r/oneliners • • 4d ago

3 guys walked into a bar, the 4th one ducked.

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u/dankumz 4d ago

So one duck and three guys walk into a bar. They ordered drinks all night long and the bartender began to worry. He asked them “who is going to pay for all the drinks.” The three guys start laughing hilariously to the point the bartender gets pissed off and yells, “come on who is paying?” The three guys look at the duck and say “the bill is on him”

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u/ihih_reddit 4d ago

The 5th one stood by and recorded it on their phone

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u/DutchOfBurdock 4d ago

Whilst a 6th just made inappropriate comments completely unrelated to what's happening

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u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 4d ago

The 7th posted it on Reddit

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u/IrishFlukey 4d ago

Hickory dickory dock. Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other two got away with minor injuries.

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u/HulkasBigtoe 4d ago

Sounds like poor timing..