r/technology • u/AdSpecialist6598 • Jul 08 '26

Society Bryan Johnson, the millionaire biohacker who wants to live forever, diagnosed with incurable autoimmune disease

https://www.techspot.com/news/113035-bryan-johnson-millionaire-biohacker-who-wants-live-forever.html
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u/Old-Finance1815 Jul 08 '26

I don’t have an incurable autoimmune disease (that I know of).

How much will he pay for my blood?

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u/FriarNurgle Jul 08 '26

Minimum wage.

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u/cipher1331 Jul 08 '26

And split shifts so you can hydrate and regenerate plasma on your own time.

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u/Coffeedemon Jul 08 '26

Lol. The last thing you're getting out of this is enough hours to claim benefits!

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u/slamdanceswithwolves Jul 08 '26

You also have to sign a document saying you appreciate the opportunity.

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u/lavassls Jul 08 '26

You don't get paid for blood. You can get 100 a week for plasma.

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u/Momik Jul 08 '26

But that’s hourly as it’s in his bloodstream, yeah?

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u/Kurfaloid Jul 08 '26

Lol, this isn't some socialist paradise where there is a lower limit to what your body is harvested for. This will be compensated per gig-economy rules: less than the cost of food you need to ingest to produce that blood.