r/oneliners • u/potato_in_denial • 5d ago

Nobody dies a virgin, life f***s us all :)

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u/SauronSauroff 5d ago

The dildo of life/ concequences rarely comes with lube too

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u/CzarTwilight 5d ago

Hey thats the motto at my mortuary

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u/potato_in_denial 5d ago

Ayo what- 😭

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u/CzarTwilight 5d ago

You may die one, but you certainly won't be buried one

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u/potato_in_denial 5d ago

Omg stop 😭😂

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u/TSMelvin 3d ago

Butchering the punctuation of a two-liner does not make it a one-liner.