r/polandball • u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. • 4d ago

collaboration Border Games

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u/52whale 4d ago

Poland: we are small, but honey badgers are also small. Yet, no one mess with honey badgers.

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u/shumovka 1d ago

Poland? Badgers? Poland is about beavers.

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u/pothkan Pòmòrskô 4d ago

event: surprise Russian attack

result: remove national spirit "Polarized society"

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u/Mysterious_Web7517 4d ago

Would be perfect with button titled "article 5".

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u/kebabguy0 Mamluk Sultanate, the one who saved Islam 4d ago

"I will fuck you"

😭

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u/emperorsyndrome 4d ago edited 4d ago

"what?"

*confused starings*

*smug starings*

"it's "I will fuck you up", Poland"

"wait, what did I say?"

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u/k-tax 4d ago

Did I stutter?

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u/BoultonPaulDefiant Somalia 4d ago

Well, things just got interesting

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u/capitan_turtle 4d ago

No enter field of mine. Explosion

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u/EnvironmentalAd912 4d ago

Poland will have its border drawn

Even in blood on the last map of humanity

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u/Rohen2003 Baden-Wuerttemberg 4d ago

kinda expected him to run into germany instead who was just on his way to the baltics. and then both would be "wait, why are you here?"

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 4d ago

Also on YouTube.

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u/Gullible_Ear_9862 4d ago

I love Poland

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Italia cannot into baltics 4d ago

Not enough countries have enough balls (pun intended) left

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u/LudwigSpectre 4d ago

It’s “fuck you up”

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u/dskprt 3d ago

Shoot some drones or missiles instead; they won't be found until election season

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u/Dbossg911 Kazakhstan 2d ago

But Russia already crossed the border, why the again warning only?

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u/rycitrus_orange 2d ago

Russia neads to BE ready for femboys power 😅

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u/Select_Arm_4248 1d ago

We will femboy the shit out of them, to the point they will cry to us: "No Polska! Cyka blyat, no femboy, please, POLSKA! Have mercy on us!!!". But no! NO!!! KURWA NIE!!! When they will beg, we will flood them with more femboys. We will empty our wartime femboy warehouses. We will reinstate all mothballed femboys we have! This will be femboygeddon on a scale they never seen in their short history! They will be pushed to nuke us with, what they have left from USSR years. They will think that will be enough, but then MORE FEMBOYS! And when dust settles, there will be no Ruskie. Only femboys... We are producing femboys for decades now and Russia is heading straight to our trap. <- pun intended.

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u/PeshkovPetr 1h ago

Meanwhile, Ukrainian curved missiles are killing Polish civilians. The Polish government is screaming... To Russia, and Poland is further laying under Ukraine. These cartoons here are so flawed! 

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u/russians-gonna-rush Russia 4d ago

Umm, what is that supposed to mean?

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u/TimeCake233 4d ago

You try = you ate dead

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u/russians-gonna-rush Russia 4d ago

Like Poles in Kremlin in 1610?

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u/Key_Arrival2927 4d ago

That's your example? Over 500 years of wars and conflicts and you are butthurt about this?

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u/KPSWZG 4d ago

Like russians in Warsaw in 1920

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u/LeMe-Two Poland 3d ago

Ironically in 1610 Polish guards in Kremlin were very much alive 

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u/hale444 Pennsyltucky 1d ago

About time for a repeat. 

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u/Kastrytschnique 1d ago

Meanwhile Poland's plans in case Ukraine falls: fall back to behind Vistula.

Also Poland: "If a single missile lands on Polish soil!"

Missiles and drones land on Polish soil.

Poland: It wasn't intentional. *pisses its pants*