r/AbsoluteUnits • u/beklog • 20h ago

/r/popular of a fishing lure

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u/Routine-Slice6729 19h ago

Honestly what are you trying to catch with that?

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u/MrBobSaget 19h ago

Syphyllis

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u/brainspl0ad 18h ago

Seaphyllis

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u/motomaxxing 18h ago

SeaPhallus

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u/YukYukas 19h ago

Godzilla, probably

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u/Routine-Slice6729 19h ago

Has to be 🤣🤣

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u/hatchetharrie 19h ago

Bonnie Blue

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 19h ago

The sea bed

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u/Tjam3s 19h ago

A hemorrhoid

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u/ThoroughlyWet 17h ago

Bluegill

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u/Routine-Slice6729 17h ago

Is that a joke or for real

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u/ThoroughlyWet 17h ago

Bluegill are monsters man

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u/Routine-Slice6729 17h ago

Never seen one before. Another reason I stay out of the water!!

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u/ThoroughlyWet 17h ago

This is just a baby but goes to show you how big they can be. Theyre in almost every body of fresh water in America

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u/Routine-Slice6729 17h ago

Not my fresh water pool lmao

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u/ThoroughlyWet 17h ago

Nah fr, just a fishermen joke. Bluegill are usually less than a pound, but extremely territorial during the breeding season. They tend to be everybody's first fish because they'll bite bare hooks if they land near their nests.

That picture above is one of a TREMENDOUSLY big bluegill, like 3 lbs and held up close to the camera.

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u/theonewhoknockwurst 12h ago

It’s for reel