Bro just casually added me to the hangout

[u/-Mr-Red_Seas]

[u/MangoandSalt]

Go. Eventually people stop asking you to go places

[u/-Mr-Red_Seas → u/MangoandSalt]

hella, I just gotta watch him cuz hes heart broken, cant let him do anything stupid

[u/Double-Cow67 → u/-Mr-Red_Seas]

take care of your boy

[u/Hellboy_M420 → u/-Mr-Red_Seas]

You're a good friend and he knows 🥲

[u/Double-Cow67 → u/MangoandSalt]

this

[u/xXxHondoxXx]

Call him Broseidon, King of the Brocean and Brohemian Rhapsody back.

[u/mapmakinworldbuildin]

So. You going camping brostachio ice cream.

[u/thrivingvirgo4]

that man needs you

[u/freisbill → u/thrivingvirgo4]

lick his taint, he will feel better

[u/mapmakinworldbuildin → u/freisbill]

That never makes me feel better until bubbles are blown on it.

[u/Milehighmonroe]

CHERISH IT

[u/thegreatturtleofgort]

Wholesome

[u/InfamousCattle3223]

Your boy needs you

[u/SockFun496]

That's a solid friend

[u/HortenseDaigle]

"brochacho bonito" I think my partner has gained a new nickname.

[u/traversingtimewarps]

Have fun bro enjoy

[u/Mysterious-Call-245]

That’s too much Malibu under any circumstance

[u/-Mr-Red_Seas → u/Mysterious-Call-245]

He did actually buy 5 I just checked, I was able to calm him down so we left 3 bottles in my house

[u/Dounce1 → u/Mysterious-Call-245]

My dumbass thought he meant the car. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine people still drank Malibu.

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[u/foxko]

I’m wanna go camping

[u/thebigpink]

Called having a friend