They’re called “Amibughs”. They also double as walkie-talkies designed specifically to communicate with Satan.

Recently, SINtendo has been secretly implementing toxic radiation waves inside their satan boxes that give g*mers diarrhea (Or constipation depending on the g*me) and then they sell these drugs to g*mers to “cure” their bathroom problems.

Also the Amibughs have toxic materials inside them that make the g*mers go crazy & start peeing in public where everyone can see. There was a news headline I read, where a g*mer got arrested for peeing on a statue of Mickey Mouse. The g*mer ate an Amibugh prior to the incident.

George Washingmachine would be horrified to learn the current state of the world!!!

In this “Bottom Tale” g*me, you go around killing innocent citizens. There is an enemy in the g*me called Sands, who is extremely difficult to beat. It’s designed like that on purpose to make g*mers rage so hard to the point they leave their g*mer den to crash out & take their g*mer rage on small children & women.

Also this g*me is r*cist. Why, you may ask? Because it’s a g*me. It‘s a well known fact that g*mes make you r*cist. End of conversation.

This is a poleroid I took this afternoon of three beloved animals on my farm. I have many more animals and myself, my wife Ann, and my many MALE farmhands take good care of them.

We are on high alert because Grand Auto City: Vice Theft will be released soon and that means g#mers, drunk on hatred, will be roaming around looking for minorities to flip the bird to, and animals to harm.

Remember, KYS - Keep Yourself (and your furry friends) Safe!

-Arty from Saskatoon

If a stinky g*mer barges into your home uninvited and starts playing the R*cist M*rio Man g*me, the demon that resides inside the satan box will check your fridge for mushroom pizza. If the demon finds it and eats it, it will grow approximately the size of a 2021 Honda Civic Type R RHD 1/18 Model Car by Autoart and begin wrecking your city.

The only way to prevent this is by cleansing your mushroom pizza with holy water. This will repel the demon away from it. Do NOT throw it away. The stinky odor only lures the demon in faster! AND it’s wasteful.

To prevent being possessed, read a Bible verse before eating the pizza. Alternatively, since g*mers are allergic to good hygiene, it is recommended to take your house to a house wash to get cleansed from top to bottom.

Sent from my Samsung Smart Bible

That's right, G@mers I'd Like to Find guilty. The lady above calls herself the Sk%r#m Grandma, streaming pro genocide g#mes like 'Cool Srebrenica 2' above to innocent unsuspecting children. This would be bad enough but did you know her real name is Eva Braun, Hitler's girlfriend who helped him invent the first video g#me!?

Please report this wicked siren to your local rotary clubs and AARP tribunals. G#mers like her are the reason my poor grandnephew Jemetrius must endure deg#mification chained up in the crawlspace.

Who are your main GILFs, Antiga?

i heard that the kid making videos got banned

Someone has been taking the demons out of the satan boxes and repurposing the boxes as guitars for fellow kids to play with instead! Please give a round of applause to the kind young citizen responsible for such a heroic act.

LOL (Lots Of Love), Becky

Her name is Abby the Anti-G*ming Cat. She is Andy’s slightly younger twin sister who looks up to her big bro a lot. Her zodiac sign is Cancer & her favorite flowers are roses. On the weekends, she, Andy, & Archie gather together to read bible verses.

She works at a school as a first grade teacher in San Francisco, and always teaches the kids why g*mes are bad for their brains. Her favorite person in the entire world is Andy, because he sets up a great example of anti-g*ming, and also because he’s her twin brother!!

Fun fact: Archie saved her & Andy once from being attacked by Gavin the G*mer.

Can me and regular people that arent 40 year old facebook moms and 35 year old pacifist hippies ALL agree that every source that this subreddit has is completley outdated, because thats their only form of research that shows "video ga.mes are horrible for everyone". the real anti gaming people in the sub are REALLY messed up for calling people nazis and terroists for playing Animal crossing and super mario bros like go pick on someone playing a r*pe simulator or smth cuz yall aint it with the nazi calling. if anything YOU guys are the nazis.

When I was a wee lad, I had to entertain myself by staring at ROCKS!!! Every day for breakfast, I would eat wild leaves. Did I mention I used to live in a cave, and was raised by foxes? Kids today are too distracted with their g*mes to realize the true beauty of life: Staring at rocks for approximately 10 hours before getting attacked by a wild lion and retreating back to your cave home

My Grandson, Brayden, is a recovering g#mer and he saw how frustrated I was getting at the pro-g#ming t#rrorists that have infiltrated this Facebook page, so he made a villain for Andy.

Gavin the G#mer is an evil g#mer who is fat, unshaven, and a lazy millennial. His hobbies include g#ming (even on Sundays when he should be at church!), menacing poor Minions (as seen above), transphobia, chewing with his mouth open and genocide! He breaks into houses while children are doing their chores, knitting, or sitting quietly to try to corrupt them with video g#me cartridges and deadly marij#ana. His catchphrase is “Hey kids, wanna do dr#gs, lawlessness and crimes (DLCs)?”

His favourite g#mes to corrupt children with are Call of Duty (a g#me where you win points for stealing cars) and MeinKraft, the first video g#me and was created by H#tler himself!

As Andy the Anti-G#ming Cat says, “Hey kids, don’t be like Gavin the G#mer, ask a parent or guardian for some exciting chores to do around the house instead!”

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike, proud of my recovering g#mer grandson

These g*mers have broken our rules on posting and invading our group. We need to start banning them so they can't invade our group anymore.

I call him dark Andy the anti g*ming cat

On September 11th, 2001, g#mers committed 9/11. At this time, these MILLENNIAL g#mers, who at the time called themselves 'turrists' decided to fly into the World Train Center.

Let's keep g#mes out if our elementary and high schools so MILLENNIALS don't commit 9/11 again.

To the friendly folks of New York, Washington DC, and the FARM in Pennsylvania, LOL (Lots of Love)

-Arty from Saskatoon

Take THAT, g*MERS!!!

ps. my condolences to all whose family got slaughtered by this g*mer cat

You’ll see it in the end. He reads a newspaper talking about his victims…

They’re not always EXACTLY g*me music, but they attempt to replicate the vibes and tunes of early satan boxes such as the Atari and NES (Nuntanda Evil Satan). Think like little beeps and boops. Asking because my son keeps begging me to buy this “chiptune soundtrack” and I’m not sure if it carries demons inside or not.

Edit: Oh, and pixel art too

This is duscasting, I will be contacting the copyright holder of Andy about this so they can sue Nantonda for copyright infringement.

Edit: Upon further inspection, I have realized there is a g*me in the making called “Sonic the Hedgehod 2” that also stole my Andy fan OC, Archie, & renamed him to “Tails”. 🤢🤢🤢