This game requires 3 people to play. 6 shots are placed on a table. 5 are filled with regular spring water, the last one is filled with Duch Puszczy (95% ABV polish spirit). 2 of the players exit the room while the 3rd person moves the shot glasses around. After the shuffle, the 2 players go back in with a clip on their nose to get rid of their sense of smell. The unfortunate (or fortunate) player that gets the 95% spirit has to drink it and swallow fully, otherwise they will be labeled as a loser.

Revolutionary idea

You squat up and down and slip bunches of grass into your ass and cough while making the same noise a regular lawnmower makes

I want to become a Troll King, where I recruit dozens of sub-trolls to do silly things that kind of bother people.

I want to have 30 cars going around the airport not letting anyone get to do drop offs or pickups.

I want dozens of people to get in line at the DMV just to leave before their number is called.

I want to have 30 people go to a showing or "Schindler's List" while listening to the same Stand Up comedy album with ear buds. Could you imagine 30 people laughing at the same time during a famously depressing movie.

After Trump's disastrous term, JD Vance only has one option to gain popular vote in 2028: by hiring a personal trainer (maybe the same guy who coached Christian Bales to gain weight and look like Dick Cheney in Vice) to make him look and act exactly like the fat JD Vance curly hair meme.

Enough for your brain to get its kick, but not enough for you to notice. It will also give you extra lives as an incentive to plug it in.