r/AbsoluteUnits • u/beklog • 20h ago

/r/popular of a fishing lure

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u/DrParadoxOG 20h ago

So we are both in the gutter....glad its not just me.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 20h ago

Don’t put that in your gutter. We’ll have to fish it out.. in the ER

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u/DrParadoxOG 19h ago

I had a mate that was dating a nurse. Apparently its lynx caps they have to try and remove on a regular basis....she would go into great detail...even though we asked her not to.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 19h ago

You mean lynx cans?

aerosol can in the bum sounds like you need to call in the bomb squad

Cooooked lol!!

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u/DrParadoxOG 19h ago

Yup. Apparently its the right shape...ahem

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 19h ago

Everything is a butt plug if your stupid enough lol

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u/Dark666Horse 19h ago

WTF

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 19h ago

Especially if that sucker detonates. Perfume grenade lodged in the barrel.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 18h ago

I saw that on greys anatomy 😄 the guy refused to say what was stuck and they went in and accidentally pierced the can it blew him in half as I recall.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 18h ago

That’s way more awesome than I remember Greys Anatomy every being

Next episode: Meredith clears a room with a flamethrower.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 18h ago

😄 I watch it passively, my wife watches it. She says she's invested too much time in it to quit

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u/thatG_evanP 16h ago

Tell her about the sunk cost fallacy.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 18h ago

Definitely a wife show. Which translates to an hour of uninterrupted Xbox time for me.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 17h ago

I do the washing up or fold laundry get the kids bags ready ect. It used to be an actual medical drama (not ER or the Pitt) but over the years it's dissolved into soap and from that there is no come back

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