This is how you max out the RAM

[u/isecore]

[u/snakebite75]

Look at Mr. Moneybags showing off how rich he is.

[u/FarToe1 → u/snakebite75]

Even if it's DDR3, that's a retirement fund.

[u/TheJesusGuy → u/FarToe1]

DDR3 is worthless

[u/Karlus_LeV → u/TheJesusGuy]

Might not be worth a lot but it’s far from worthless.

[u/picardo85 → u/snakebite75]

Probably a few thousand in gold there if he's able to extract it.

[u/1070MHz → u/picardo85]

More like a few thousand in RAM

[u/picardo85 → u/1070MHz]

That too, if one would be eager to flip them one by one.

[u/thegreatpotatogod → u/1070MHz]

You mean a few hundred thousand in RAM

[u/Moomoobeef → u/thegreatpotatogod]

You mean a few million in RAM

[u/Serberou5]

Still wouldn't be enough for a greedy AI data centre though.

[u/Mattigins → u/Serberou5]

This used to be a chrome joke.

[u/Neither-Nebula5000 → u/Serberou5]

Argh... beat me to it!

[u/Alias-Q]

I used to work in a hospital system, I too used an old desktop case as a bin to collect ram when I stripped hardrives and memory to decommission devices. Brings back memories lol

[u/isecore → u/Alias-Q]

That's exactly what's going on here. We're sending off old ram and drives from decommissioned devices. We've filled four old computers just like this treasure chest 🤣

[u/syberghost]

Remember that episode of Invader Zim where he found out that unlike his species, that has one superior internal organ, humans have several, so he stole everyone's organs so he would have the most organs?

This is that.

[u/Mattigins → u/syberghost]

That ep used to scare the shit outta kid me

[u/Neither-Nebula5000]

Looking like a home made Claude AI Server to me.

[u/ToxinFoxen]

Congrats on your antique DDR1 collection.

[u/isecore → u/ToxinFoxen]

There's all kinds of ram in there. DDR1 to 4, I'd think.

[u/Bourriks → u/isecore]

Sort'em all and make a cool picture for r/knolling

[u/ol-gormsby]

Ah yes, the new wireless RAM. It uses Bluetoorh.

[u/ZoeyPlaysSomeGames]

Nice Dell OptiPlex i have one just like it!

[u/toomanyscooters]

Woah Black Betty...

[u/I_Is_Brain-404]

Generational wealth

[u/Mxrcx_2005]

Dell Optiplex 3010 spotted

[u/DoubleDecaff → u/Mxrcx_2005]

Dunno. Looks like a recently disassembled Flock camera to me.

[u/the_axemurmurer]

System requirements for Windows 12

[u/ICame4TheCirclejerk]

You're looking at the new Federal Reserve right there. Enough value to fund the federal budget for 5 years.

[u/picardo85]

That looks like a literal goldmine.

[u/theskyiscool]

This is what the treasure chest of the future will look like

[u/Panorpa]

Is that enough dedotated wham for a server?

[u/Jagg_95]

Protogens dinner

[u/bad-duck-094]

Got any ddr4?

[u/isecore → u/bad-duck-094]

There's probably sticks of it knocking around in the piles.

[u/bad-duck-094 → u/isecore]

Balling to a incredibly high degree

[u/WonderfulShake]

$5

[u/Tdubbium]

insert joke about eating ram

[u/Xyrack]

Are the channels balanced?

[u/Badytheprogram]

Installed memory(RAM): yes

[u/LordK1]

A box is still a box.

[u/ging3r_b3ard_man]

I see you've found a treasure chest!

[u/olliegw]

If things keep going the way they've been then people will start coming to your houses and offices demanding you hand over your RAM to go the AI data centres.

So maybe hide your stash in a place less obvious then a computer case.

[u/Mariuszgamer2007]

My mac pro 2009 has 30+ ram sticks in it but good luck trying to get some of it without taking 10 minutes

[u/Mookest]

Wow you downloaded a lot of ram!

[u/ADownStrabgeQuark]

Bro is a millionaire.

[u/Specialist_Leader_11]

Reminds me of the hard-off Junk parts

[u/TransporterError]

Street value?

[u/No-Wallaby-4167]

Holy RAM 😲😳

[u/Zealousideal_Sun3843]

Every country guy: Yep. Sure is (wheeze) bud. (nuke cough)

[u/Equal-Ad9412]

THEY HAVE RAM! GET EM! 

[u/IrrerPolterer]

No need to worry about airflow if there's no air

[u/drumandbassfreak]

How do we get so many RAM in em? Like this! Plus we use the whole module, that's 65% more module per module!

[u/P5ychokilla]

2026's Fort Knox

[u/LayeredHalo3851]

You could buy a small house with this, and that's not as big of an exaggeration as it should be

[u/isecore → u/LayeredHalo3851]

"That's a literal treasure chest" as a buddy of mine said.

[u/LayeredHalo3851 → u/isecore]

If you buried that on a desert island with a big red X then with nothing but a map, a compass, and the clothes on my back (and maybe a captain hat) I'll set sail on the seven seas and find that

[u/Zerschmetterding]

Needs some shaking, that's just 80% capacity 

[u/ChocolateDonut36]

techsupportgore? no, this is heaven.

[u/MCIV800]

HE HAS RAM!! GET HIM!!!

[u/TheLOC01]

Big big ram box much memory

[u/Alert_Priority6018]

wooah, look at all that dedotaded stuff dude!

[u/Ok_Highway2642]

We the protogens have taken notice

[u/Jimpero_cool]

My pc in irl

[u/TechnicalDefense]

i think i see a few spots where you can squeeze in a bit more...

[u/Pixelated-Yeti]

Gold prices today .. worthless

[u/Lonely-Independence4]

HE HAS RAM, GET HIM!!!