r/videogames • u/Fer-Nando84 • 8h ago

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u/the_1_true_Roy 8h ago

Freelance kleptomaniac steals a dodgy USB drive, uses it and ends up with a brain tumour

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u/larsw84 8h ago

Cyberpunk 2077

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u/the_1_true_Roy 8h ago

It is indeed

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u/CruelAngelsThesis_01 8h ago

Intellectual property platform fighter

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u/BadlyHurts87 7h ago

Smash Bros?

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u/ms_watson_ 8h ago

Loser clone needs mom's password to stop ai-god's split-personality-devil from resurrecting zombie robots to end the post-anthropocenic era

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u/Harkkonan2 7h ago

Horizon forbidden west?

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u/2271 5h ago

Keanu Reeves is inside me without consent

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u/HateMoney1 2h ago

Shall I abbreviate it?

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u/Clankbot14 5h ago

Armored core

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u/NetflixWasTaken 8h ago

Man yells really loud with guidance of old men that also yell really loud

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u/IrbanMutarez 3h ago

Four Frenchmen are afraid of numbers so they start to fight art.

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u/DelRio2Night 2h ago

I hear they get it together for Expedition 33

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u/reaper88911 8h ago

Big fella fights religion and breaks it making a friend along the way

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u/NameisPeace 8h ago

like this crazy dude, due, sees dogs, and creepy kids, and he is like "have you seen a little girl" and I dont know dude, there is mist, and stuff and drugs and this hot cop

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u/Glockenspiel_Hero 7h ago

Turning a pristine, vibrant wilderness into an industrial hellscape

For the puppies and kittens

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u/ozmutazbuckshank 6h ago

Satisfactory!!!

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u/trematar 6h ago

American soldier with mommy issues fights giant robot in russia then refuses to shake the presidents hand.

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u/GeekMaster102 5h ago

Metal Gear Solid 3

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u/SoSyck 6h ago

TB simulator

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u/BeanserSoyze 3h ago

At first I read this as TBI simulator and was gonna guess Madden

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u/Olympusmons1234 5h ago

Angry bald guy and angsty son fulfill dead wife/mothers last wishes

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u/Clankbot14 5h ago

No where near poor enough of an explain

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u/Wolven_Essence 6h ago

Man travels around playing a card game, shirking his more important responsibilities.

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u/JoviallyImperfect 6h ago

Witcher 3?

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u/Wolven_Essence 6h ago

Bingo

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u/maveri4201 5h ago

Or Final Fantasy VIII

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u/DrFuror 5h ago

Or RDR2.

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u/zaepoo 48m ago

As someone who played all 3 Witcher games, Gwent is the best thing to come out of the series

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u/clownsinadarkforest 8h ago

Fight aliens one square at a time

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u/Satansleadguitarist 8h ago edited 8h ago

Mutant finds his daughter and they fight winter together

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u/hoginlly 6h ago

My version was 'guy gets so obsessed with playing an awesome card game he forgets he was supposed to be looking for his daughter who is in mortal danger'

That's how my game always goes anyway

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u/Ryyah61577 7h ago

Man continually runs into another man looking for his long lost friend, Gavin.

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u/decoy777 7h ago

Red Dead Redemption 2

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u/the_ebs 6h ago edited 6h ago

Young boy from the forest vandalizes kingdom by breaking everyone's pots and destroying their gardens, led around by radioactive insect.

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u/SebFriday 8h ago

People running in Manhattan during Xmas after Covid 🤗

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u/Palladiamorsdeus 8h ago

The Division?

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u/SebFriday 8h ago

Exactly right! 🤗

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u/PsychologySouth6485 8h ago

Famous writer has psychotic break at a lake, that's not a lake, but an ocean.

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u/BlockyGDev 8h ago

Some people build gigantic cities, other commit gigantic war crimes; there's no one path

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u/PilzEtosis 7h ago

Rimworld.

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u/Harkkonan2 7h ago

Civilization?

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u/Scorpian899 3h ago

Paradox has entered the chat. Or perhaps civ.

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u/W34kness 8h ago

Cleaning for horrible people because your daughter is sick

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u/Positive-Zebra2557 8h ago

Kovalsky better get back to work

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u/Decent_Historian42 6h ago

Crime scene cleaner my beloved!

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u/nahnonameman 7h ago

WORT WORT WORT

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u/Toppest_Dom 7h ago

AHHHHHH WOOOBOGA

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u/k1ckthecheat 8h ago

Metroid.

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u/MrHandSanitization 7h ago

Metroid?

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u/Dry_Piece2276 7h ago

I think he was answering OPs one

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u/joao-esteves 5h ago

Correct!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wing835 7h ago

American dude walks into a house and asks the owner in broken Spanish where his bosses daughter is

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u/mbowk23 7h ago

And then round house kicks him?

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u/cob59 7h ago

Mediterranean migrant litters Scandinavian mountain , helped by dysphoric child and paraplegic friend.

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u/tim3111 7h ago

God of War

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u/Miserable-Ad5401 5h ago

Actually, he's an amputee...

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u/OkHamster786 4h ago

Man who can double jump, wallrun, and move faster than a crackhead behind Walmart has to babysit a tank with legs while fighting space amazon. Time travel. No third game.

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u/Knight-Owl-9444 7h ago edited 7h ago

Some dude with a silly haircut & cool jacket sent to Europe to rescue a baby eagle from Cult. Meets funny sounding Gypsy hobbit, Undertaker cosplayer, playboy nerd, former waifu and Spec ops Bro along the way…oh and, there’s like some zombies or whatever

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 6h ago

There's zombies? I thought that's just how Eastern Europeans are...

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u/Announcement90 6h ago

The game is set in a fictional version of Spain...

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u/sdennis184 7h ago

RE4?

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u/Knight-Owl-9444 7h ago

Yeah lol pretty easy one

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u/BlackKnightC4 6h ago

Ancient flying machine that mind controls alien space cop and makes him do its bidding so a human is made into a space cop to stop him.

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u/Sagenius 6h ago

Mass Effect

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u/Major_Bahoobage 3h ago

White haired freelancer has daddy issues

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u/DelRio2Night 3h ago

Sounds like Dante from Devil May Cry

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u/BakedTate 1h ago

My guess was Geralt :(

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u/GlobalProfessor9749 8h ago

Lots of bugs.

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u/PsychologySouth6485 8h ago

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

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u/goatham1 6h ago

For Rock and Stone!

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u/MLucian 7h ago

A Bug's Life on PlayStation 1

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u/GlobalProfessor9749 7h ago

Now-now, I may be a fossil but even I have mh limits.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 6h ago

I still don't know if that game was genuinely good or I was just a kid. I kinda don't want to ruin it by playing it now lol.

Think it's part of the upcoming Toy Story compilation though funnily enough.

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u/Gigabytings 6h ago

It’s either Helldivers II or Todd Howard’s burner account.

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 6h ago

Escape from Tarkov!

Or any Bethesda game.

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u/JonDoe117 5h ago

Starship Troopers?

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u/GlobalProfessor9749 5h ago

Finally, somebody said it! The answer is wrong, but oh, I've been waiting! I loved this game, really.

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u/KhalMika 5h ago

Bugs as in errors or as in insects? Xd

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u/GlobalProfessor9749 5h ago

I choosed that exact phrasing for a reason :3

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u/KhalMika 2h ago

Deep Rock Galactic!

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u/W3inerSchnitze1 1h ago

Helldivers

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u/Spare_Entrance_9389 8h ago

Requirment of Fast

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u/SebFriday 7h ago

Need for Speed?

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u/Spare_Entrance_9389 7h ago

Ridddders on the storm

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u/TrickNatural 8h ago

Childish sport superstar with arrested development and daddy issues must save the world from his dad.

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 8h ago

It has snakes, monkeys, boxes, grass and guns

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u/passiveflux 7h ago

Group of people hate art and try to destroy it

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u/Oro-Lavanda 7h ago

paid off my house mortgage with bugs, fossils, and fish

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u/SnooChickens3871 7h ago

Some ex convict fights all kinds of people, monsters, creatures and dragons and old dudes tell him hes the chosen one while super mario helps you save the world

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u/ladyvanq 6h ago

Oblivion?

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u/Mr_White6789 6h ago

Skyrim

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u/ladyvanq 6h ago

Oh wait i didn't clock the super mario/parthurnax, i was fixated on the old man being Martin instead of Greybeards lmao

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u/Mr_White6789 6h ago

For some reason I was lost until the super Mario part. Parthanax being the same VA as Mario is one of those random facts that you’ll never forget lol

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u/InkAndTide2026 5h ago

French

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u/Clankbot14 5h ago

Clair obscure

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u/AshenRaven66 8h ago

Bored aristocratic lady kills dinosaurs and other endangered species for old, shiny house decorations

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u/SebFriday 8h ago

Tomb Raider perhaps?

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u/QueenVell 7h ago

Spiky haired kid with clown shoes who's obsessed with friendship, travels to other worlds and beats up monsters with a giant key.

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u/Pharohbacon 7h ago

Guy busts ghosts to save his brother

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u/Murky-Tomorrow4013 6h ago

A plumber, jailed for robbery and vandalism, clears criminal record by catching his imposter with the help of a mad scientist.

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u/281ciMustang 6h ago

Super Mario sunshine

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u/samuelcsims07 5h ago

Playing this for the first time rn. So jank but so fun

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u/cowboy-sneepsnip 4h ago

Someone who knows ball

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u/VTMTK 6h ago

You're looking for your missing gun, and you might be gay or a cop.. possibly both. The seaside town seems friendly and full of recent history.

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u/JoviallyImperfect 6h ago

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

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u/Cerberusx32 1h ago

Mutant spends life fighting monsters for coin, constantly trying to find his missing daughter and getting involved in problems.

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u/Dry_Piece2276 8h ago

Throw clothing at people to be them

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u/GameDestiny2 7h ago

Ex-felon gets cancer

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u/ChillKaiju 2h ago

Infinite Wealth

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u/Lykeuhfox 6h ago

RFK Jr. Simulator where the antagonists are J. Jonah Jameson, A more murderous Harley Quinn with albinism, and a well-connected My Chemical Romance fan.

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u/AnonMoose2 6h ago

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!!!!

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u/Background_Clue_3756 6h ago

Parasite Eve

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u/1981Reborn 5h ago edited 5h ago

Save the world then storm an Art Deco landmark. Great game.

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u/12thmanhawkfan 6h ago

A lone biker struggles to survive in a dangerous world where nothing seems as it is.

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u/IceFireTerry 5h ago

That's Metroid right?

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u/uber_neets 4h ago

A young boy, armed with nothing but courage, sacrifices his childhood to become a hero and saves the world.

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u/SysaphusSmile 3h ago

Guy with a horse kills monsters and has a magical adopted daughter

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u/KhalMika 5h ago

A company released a sci-fi game in such a poor state, said company almost died. But with so many free updates they earned the community's trust, love and support, their main sci-fi game is incredible, and now they're developing a medieval/fantasy game, testing stuff on their sci-fi game first.

I'm playing their new fantasy game xd

(There's 2 options, but in one they didn't release the new game)

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u/HowardJamesGlen 5h ago

No man's sky?

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u/KhalMika 5h ago

Almost!! That's the one that didn't release their new game (yet), which is Light no Fire (and I'll play ofc)

The one I say has ninjas.. kind of

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u/PilotIntelligent8906 8h ago

Guy travels the world in order to kill a former co-worker.

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u/PresentStock1310 8h ago

Two groups of idiots fighting over a dead city

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u/smolgote 8h ago

Six year old with jaundice chooses to either become the hero or the villain

Sixteen year old with jaundice teams up with genderbent Barnie the Dinosaur and a femboy goat creature to save the world. Also that same teen with jaundice hates you

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u/ghost_of_you_4479 8h ago

Elf boy gets edgy and turns into a furry

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u/Atreide-Omega 7h ago

Random bug fights local goddess

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u/Amazingtrooper5 5h ago edited 5h ago

Space Engineering trip to visit coworkers and Girlfriend goes horribly wrong

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u/Echoingtruth 5h ago

Space cowboy wants to fuck a cockroach.

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u/Altruistic_Ad5270 35m ago

4 crackheads brutalize the sick and poor for worshiping the wrong god

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/281ciMustang 6h ago

Cmon dawg

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u/_B_O_W_ 5h ago

Gonk makes new chooms. Chooms die. Gonk dies. Everyone sad. Also it's the future.

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u/Clankbot14 5h ago

Yeah nowhere near poorly explained

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u/KhalMika 5h ago

It's obviously Age of Empires 2077

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u/Palladiamorsdeus 8h ago

Boy accidentalies into another world where he's dead and just does what the villains want.

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u/Informal_Visitor 8h ago

Crashes to desktop when you click .exe.

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u/Rivernoise92 8h ago

Man who is always hungry has to deliver a letter and stabs a lot of idiots

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u/martusfine 8h ago

No Mans Sky lol

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u/Shadowninja0409 7h ago

Elf milf travels around with her bratty apprentice and cowardly warrior

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u/Discount-Hero 7h ago

Heart of the Swarm?

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u/ThatIslandGuy8888 7h ago

Beat people up with keychains!!

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u/OptimisticExpert 7h ago

Scientist makes a big mess. Has to clean it up.

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u/Subjunct 7h ago

Urban American business simulator

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u/Least_Painter_5850 7h ago

Bunch of people fight a hot guy for the rock they live on

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u/HUNAcean 7h ago

You meet a guy with golden retriver energy and a goth baddie, and you embark to validate old paperwork. Friends join. You win a class action lawsuit and then possibly die.

The end.

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u/catrvvi 7h ago

Random ass ppl shoot at eachother and destroy property for no fucking reason, keeps involving sentient animals in their fights

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u/notrealchair35 7h ago

Die, die,die and die some more then become lord.

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u/MrHandSanitization 7h ago

Dude gives up daughter to wipe his gambling debt.

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u/EthylPaige 7h ago

Bioshock infinite

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u/HK_Bandit95 7h ago

Angry under ground lizards pick a fight with armored power lifters.

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u/Disastrous_Savings39 7h ago

Starwars outlaw

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u/wrooster8 7h ago

Famous athlete who's just a dream teleports in time to help some chick he falls in love with kill his dad who has become a murderous monster. Along the way they meet another dead guy, another washed up athlete, some chick who only wears a tangle of belts for clothing, a humanoid rhino who got his horn poached, and an athiest girl who is good at disassembling machines. I guess they also disassemble a giant religious cult the rules most of the remaining population

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u/Ok_Tomorrow7674 7h ago

make bug blow up

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u/ApprehensivePilot3 7h ago

Man with amnesia, has a weird tattoo, needs to kill someone on the zone full gasmask wearing slavic people and weird objects.

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u/Moon_Guy2021 7h ago

4 people shoot crazy people

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u/ruebenreleeshahn 7h ago

Delivery driver fixes abandoned car, squats in garage, claims voices on radio made them do it.

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u/Lizzy_Of_Galtar 7h ago

Random stranger gets kidnapped by tentacles and given a pet.

Escapes and befriends a goth, green meany, a red golden retriever, two bi dudes and a bear.

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u/Darius_Rubinx 7h ago

War of the Worlds but with a time travelling dolphin.

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