r/Austin • • Feb 19 '26

Shitpost 110 Million Years ago all those Ammonites started moving to Austin

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u/WoundedShaman Feb 19 '26

Ugh, I miss the Austin of 110 million BCE. That’s when Austin was truly Austin.

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u/sala8516 Feb 19 '26

Back when we were still a funky college town beneath a warm and shallow sea

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u/HARCYB-throwaway Feb 20 '26

Baton Rouge Louisiana used to be sister cities with Austin in the 70s and 80s. Both college towns. Both capitals, despite larger cities in each respective state.

If you want to go back in time, Baton Rouge practically hasn't changed at all since then!

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u/WoundedShaman Feb 20 '26

Dang, Baton Rouge is the same as it was 110 million years ago?

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u/Icy_Delay_7274 Feb 20 '26

Baton Rouge is also a garbage place to be. Was in the 70s and 80s, still is today.

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u/flatlander567 Feb 20 '26

My relatives from BR came to Omaha for CWS in 2023 and they couldn’t believe how clean the roads and highways were in Omaha. I thought they were kidding.

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u/Schnort Feb 20 '26

Traffic on the I10 bridge over the Mississippi is horrible at all times, just like I35

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u/Electronic-Duck8738 Feb 20 '26

Rent was a little cheaper, too. Only 6 seashells and 1 bead rock.

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u/komokazi Feb 19 '26

The construction will only take half as long.

31

u/kurtbradley Feb 19 '26

You’re optimistic.

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u/JBONE31 Feb 20 '26

As nuclear decay…….

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u/NWAH_OUTLANDER Feb 19 '26

Damn transplants

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u/nrojb50 Feb 19 '26

I miss the old austin.

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u/-imhe- Feb 19 '26

Cretaceous Austin just hit different

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u/bigj8705 Feb 20 '26

Old like pre 2000’s or 1970’s or 90BC. As I miss the pre 00’s was a lot more cool. These days feels like Dallas

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u/Texas_Trish71 Feb 20 '26

I miss the 1994 Austin when I first moved here. It was glorious then.

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u/thisisntinstagram Feb 20 '26

Pfft. I was here in 93. Way better then.

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u/usinjin Feb 20 '26

My dad says 70 was even better!

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u/nrojb50 Feb 20 '26

I heard in 1864 you could own all sorts of stuff!

2

u/Monster_Voice Feb 20 '26

1836 was peak if you were into very realistic larping.

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u/bigj8705 Feb 20 '26

Same. My parents moved in 91 I think I grew up here. Remember them building 183 at Anderson mill. The special city it once was is no longer.

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u/Unfair-Ocelot4255 Feb 21 '26

Late 1970’s- early 80’s. What a lovely place it was then. So fun. So cheap.

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u/cantrecallthelastone Feb 19 '26

Back when Austin was still cool.

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u/achilliesFriend Feb 19 '26

Yup ice age

20

u/illegal_deagle Feb 20 '26

Spoken like a true transplant. We used to party at the Glyptodont World Headquarters.

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u/noplace1ikegone Feb 19 '26

I-35 construction had already been going on for 40 million years.

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u/rarzwon Feb 19 '26

Here's to 40 million more!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/Patient_Freedom_2793 Feb 20 '26

Yea where is this!

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

Approaching 360 bridge going north

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u/aechmeablanctiana Feb 20 '26

It’s a relatively new cut. OP have you rock hounded any of it ?

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

you can also see something very similar by the Y in Oak Hill

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u/pifermeister Feb 19 '26

Not to be that guy but you don't really find ammonites in the Glen Rose for the most part. Yes, i'm miserable at parties.

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u/pifermeister Feb 20 '26

Most central austin creeks cut through other limestone members that are not the glen rose.

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u/ShesFunnyThatWay Feb 20 '26

This might prove your point, but there's a large ammonite embedded in a boulder on a popular trail running along Hamilton Creek (more visible to foot traffic heading towards the Pedernales river from Hamilton pool). Was super psyched to see it, making me think there were more around.

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u/HighOnTacos Feb 20 '26

Would you be able to identify a possible formation from a conglomerate of fossils?

I'm up in Georgetown, and the USGS map shows the whole area as just "Cretaceous" though there are some cool fossil formations around the lake.

I pulled a basketball size chunk of limestone/fossil conglomerate out of my yard with lots of different fossils that I can't name but don't resemble what I've seen around the lake. Curious if it's local and was just construction fill when the house was built, or if it was something a previous owner brought from elsewhere and left on the porch as decor.

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u/pifermeister Feb 20 '26

No unfortunately i wouldn't..when you take geology at acc/UT theres a hard focus on central texas with field trips etc. three years of that but a decade later it's super fuzzy...i just know what's generally in the Glen Rose because i lived on a creek in westlake and collected probably hundreds of fossils but not a single ammonite; i go to walnut creek the first time ever and find two broken ammonites. There are SO many people in austin who would love to take a crack at your rock..if Blodgett is still at ACC rio grande i bet he'd love to help.

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u/entoaggie Feb 20 '26

Check out the app ROCKD. It shows 3 or 4 formations in the greater Gtown area.

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u/Capnmolasses Feb 20 '26

I remember that my dead found a few in some of the creeks in Austin.

How dead was he?

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u/BetteMidlerFan69 Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

I have found many in the Georgetown formation (shoal creek) but nowhere else in town. I’ve found a Porocystis Globularis in Glen Rose which was exciting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Thats why we like you Miserable Meister

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u/brockington Feb 20 '26

Is "the Glen Rose" something other than the city called Glen Rose that's next to Granbury? I'm confused.

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u/Electronic-Duck8738 Feb 20 '26

It's like being from the 512, but waaaay whiter.

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

What would you actually find?

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u/pifermeister Feb 20 '26

Pretty much the whole thing is made of granocardium, a bivalve that you'll definitely recognize if you google it.

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

after conducting a search I’ll stick with the Ammonites canon because those granocardiums are boring as hell

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u/BetteMidlerFan69 Feb 20 '26

https://webapps.usgs.gov/txgeology/ probably the best place to hunt GRF is the cuts on 360 and 2222 but I haven’t gone that far, I’ve just found stuff on trails. The algal bodies are kinda cool and I think there are echinoids too.

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u/deathraylabs Feb 23 '26

that was the perfect comment

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u/brownboy444 Feb 20 '26

I'd rather talk to you about that at parties than the latest sports ball result or whatever dumb reality show is streaming. Oh wait I don't get invited to parties

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u/pifermeister Feb 20 '26

I found out last year that if i smoke even the tiniest bit of weed i start uncontrollably rolling my eyes and frowning when people bring up stuff i give zero shits about (basically the same topics you listed). Such a buzzkill for me that my face can't hold back. Sports is the worst fucking conversation..like just standing there and talking about what happened on tv last week and blurting out statistics..i know we're in the minority but oof.

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u/AustinGondola Feb 20 '26

You could get anything you wanted at the ole Ammonite World Headquarters.

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u/kwixta Feb 19 '26

I bet each and every one has a story about the time they smoked out with Willie

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u/NomadStar45 Feb 20 '26

True story, in 2008 I was dating a girl for a few months, things started getting weird. Caught her cheating on me with his great grandson. A willie story none the less.

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u/Constant_Car_676 Feb 20 '26

What was she doing with his willie?

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u/Electronic-Duck8738 Feb 20 '26

Smoking it?

Sorry, not sorry.

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

Nelsonraptors

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u/murph0o7 Feb 19 '26

Don't Jurassic my Austin

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u/Euclid_Jr Feb 19 '26

This the 360 cut?

Have never found actual ammonite fossils there / best thing was a heart urchin.

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u/Worried_Local_9620 Feb 20 '26

My heart is urchin' for the old Austin, too.

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u/Euclid_Jr Feb 20 '26

I left my Mesozoic era echinoid in Central Texas

10

u/summerfromtheoc Feb 20 '26

I’m obsesssed with with these walls, I love seeing the layers of history

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

The human mind will never be able to understand that time scale

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u/cptohoolahan Feb 20 '26

Gosh I miss hearing the ammonites perform at the western interior seaway yall :P

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u/rawmerow Feb 20 '26

I remember talking to to some old fart at the spider house around 1999 or so and him telling me how Austin sucked then and how it was so much better in the ‘70s… lol 😂

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u/WallStreetBoners Feb 20 '26

Yesterday = good

Tomorrow = bad

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u/tcwillis79 Feb 20 '26

Makes you wonder what color our layer will be. There are probably people who can tell us but we won’t listen.

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u/philohmath Feb 20 '26

Is shit-talking brown a color? That’s my guess.

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

It’s striking how sudden the changes are in some layers. What does that mean?

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u/Juan_Connery Feb 20 '26

We have begun to find strata that is less than 50 years old where the pressure has formed a mineral made of iron oxide and old scrap. You can see cans and shit in it very interesting. https://www.geologyin.com/2025/06/new-rock-type-made-from-human-trash.html?m=1

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u/flyingforfun3 Feb 19 '26

I bet they remember when Austin was weird.

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u/Roadrider85 Feb 20 '26

It’s gone downhill ever since those Ammonites started showing up.

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u/NoNameNoSlogan Feb 19 '26

Hasn’t been the same since.

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u/Background-Suit5717 Feb 20 '26

And now they’re Austinites

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u/JohnGillnitz Feb 20 '26

Here we can see where one Ammonite is complaining about another Ammonite bringing their pet single cell organism to the communal feeding center. And not even with a leash! WTF, am I right!?

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u/spartyanon Feb 20 '26

The city was really cool about ten years before that.

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u/Lopsided-Ad7725 Feb 20 '26

Ages from now:

“Look, this is when the software sales techies first migrated into Austin.”

“And over here is the start of the Millenial period. You can tell by the first heavy traces of microplastics.”

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u/Rhinowalrus Feb 20 '26

The UT folks teaching Geology 101’s mouths are watering

4

u/verdeyen Feb 20 '26

Actually today’s the anniversary. It’s 110 million years ago today!

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u/KeefyNugs Feb 20 '26

If you weren’t here before this, you’re not from here.

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u/b4uShrekUrself Feb 20 '26

Back when Austin was still weird :(

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u/Live_Ad8778 Feb 20 '26

Praise Helix?

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u/ihatethetv Feb 20 '26

Back when it was cool

3

u/texyymex Feb 20 '26

no toll lanes on 360

3

u/SWlikeme Feb 20 '26

Fuckin’ hipsters…

3

u/cjwi Feb 20 '26

Keep Austin Triassic

2

u/ZGadgetInspector Feb 20 '26

Did they wear prairie garb?

2

u/uthorny26 Feb 20 '26

That was old school back when Austin was good....

2

u/cmariamo Feb 20 '26

is this 360 being widened?? jesus

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u/glendon24 Feb 20 '26

Don't Ammonite my Texas!

1

u/ihatethetv Feb 20 '26

I see a plieosaur toenail!

1

u/CloudFuneral Feb 20 '26

I didn't tell them to do that.

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u/boredcamp Feb 20 '26

Wow way to ruin a beautiful stretch of road.

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u/partysandwich Feb 20 '26

I don't know. If they do leave it exposed like that it's interesting at least

1

u/405itsmike Feb 20 '26

And they won't stop moving here. Oh! Wait! What?

1

u/bagoslime Feb 20 '26

I been finding so many sea snail fossils

1

u/gadgetex Feb 20 '26

Back in 1987 downtown was still sleepy and somewhat empty

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u/Icy_Detective_7849 Feb 22 '26

Things always change and always will. If they didn’t, we’d be living in a cave.

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u/iansmitchell Feb 26 '26

Back when rent was affordable

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u/coryscochran Feb 20 '26

It’s almost like places, including cities, change over time.