r/texts • u/Appropriate-Depth379 • 22h ago

Phone message Bro.

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Not even from a dating site 😭

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u/multidollar 22h ago

Do you know how hard it is to find paying customers in this economy?!

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u/Appropriate-Depth379 22h ago

Can I bill him and send a comedy dick pic?

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u/multidollar 21h ago

What’s the difference that makes it comedic? 😬

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u/Appropriate-Depth379 21h ago

Googly eyes?

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u/veritaslost33 21h ago

This reply thread is the funniest I’ve seen tonight. Thank you both

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u/warmapplejuice 17h ago

Id pay extra for that!

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u/TheLostRanger0117 15h ago

Would the googly eyes go above the shaft, or on the head?

I can real quick send some example photos, actually already have a bunch put together! /J!!!

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u/Cap_Abdulll 22h ago

Okay so would you?

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u/StormieShake 22h ago

Green apple 💔 noo

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u/Silent_Box_1708 14h ago

You used to post  nsfw photos. Could’ve reused those and made some money. 

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u/Hearthgroan 22h ago

What an absolute apple

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u/veritaslost33 21h ago

How did he get your number? This could explain a lot. Not saying he’s right for this at all but more information helps with clarification of perspective

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u/Appropriate-Depth379 19h ago

An app to make friends and chat about music...

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u/veritaslost33 19h ago

Sooooo just your typical chad. Sorry for your experience with that.

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u/NoMoreBullsheet 13h ago

And finish it with comedy dick line

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 16h ago

Legit. I’d be asking how much.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 21h ago

i gotta see what he's responding to before judging

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u/Appropriate-Depth379 21h ago

First message for either of us!

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u/violent_piss 20h ago

Tell them yes. Sell ai photos of a fake person.

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u/mapmakinworldbuildin 16h ago

Hustle.

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u/violent_piss 8h ago

Yep. Profit off of his inability to be civil.

Without selling your own body. Huge win.