I need one of each, probably. Also, do you have anything for 'faceless nameless god of uncertain origin'? Since we're in that squishy time between the Autumn Equinox and Samhain, I'd like to have all my bases covered.

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u/LimitedLiablePotato Stephen W. Rawling, D.Jur., LL.D. 15d ago

What, are you digging up tombs lately? Get yourself a grant and invest in LiDAR if you’re so scared of creepy-crawlers.

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u/LonelyDesertCactus Sam Charles, Private Eye and Bird Enthusiast 14d ago

Lidar is a little too...procedural for me. I'm more of a noir guy.

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u/spiritualnewb Sheila / Dasher / Mid 30s 17d ago

I just adore the tarot deck you recommended to me last week 😍 it’s working wonders in my life!

Unfortunately I can’t get any more talismans or the ones I have will get jealous. I only follow jealous gods.

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u/the-temp-account professional door painter 17d ago

Yes I’m in

Recently in my mediation Satan keeps appearing so no no no I need to ward him away.