Bitcoin attracts some of the best people. 🤢🤮

[u/folteroy]

[u/Mesoscale92]

Why did they list a “six figure income” as a positive when they’re referring to useless fiat currency? Are they stupid?

[u/spilk → u/Mesoscale92]

they didn't list six figure income, they listed 6 figure incone, whatever that is.

[u/Flipboek → u/spilk]

Is it like an icecone specially for incels?

[u/mechanicalcontrols → u/Mesoscale92]

Are they stupid?

Yes. Having established that, even without the contradiction of listing fiat income next to Bitcoin, any guy who thinks like this is a loser who refuses to do any self reflection.

Usually the list is something like six foot, six figures, six inches, and even without the additional layer of crypto cope, the whole thing only exists to let a man blame his lack of romantic success on things beyond his control like height and dick size.

[u/UpbeatFix7299]

So much manosphere crossover. Both appeal to entitled losers sho look for shortcuts and blame everyone else for their problems.

[u/tokynambu → u/UpbeatFix7299]

Who knew the best way to beat a rape and sex trafficking charge was to get other rapists to do push-ups outside the prison?

I don't know the losers doing pushups are rapists. But the odds seem sadly strong, and if I'm wrong, it's fear rather than morals that are preventing it.

[u/tokynambu]

I have never heard of a woman in slightest bit interested in digital beanie babies as a sign of being a good prospective partner.

[u/Lucky-Interview-7689 → u/tokynambu]

I saw a post somewhere where a wife was asking for advice because her spouse’s crypto addiction was bankrupting them

[u/tokynambu → u/Lucky-Interview-7689]

And another where someone had lost all their mortgage savings on crypto. Hey ho, easy come, easy go.

[u/SuperSultan → u/tokynambu]

How are these guys getting married?

[u/tokynambu → u/SuperSultan]

They were married, then the Butt Virus started. Now they're not married.

[u/Salt_Concentrate → u/tokynambu]

Wife changing money, as they say.

[u/hibikir_40k → u/SuperSultan]

Having met a few, they aren't tech nerds that somehow failed to understand the problems. It's degenerate gambling bros, often doing blue collar jobs.

[u/banditcleaner2 → u/hibikir_40k]

That’s me except I gamble in real things like stocks lol. But I did used to like bitcoin many years ago before I wised up and realized it is truly just fluff and worth nothing. I was actually banned from this sub like 3 years ago

[u/Dr_Zoonotikstein → u/SuperSultan]

You'd think their wives' boyfriends would get jealous. right?

[u/OkCar7264 → u/Lucky-Interview-7689]

I grant you this is an anecdote but I've never met an actual human who made a fortune off of bitcoin. The guy who fixed my basement leak offered to be my crypto advisor though.

[u/spicybright → u/OkCar7264]

Frankly that's the only value bitcoin really has, tricking people into hiring you for crypto related bullshit.

[u/banditcleaner2 → u/OkCar7264]

Very few have and it’s certainly not anyone who bought in 2019-2026.

Okay, if they bought pre-2025 they might have made a decent return but they’re certainly not rich. And will never become rich from it.

And idk about you but if the global market collapses for any reason I’d much rather be holding S&P 500 then some useless encrypted numbers

[u/ParliamentOfRookies → u/OkCar7264]

I know one guy who got interested early on, and made about 20K before selling because he knew it was a bubble. I believe he spent most of it on a really fancy piano

[u/Frewdy1 → u/OkCar7264]

Crypto advisor in 2026 😂

[u/mercuryy → u/tokynambu]

Probably thats a bigger red flag for being dull and uninteresting as a character than stamp collecting has ever been in the past decades...

Gambling addictions also dont tend to be supportive of stable conditions where one could successfully build a life or a relationship on though.

[u/sciolycaptain → u/tokynambu]

That's cause it's actually an inverse relationship

[u/Even-Celebration9384 → u/tokynambu]

Don’t listen to these fools. I am a beautiful woman and you are a kind person. So kind in fact that I want to give you a chance to join a money making opportunity with your bitcoin

[u/Voice_in_the_ether → u/Even-Celebration9384]

Wow - I've been hoping to meet a girl like you for a long time. I'm sorta shy because I know women go wild over men who own Bitcoins, but I've never really understood how to intelligently invest my inheritance in Bitcoins. You seem like a really nice person (and you sound kinda hot!); would you maybe be willing to help me, and maybe even kinda hang out together?

[u/spicybright → u/Voice_in_the_ether]

Sure! But I live in Japan and no we can't video chat. But I know I great exchange you can send all your money to, you get daily returns of 20%!

[u/Voice_in_the_ether → u/spicybright]

Great! I know this is legit because one of my gaming teammates has this smokin' hot girlfriend who lives in Canada. You probably wouldn't know her.

And it's great that you're in Japan, 'cause I TOTALLY am into Manga, which I really understand, unlike a lot of posers. I've thought of moving to Japan so I can be with others who really understand and appreciate Manga the way I do, so maybe you could also help me learn more about Japanese culture (especially Manga!)? That sweet 20% daily return could eventually help me move there, and generate enough residual income that I can dedicate my life to Manga!

Hit me up online @ xXXThunDerAsSMASteR42069XXx

[u/damiana8 → u/tokynambu]

I ask about crypto initially to screen out the idiots

[u/banditcleaner2 → u/tokynambu]

They are but it’s because they’ll tell you to sell it

If you have 6 bitcoin which at present is about 480k, you’re valued the same as someone that has 480k

But make no mistake, these women do not want you to just hold the beanie babies they want the money to spend lmao.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Tax8180 → u/tokynambu]

I once saw a list ranking the least attractive hobbies men can have, according to women. Crypto was in the bottom five, alongside things like men wearing makeup and being furries.

[u/plasma-dragon-DA → u/Puzzleheaded-Tax8180]

Those other two things aren't on any such list I've seen. People love someone who isn't afraid to be who they are.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Tax8180 → u/plasma-dragon-DA]

most women disagree, file a complaint with them

[u/plasma-dragon-DA → u/Puzzleheaded-Tax8180]

According to what study, pray tell?

[u/PlutoPlaneta → u/tokynambu]

it clearly is the number of dollars you can exchange it for. and there are plenty of women interested in that a lot. lets not pretend thats not a thing.

[u/fragglet]

I only have the two feet and I seem to be doing just fine

[u/TDplay → u/fragglet]

peak masculinity is when your entire body is just a huge mass of feet

[u/Accidental_Pandemic]

This is actually correct. I'm sorry you chuds haven't realized it. I have seen many women on the Instagram and watching the Netflix. One thing they all had in common was the love of a man with 6 Bitcoin. I once tried to get a girl to show me her bobs, but she asked to see my coinbase account first. I only had 0.01 Bitcoin. She laughed at me and left. You better dump that fiat and get you some Bitcoin if you want the ladies.

[u/tartymae]

None of those things attracted me to my husband.

He's 5'6", he was broke (starting his own business), he wasn't tall if he stood on his wallet.

He's funny, kind, a great conversationalist, and he can cook and clean.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Tax8180 → u/tartymae]

I bet he had 6 bitcoin. 5'6" -> 5 bitcoin 6 satoshis

[u/Effective_Will_1801 → u/tartymae]

Well I've got 3 out of 5

[u/marlin1894]

He replaced the one 6 or more that he doesn't have.

[u/ForeverShiny → u/marlin1894]

I'm willing to bet he also doesn't 6 bitcoins

[u/CodeMUDkey]

There’s something special about the incels that freak out about height. I sometimes think it’s them who crush on taller people. Literally you can see hundreds of couples out at a mall or walkway any given day. Averaged height men seem to be doing just fine.

[u/spicybright → u/CodeMUDkey]

It's honestly sad how fixated they are over something so superficial. They'll spend hours online ranting about how it's impossible but not sit at the mall for half an hour and actually watch couples walk by.

[u/jahchatelier → u/CodeMUDkey]

Not saying you're wrong, and I'm doing totally fine (married), but my experience varied greatly from place to place and with different cultures. I have lived in parts of the US where every woman I talked to refused me immediately due to height (and they weren't ashamed to admit it.) Getting told to "stand up" at bars and social events over and over again wears on you. Conversely, I've lived in one area of the US where taller attractive women were basically throwing themselves at me at bars because I dressed nicely (even more so when they found out about the 6 figure income LOL).

[u/Realityhrts]

Ah the magical 666

[u/tokynambu → u/Realityhrts]

Plus another six: six years inside. Although the Tates will be lucky if it’s that little.

[u/doctor_rat]

"6+ figure incone"

[u/Pr00vigeainult → u/doctor_rat]

Some type of ice-cream perhaps?

[u/ii-___-ii → u/Pr00vigeainult]

I'll have 6 of them, please

[u/Middcore]

If a woman expresses interest in your crypto, "she" is a catfish.

[u/Atys1]

what does income and fucking bitcoin of all things have to do with genetics

[u/John_Oakman → u/Atys1]

Clearly that is because only those men among men who have the most superior genetics understand the true value of bitcoin.

[u/banditcleaner2 → u/John_Oakman]

Which is honestly probably ironic because do you really think the genetically favored chads that are hyper attractive, muscular etc were the ones buying bitcoin pre-2017?

The answer is a resounding no. It was bought by nerds and drug addicts using Silk Road.

Now all the “Chads” are buying the top of it in 2025-2026 lmao

[u/Voice_in_the_ether → u/Atys1]

I'm not an expert, but I have to believe that fucking bitcoins has to have some affect on genetics.

[u/BBQ_RIBZ]

You need special genes, frankly you need to have evolved the extraordinary abilities to place orders on Coinbase and watch “BITCOIN HITTING 1 MILLION NEXT MONTH? ZOOPER COOMDASH AND ANDREW FUCKFIELD ARE CERTAIN” videos all day

[u/penilesensorydevice]

Tell me you have little-to-no familiarity with actual real women without explicitly saying so.

[u/Jrezky]

What was the "FACT?"

[u/Flipboek]

Which woman wants a mate with 7 or more feet?

[u/folteroy → u/Flipboek]

She would have to have a big time foot fetish. 😉

[u/ii-___-ii → u/Flipboek]

Black widow?

[u/Kitchen_Catch3183]

Mgtow: women only go for deadbeats!

Somehow also mgtow: women like successful tall men.

[u/Pickle_boy]

I’m horney for Bitcoin Gus!

[u/EfficientTourist7480]

Can’t even spell

[u/Speederzzz]

I prefer men with two feet thank you

[u/McthiccumTheChikum]

Genes determine income and bitcoin wallet?

[u/BlackHoneyTobacco]

God, I wish I had a "6 figure incoNe" - women obviously aren't attracted to blokes that can spell the most simple of words....

[u/Stoop_Solo]

Form an orderly queue, ladies! Don't make Bitcoin-GUS have to get out his shitty stick with which to beat you off! Try to control yourselves!

[u/Opposite-Echidna7104]

I love that he didn't even manage to spell income correctly.

[u/press_F13]

He would be ok if she had 6 bfs simultaneously?

[u/belangp]

ha ha. Like a guy who can't spell income could earn 6 figures or a coiner could ever find a woman.

[u/Iazo]

As a person who only has 2 feet, I am happy to see that arachnid pride is getting some recignition.

[u/gaterooze]

Is it a good thing I don't know what Hypergamy is?

[u/happy123z]

I have never heard a woman say the word bitcoin.

[u/ConcreteExist]

I look forward to his financially devastating divorce when he gets the exact kind of woman he claims they all are.

[u/AmericanScream]

How much you want to bet the only "6" that guys has is 6 man boobs, and looks more like Robert Paulson than Tyler Durden?

[u/folteroy → u/AmericanScream]

Pretty much, he has videos of himself posted on Twitter.

[u/BirthdayCookie → u/AmericanScream]

Still rather date that than a crypto idiot.

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[u/Stunning-Purpose9144]

I mean he’s not wrong thou on the first two.